[wengaroni]

cheers! i wanna join! mommy brushes my teeth every night too. she doesn't know that i eat more of the toothpaste instead of it being used to clean my teeth, but don't tell her. mommy is always busy when i want to go out so i always whine and fake "peeing" and run around because i want to play.

i like rolling around in the grass too, especially when it's wet after it rains. after i play i come back inside and mommy gets mad because i get mud all over the white carpet. oopsie. but then she cleans it up and then i get the evil "bath", before she lets me snuggle with her.

it's not fair. hmp. i'm with you all the way, susannah. dirty fur girls! whoo!