Wanna know a secret? One time my daddy taked me potty because Mommy had one of her head hurts. He didn't know he was s'posed to wipe my butt. Well I cried because I wanted to get in bed with Mommy and make her play with me so he put me right up there.
You know what I did? I sitted right on my mommy's HEAD with a poop stuck right on my butt hair!
Then I sitted back and watched while my daddy got in trouble and I didn't. I just had to get my butt wiped!