You dirty GIRWLS!
I'm Tetwey and I WUV to be cwean! I even twy to jump in da shower wif mommy but she duzznt wet me 'cept on saturdays.
And after I poo I stick my wittle bum in da air so mommy can wipe my tushie.
I wike to be cwean!
(but I also wike to pway wif poo...shhh...don't tell mommy)