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daisysis · 08-19-2007, 06:22 PM

OH NO!!!MY MOM bought this harness like thing.. that my legs go in and she lifts me off the table where i can barely touch the table and cut my nails..
Mom was saying wow YES IT WORKS..it was kinda fun ..and now my nails are clipped. Mom says she is going to take a picture for you all can see..

simonandhallie · 08-19-2007, 06:43 PM

Hello Friends! This is Simon Samuel and I just posted on my website today about having to take a stupid bath! Layla let me know about the club, can I be a member? I hate baths!!!!!

wemple2 · 08-19-2007, 07:00 PM

Hi everybody...this is Kathy, Winston's mom. I finally caught him, but it wasn't easy...he really did run real fast. Yes, he got a bath!!! Now he is sulking, said he's afraid to come back on here, because you guys will be mad at him...for giving in, trust me he had no choice...he was a complete mess from playing out in the rain today. I just told him if he wants to get in bed with mom and dad tonight he had to have a bath. But he just kept running away...around and around the dining room table...back and forth from the bed room to the living room...then out to the kitchen. It's like he was running laps...I'm exhausted from the chase, he really put up a good fight...but I finally won. He smells so good now and he's all soft and fluffy again...such a pretty boy. Anyway, hope you all forgive his little fur butt...can he still be part of the club???

Suzy · 08-19-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by simonandhallie

Hello Friends! This is Simon Samuel and I just posted on my website today about having to take a stupid bath! Layla let me know about the club, can I be a member? I hate baths!!!!!

Sure Simon! Join the DFC (Dirty Furkids Club)... all you gots to do is take the pledge "JUST SAY NO TO BEIN' CLEAN", and then you gotta do dirty and gross stuff. There's lots of ideas on how to be dirty up there if you can read the resta this thread! Oh, and if you can type good, change your mommy's signature to show you're in the club, if you can get by wiff it-lots of us did dat already!

Baths are awful, aren't they? Sorry you had to have one today. Hopefully you can get good and dirty again tomorrow, and get your good stinky scent back-the way things are supposed to be! Mommy put us both in pajamas tonight, after sprayin us with Babydog Groomin Spray and brushin us both again. We said no way, but she won again. At least we still got stinky breath-we won't tolerate any toothbrusin' tonight!

Stinky dreams, everyone!

Emma

&

Milli

Graleyne · 08-20-2007, 02:05 AM

It isn't fair. I can't get it to rain here so I can get good and dirty like everybody else! I want to roll in the wet grass and mud too!

My daddy is s'posed to cut the grass tomorrow. I am definitely rolling in that!

rontiss1 · 08-20-2007, 05:05 AM

Hi guys!, dis is boo bah. I wanna join da cwub too. Will u let me in?
thks guys,,,,

Boo bah

Graleyne · 08-20-2007, 05:08 AM

Hi, Boo Bah! 'Course you can join!

Wow! We got so many members! This is the bestest, and dirtiest club ever!

LuvMySissy · 08-20-2007, 07:35 AM

Hi guyz - dis is Angel talkin - I wanna join dis club too cuz I hate being combed, I hate my teef being brushed, and I really hate gettin baths!!!! I gotta tell you guyz do dat I kind-a like my hair in a pony cuz then I can see. And the clothes mommy putz on me keep me nice an warm, specially my pjs!!

Mommy is always sayin that I need to be combed again cuz my hair is always messy, but I don care - I like it that way!! So, can I join? I'm might even tell Sissy bout dis cuz she likes to rub her pony out as soon as she can!! She doesn't fuss much when shes gettin combed and her teef brushed tho. I keep tryin to tell her to make a ruckus and maybe mommy will stop, but shes been round longer dan me, so maybe she nos sometin??

cockerduchess · 08-20-2007, 10:01 AM

Hi everyone this is Emma Grace can I join too? I hate it when mommy says I have to be clean I love being dirty

simonandhallie · 08-20-2007, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suzy

Sure Simon! Join the DFC (Dirty Furkids Club)... all you gots to do is take the pledge "JUST SAY NO TO BEIN' CLEAN", and then you gotta do dirty and gross stuff. There's lots of ideas on how to be dirty up there if you can read the resta this thread! Oh, and if you can type good, change your mommy's signature to show you're in the club, if you can get by wiff it-lots of us did dat already!

Baths are awful, aren't they? Sorry you had to have one today. Hopefully you can get good and dirty again tomorrow, and get your good stinky scent back-the way things are supposed to be! Mommy put us both in pajamas tonight, after sprayin us with Babydog Groomin Spray and brushin us both again. We said no way, but she won again. At least we still got stinky breath-we won't tolerate any toothbrusin' tonight!

Stinky dreams, everyone!

Emma

&

Milli

I already do gross stuff like yesterday when I found the dead frog in the yard I rolled and rolled until I was all stinky! And sometimes if Mama isn't looking I roll in bird poop too!

I think it all smells heavenly~

blynne · 08-20-2007, 10:46 AM

Hi everyone. This is Prada and Dolce. Can we join the Dirty Furkids Club too? Not only do we hate getting a bath and getting brushed, but sometimes Mommy shaves our butts. YORKIES UNITE!!!

Sookie · 08-20-2007, 11:10 AM

Guess what?? Mommie got some dog food samples that look like sausages wrapped in paper. I ATE THEM!! I didn't even unwrap them first...I ate the paper too! I like this club. I can be naughty and dirty every day and my friends here will still like me.

Mommy is so mad at me because I liked the paper better than the food she cooks for me! It was YUMMY!!

LiLo · 08-20-2007, 11:19 AM

Hi guys! This is Chloey? Can i join the Dirty Furkids Club too? I hate baths with a passion and my mommy is always on me to keep clean! Then i put in this big bathtub and after trying to jump out for a little bit i just stand there shaking with outrage!!! My mommy is SO mean! And if that wasn't enough, i have to suffer the shampoo TWICE and the conditioner TWICE too!!! And worst of all... (i'm shaking here) she blow-dries me! How mean can a mommy get?!

celstu1 · 08-20-2007, 12:21 PM

Hi all, dis is Fletch ... im writin for me and my brotha. We were all tolerated baf time until yesterday. Dats it, we takin a stand. Mom actually took out the scissors yesterday and now we have only about 1/2 our hair lef. I mean I know it feels good to have all that hair gone and to be able to see again, but why the baf? Wasnt the cut good enuff? So Dex & me, we are rebellin... I dont care that mommy says we are bof handsome now... or that we smell haf decent. NO MORE BAFFS!!!!!

Dex says hes tired of mommy pullin mats off his belly when he just wans a rub. Hes always rollin ova for mommy to rub his belly ... (hes such a baby boy...ssshhh dont tell him I typeded dat). I tink dat if he rolls ova for her, he deserfes da ouches.

But I gotsta laff ... we won da fight with the ponytails. We said NO WAY from da start so she dont try that no more, we have eyebrows she says. We like it dat way much betta. And we wont wear those silly sweatshirts she tries to put on us. forget it!! We take them off each otha, OR if you LIF your leg just high enough and the right angle you can pee ON IT!

Then she takes it off cuz its gwwossss and smells reallll bad! hehe

We so much smarta dan her... arent we?

saphire · 08-20-2007, 12:33 PM

Hi furfriends, this is Coco, I wanted to join the club too, but my little brother Coffee was sad 'cause it was for girls only! Now I see he can join too Yay!!!

My mom is forever washing my face, 'cause sometimes I eat things like poop,
the rice she throws for the birds and I like to get inside the dishwasher when no one is looking.

It's so good to lick the plates and get a sticky face - then comes the face wash - oh no not again!

Our mom baths us every week - I think thats a bit much, I think every year would be a better idea , don't you?

Coffee & I would love to join the club - he hates getting this willie washed!!

PS: IT'S BATH DAY TOMORROW

08-19-2007, 06:22 PM	#91
daisysis YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: michigan Posts: 1,074	OH NO!!!MY MOM bought this harness like thing.. that my legs go in and she lifts me off the table where i can barely touch the table and cut my nails.. Mom was saying wow YES IT WORKS..it was kinda fun ..and now my nails are clipped. Mom says she is going to take a picture for you all can see.. __________________ Sissy..Lilly..Maggie..Lucy

08-19-2007, 07:00 PM	#93
wemple2 Wee Winston Wiggles Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Kewanee, Illinois Posts: 9,666	Hi everybody...this is Kathy, Winston's mom. I finally caught him, but it wasn't easy...he really did run real fast. Yes, he got a bath!!! Now he is sulking, said he's afraid to come back on here, because you guys will be mad at him...for giving in, trust me he had no choice...he was a complete mess from playing out in the rain today. I just told him if he wants to get in bed with mom and dad tonight he had to have a bath. But he just kept running away...around and around the dining room table...back and forth from the bed room to the living room...then out to the kitchen. It's like he was running laps...I'm exhausted from the chase, he really put up a good fight...but I finally won. He smells so good now and he's all soft and fluffy again...such a pretty boy. Anyway, hope you all forgive his little fur butt...can he still be part of the club??? __________________ As Ever, Kathy Intruducing Bentley Winston and Spencer: RIP My Sweet Angels

08-20-2007, 02:05 AM	#95
Graleyne Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 2,563	It won't rain! It isn't fair. I can't get it to rain here so I can get good and dirty like everybody else! I want to roll in the wet grass and mud too! My daddy is s'posed to cut the grass tomorrow. I am definitely rolling in that! __________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut

08-20-2007, 05:05 AM	#96
rontiss1 Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Los Angeles,California Posts: 521	joinin da cwub Hi guys!, dis is boo bah. I wanna join da cwub too. Will u let me in? thks guys,,,, Boo bah __________________ [COLOR="Red"] :[/COLOR

08-20-2007, 05:08 AM	#97
Graleyne Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 2,563	Hi, Boo Bah! 'Course you can join! Wow! We got so many members! This is the bestest, and dirtiest club ever! __________________ Aerrica, and Norman RIP my sweet Poopanut

08-19-2007, 06:43 PM	#92
simonandhallie *I Love My Monkeys!* Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV Posts: 11,166	Hello Friends! This is Simon Samuel and I just posted on my website today about having to take a stupid bath! Layla let me know about the club, can I be a member? I hate baths!!!!!

08-20-2007, 07:35 AM	#98
LuvMySissy Luv my Angel, too! Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: USA Posts: 9,333	Hi guyz - dis is Angel talkin - I wanna join dis club too cuz I hate being combed, I hate my teef being brushed, and I really hate gettin baths!!!! I gotta tell you guyz do dat I kind-a like my hair in a pony cuz then I can see. And the clothes mommy putz on me keep me nice an warm, specially my pjs!! Mommy is always sayin that I need to be combed again cuz my hair is always messy, but I don care - I like it that way!! So, can I join? I'm might even tell Sissy bout dis cuz she likes to rub her pony out as soon as she can!! She doesn't fuss much when shes gettin combed and her teef brushed tho. I keep tryin to tell her to make a ruckus and maybe mommy will stop, but shes been round longer dan me, so maybe she nos sometin?? __________________ Sissy & Angel

08-20-2007, 10:01 AM	#99
cockerduchess Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,473	Hi everyone this is Emma Grace can I join too? I hate it when mommy says I have to be clean I love being dirty __________________ Emma GraceTia Bella Maddie

08-20-2007, 10:46 AM	#101
blynne Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 195	Hi everyone. This is Prada and Dolce. Can we join the Dirty Furkids Club too? Not only do we hate getting a bath and getting brushed, but sometimes Mommy shaves our butts. YORKIES UNITE!!!

08-20-2007, 11:10 AM	#102
Sookie My Four Sweet Babies Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Jersey near Philadelphia Posts: 5,452	Guess what?? Mommie got some dog food samples that look like sausages wrapped in paper. I ATE THEM!! I didn't even unwrap them first...I ate the paper too! I like this club. I can be naughty and dirty every day and my friends here will still like me. Mommy is so mad at me because I liked the paper better than the food she cooks for me! It was YUMMY!! __________________ I LOVE MY BABIES

08-20-2007, 11:19 AM	#103
LiLo Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Toronto, ON Posts: 44	Hi guys! This is Chloey? Can i join the Dirty Furkids Club too? I hate baths with a passion and my mommy is always on me to keep clean! Then i put in this big bathtub and after trying to jump out for a little bit i just stand there shaking with outrage!!! My mommy is SO mean! And if that wasn't enough, i have to suffer the shampoo TWICE and the conditioner TWICE too!!! And worst of all... (i'm shaking here) she blow-dries me! How mean can a mommy get?! __________________ The 2 s of my life: Chloey & Naiya -- Bijouli, I miss you every day Mommy loves you guys!

08-20-2007, 12:21 PM	#104
celstu1 Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Hampshire Posts: 10,534	2 more applications Hi all, dis is Fletch ... im writin for me and my brotha. We were all tolerated baf time until yesterday. Dats it, we takin a stand. Mom actually took out the scissors yesterday and now we have only about 1/2 our hair lef. I mean I know it feels good to have all that hair gone and to be able to see again, but why the baf? Wasnt the cut good enuff? So Dex & me, we are rebellin... I dont care that mommy says we are bof handsome now... or that we smell haf decent. NO MORE BAFFS!!!!! Dex says hes tired of mommy pullin mats off his belly when he just wans a rub. Hes always rollin ova for mommy to rub his belly ... (hes such a baby boy...ssshhh dont tell him I typeded dat). I tink dat if he rolls ova for her, he deserfes da ouches. But I gotsta laff ... we won da fight with the ponytails. We said NO WAY from da start so she dont try that no more, we have eyebrows she says. We like it dat way much betta. And we wont wear those silly sweatshirts she tries to put on us. forget it!! We take them off each otha, OR if you LIF your leg just high enough and the right angle you can pee ON IT! Then she takes it off cuz its gwwossss and smells reallll bad! hehe We so much smarta dan her... arent we? __________________ “Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” ― Dean Koontz

08-20-2007, 12:33 PM	#105
saphire Lil' CoCo, Lotta Coffee. Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: South Africa Posts: 3,115	Hi furfriends, this is Coco, I wanted to join the club too, but my little brother Coffee was sad 'cause it was for girls only! Now I see he can join too Yay!!! My mom is forever washing my face, 'cause sometimes I eat things like poop, the rice she throws for the birds and I like to get inside the dishwasher when no one is looking. It's so good to lick the plates and get a sticky face - then comes the face wash - oh no not again! Our mom baths us every week - I think thats a bit much, I think every year would be a better idea , don't you? Coffee & I would love to join the club - he hates getting this willie washed!! PS: IT'S BATH DAY TOMORROW __________________ Sheilagh CoffeeAbigail-Ceana. CoCoMurfee & Winston