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Graleyne · 08-17-2007, 02:51 PM

We are the cleverest!

Akina · 08-17-2007, 02:52 PM

Hi all, this is Momiji.
I tell you what I hate.
I hate when my mommy is checking and double checking my butt to make sure there is no poop left!!!
I leave some for my entertainment for later time but she always find them and wipe them off or worse put me in the sink and wash them off!!!!

Can't I have some fun with my poop on the carpet????

Graleyne · 08-17-2007, 02:57 PM

Wanna know a secret? One time my daddy taked me potty because Mommy had one of her head hurts. He didn't know he was s'posed to wipe my butt. Well I cried because I wanted to get in bed with Mommy and make her play with me so he put me right up there.

You know what I did? I sitted right on my mommy's HEAD with a poop stuck right on my butt hair!

Then I sitted back and watched while my daddy got in trouble and I didn't. I just had to get my butt wiped!

LoveMyJake · 08-17-2007, 03:03 PM

You know what? I think it's not fair cuz how come big dogs don't have to get baths every week and have their butts wiped? I have two big dog cousins, and I don't see them putting up with this stuff! Man, it's hard being little.

sassypup · 08-17-2007, 03:03 PM

Hi this is Zoe..I am with you and may I add my parents blow dry me and put all this gunk on my coat and just laughs when I run around the house rubbing myself on the carpet after a bath? What's so funny about that?

AngEngland · 08-17-2007, 03:26 PM

Jasmine here - my mommy is busy and I heard about the club. I want in!! My mommy won't let me lick the drool off my English Bulldog brother's face. I like it though...and he drools all the time so I don't see what the big deal is.

Rubi · 08-17-2007, 03:28 PM

Hi again, like a dirty furgirl said, it's so unfair moms and dad won't let us lick them in the mouth after eating poop. I love licking them best after eating kitty Mimosin's poop.
I also love eating puke, don't you? But mommy never let me

Some time ago a saw a puke for three days in the park and not a single time DID mom let me have a lil teeny weeny lick at it. Is that fair?
Real Rubi

Graleyne · 08-17-2007, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AngEngland

Jasmine here - my mommy is busy and I heard about the club. I want in!! My mommy won't let me lick the drool off my English Bulldog brother's face. I like it though...and he drools all the time so I don't see what the big deal is.

The trick is to make her look at it different. Mommies like clean. So instead of lickin' drool, you just gotta make her see that all you're really doin is CLEANING his face so he don't get drool all over everything.

My mommy won't let me eat throw up either. Not even my own! Even my daddy won't let me eat that stuff.

girdygirl · 08-17-2007, 04:07 PM

You all are so funny~!!!! lol

Superstarkba · 08-17-2007, 04:15 PM

Dis is Aubrey and Dakota. We are wiff you!! We want to join. Since Mrs. Suzy has the princess, could Aubrey be Prince? We would wuv you forever!!!!

babyfaith · 08-17-2007, 04:30 PM

Hi,
This is Starfire. My mommy doesn't know I am on here so don't tell her, ok? But I just had puppies about 9 weeks ago. And she thought it was gross that I ate their poop. Well, I did that one day and about 30 minutes later, I had to hack a little. You know, that's what we do is hack sometimes. Well, she said, "I would be hacking too if I just ate a turd." The nerve of her! She doesn't eat her babies' poop, but maybe she should. Talk about stink!

girdygirl · 08-17-2007, 05:08 PM

Hi evvrybbbooody,Phyllis herw.....Mommy waz lafing so I had to neak on here an see what zo funny. I like to join your cwab too. I use to eat turds too but I dont anymoer. I am extwa tinkey tonight. My mommy tinks me getting a baff tomowow but I got news for her.....IM NOT....I tell her Im in the Dirty furgirls club..K?

Gracie2006 · 08-17-2007, 05:10 PM

This is Gracie. I really don't like my baths much. After Mom is done washing me EVERYWHERE I roll on the floor to get the clean off. After that is done, mom does my hair. But you know what? I love the way I smell and feel, and look, after my bath! Shhhh, don't tell mommy I said that! Mommy gives me a toothbrush with yummy stuff on it and I chew on it, that is how my teeth get clean. The only time mommy wipes my butt is if it gets messy, which is not very often. Everyone says I am such a pretty girl. I think it is because mommy takes such good care of me.

Katys mom · 08-17-2007, 06:37 PM

Hi evry 1, my mom finally got off the puter. I hate to tell ya this but, I don't like the turds. Today mom bounced a my ball and it went right to the area we I go potty. Can you belif that she wanted me to go get it. The nerve of her. Doesn't she no that those turds might get cudies on my pretty paws.

even tho i don't like a bath, I always feel good aftrwards. I better run mom's coming back.

Katy

Safire · 08-17-2007, 06:39 PM

You dirty GIRWLS!

I'm Tetwey and I WUV to be cwean! I even twy to jump in da shower wif mommy but she duzznt wet me 'cept on saturdays.

And after I poo I stick my wittle bum in da air so mommy can wipe my tushie.

I wike to be cwean!

(but I also wike to pway wif poo...shhh...don't tell mommy)

08-17-2007, 02:51 PM	#16
Graleyne Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 2,563	We are the cleverest! __________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut

08-17-2007, 02:57 PM	#18
Graleyne Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 2,563	Wanna know a secret? One time my daddy taked me potty because Mommy had one of her head hurts. He didn't know he was s'posed to wipe my butt. Well I cried because I wanted to get in bed with Mommy and make her play with me so he put me right up there. You know what I did? I sitted right on my mommy's HEAD with a poop stuck right on my butt hair! Then I sitted back and watched while my daddy got in trouble and I didn't. I just had to get my butt wiped! __________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut

08-17-2007, 03:03 PM	#19
LoveMyJake I love Jackson too! Donating Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,905	You know what? I think it's not fair cuz how come big dogs don't have to get baths every week and have their butts wiped? I have two big dog cousins, and I don't see them putting up with this stuff! Man, it's hard being little. __________________ Selina, mommy to Jake and Jackson. RIP baby Lily Coming soon: Gracie

08-17-2007, 04:07 PM	#24
girdygirl YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Va. Posts: 757	You all are so funny~!!!! lol __________________ PHYLLIS AND GIRDY love those 'S

08-17-2007, 04:15 PM	#25
Superstarkba Aubrey's Mom Donating Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 9,369	Dis is Aubrey and Dakota. We are wiff you!! We want to join. Since Mrs. Suzy has the princess, could Aubrey be Prince? We would wuv you forever!!!! Last edited by Superstarkba; 08-17-2007 at 04:17 PM.

08-17-2007, 02:52 PM	#17
Akina YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Mateo Posts: 887	Hi all, this is Momiji. I tell you what I hate. I hate when my mommy is checking and double checking my butt to make sure there is no poop left!!! I leave some for my entertainment for later time but she always find them and wipe them off or worse put me in the sink and wash them off!!!! Can't I have some fun with my poop on the carpet????

08-17-2007, 03:03 PM	#20
sassypup Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: S. Ca Posts: 1,905	Hi this is Zoe..I am with you and may I add my parents blow dry me and put all this gunk on my coat and just laughs when I run around the house rubbing myself on the carpet after a bath? What's so funny about that?

08-17-2007, 03:26 PM	#21
AngEngland Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 87	Jasmine here - my mommy is busy and I heard about the club. I want in!! My mommy won't let me lick the drool off my English Bulldog brother's face. I like it though...and he drools all the time so I don't see what the big deal is.

08-17-2007, 03:28 PM	#22
Rubi Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Madrid (Spain) Posts: 167	Hi again, like a dirty furgirl said, it's so unfair moms and dad won't let us lick them in the mouth after eating poop. I love licking them best after eating kitty Mimosin's poop. I also love eating puke, don't you? But mommy never let me Some time ago a saw a puke for three days in the park and not a single time DID mom let me have a lil teeny weeny lick at it. Is that fair? Real Rubi

08-17-2007, 04:30 PM	#26
babyfaith Yorkie Talker Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Maryland Posts: 12	Hi, This is Starfire. My mommy doesn't know I am on here so don't tell her, ok? But I just had puppies about 9 weeks ago. And she thought it was gross that I ate their poop. Well, I did that one day and about 30 minutes later, I had to hack a little. You know, that's what we do is hack sometimes. Well, she said, "I would be hacking too if I just ate a turd." The nerve of her! She doesn't eat her babies' poop, but maybe she should. Talk about stink!

08-17-2007, 05:08 PM	#27
girdygirl YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Va. Posts: 757	Hi evvrybbbooody,Phyllis herw.....Mommy waz lafing so I had to neak on here an see what zo funny. I like to join your cwab too. I use to eat turds too but I dont anymoer. I am extwa tinkey tonight. My mommy tinks me getting a baff tomowow but I got news for her.....IM NOT....I tell her Im in the Dirty furgirls club..K? __________________ PHYLLIS AND GIRDY love those 'S

08-17-2007, 05:10 PM	#28
Gracie2006 Donating YT 3000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sequim, Wa Posts: 4,541	This is Gracie. I really don't like my baths much. After Mom is done washing me EVERYWHERE I roll on the floor to get the clean off. After that is done, mom does my hair. But you know what? I love the way I smell and feel, and look, after my bath! Shhhh, don't tell mommy I said that! Mommy gives me a toothbrush with yummy stuff on it and I chew on it, that is how my teeth get clean. The only time mommy wipes my butt is if it gets messy, which is not very often. Everyone says I am such a pretty girl. I think it is because mommy takes such good care of me. __________________ Gracie loves Bailey. Holly loves Tucker. Proud member of the YT Gracie Girls.

08-17-2007, 06:37 PM	#29
Katys mom I love yorkie kisses Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,751	Hi evry 1, my mom finally got off the puter. I hate to tell ya this but, I don't like the turds. Today mom bounced a my ball and it went right to the area we I go potty. Can you belif that she wanted me to go get it. The nerve of her. Doesn't she no that those turds might get cudies on my pretty paws. even tho i don't like a bath, I always feel good aftrwards. I better run mom's coming back. Katy Last edited by Katys mom; 08-17-2007 at 06:38 PM.

08-17-2007, 06:39 PM	#30
Safire Addicted to Tetley Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 964	You dirty GIRWLS! I'm Tetwey and I WUV to be cwean! I even twy to jump in da shower wif mommy but she duzznt wet me 'cept on saturdays. And after I poo I stick my wittle bum in da air so mommy can wipe my tushie. I wike to be cwean! (but I also wike to pway wif poo...shhh...don't tell mommy) __________________ Safire Tetley See me on Dogster: http://www.dogster.com/?452576