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Originally Posted by simonandhallie  Hello Friends! This is Simon Samuel and I just posted on my website today about having to take a stupid bath! Layla let me know about the club, can I be a member? I hate baths!!!!! |
Sure Simon! Join the DFC (Dirty Furkids Club)... all you gots to do is take the pledge "JUST SAY NO TO BEIN' CLEAN", and then you gotta do dirty and gross stuff. There's lots of ideas on how to be dirty up there if you can read the resta this thread! Oh, and if you can type good, change your mommy's signature to show you're in the club, if you can get by wiff it-lots of us did dat already!
Baths are awful, aren't they? Sorry you had to have one today. Hopefully you can get good and dirty again tomorrow, and get your good stinky scent back-the way things are supposed to be! Mommy put us both in pajamas tonight, after sprayin us with Babydog Groomin Spray and brushin us both again. We said no way, but she won again. At least we still got stinky breath-we won't tolerate any toothbrusin' tonight!
Stinky dreams, everyone!
Emma
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Milli