Hi all, dis is Fletch ... im writin for me and my brotha. We were all tolerated baf time until yesterday. Dats it, we takin a stand. Mom actually took out the scissors yesterday and now we have only about 1/2 our hair lef. I mean I know it feels good to have all that hair gone and to be able to see again, but why the baf? Wasnt the cut good enuff? So Dex & me, we are rebellin... I dont care that mommy says we are bof handsome now... or that we smell haf decent. NO MORE BAFFS!!!!!
Dex says hes tired of mommy pullin mats off his belly when he just wans a rub. Hes always rollin ova for mommy to rub his belly ... (hes such a baby boy...ssshhh dont tell him I typeded dat). I tink dat if he rolls ova for her, he deserfes da ouches.
But I gotsta laff ... we won da fight with the ponytails. We said NO WAY from da start so she dont try that no more, we have eyebrows she says. We like it dat way much betta. And we wont wear those silly sweatshirts she tries to put on us. forget it!! We take them off each otha, OR if you LIF your leg just high enough and the right angle you can pee ON IT!
Then she takes it off cuz its gwwossss and smells reallll bad! hehe
We so much smarta dan her... arent we?
