Helwo ebbrybody!!! Winnson agin...and boy oh boy am I diwrty, I stink so gowd...I jus wub myselp.
But tamowwo is mommis day off, Im scawred...I see a baff in mines futur. I need da pwan. What shood I do, I alweady twied to outwun hewr and I cant do it. Maybe I weel twy to hide fwom hewr dis time. Any ideawrs? Pwease help me somebodies!!!

heywo Winnson if u get in da guest room bed and make urself tinny and dont fall for the cookie jar noise i hide behind da pillow once mommy couldnt find me and i was sleeping ontop of da couch siwly mommy

I goona hide fwom hewr..she weel nebber fine me dis time. Unner da bed is a goot idewr, when hers bends down to wook...I weel be outta der so fas, shes not gonna know whad hit er, den I gonna wun behine daddys chawr. Wesh me wuk, I think Im gonna need it.

But if swee hadn't of eaten the wittle sister then her tummy would be getting fat and taking up my place on her knee!

Do you like Gwacie wen you go visit with her?

you know what Max, now what you mention it, my mom is ALWAYS calling me her baby girl... but i'm ONE now!!! i hope she realizes that soon

But guys, i'm sad to say i'm oh so clean. no ONLY did i have a bath last night, i got groomed :( so i'm clean and tidy looking.... can't say i'm crazy about it... BUT it has been raining here for the past few days so the potential to be dirty again is there!

Guess what? You'll neber bewieve it! I gotted peed on by the dog next door. :mad: Eben I wanted a baf after that. Him just walked ober to my wittle yard and raised hims weg and peed on my back!:eek: My mommy was yellin and the neighbor man was yellin and I was yellin and da big dog just peed. I twied to jump in mommy's arms but she wuldn't wet me.:(

Dat wasn't nice at all. I wike to smell good, but not that kind ob good! So I had to hab a baf and now I smell all pretty but not wike myself.:(

Hi dere DFC members! Me n Emma bof hadta get bafs today. :( Daddy wet us chase a bunny outside, and I got SO cwose dat I sniffed da bunny's tail, but I didn't get him, and Daddy questioned my abilities as a terrier, whatever dat means!

Den we found dead worms in da gwass, and we chewed em up, and rolled in dem to get da good smells on us...but Mommy and Daddy didn't fink we smelled so good, so Daddy gived us bafs.

And den, wayter on...guess what Emma did? She ate poo! Daddy was not happy at all! For once my perfect big sister got in twouble-usually it's ME, I can't help myself!

Stay dirty, friends!
:animal-pa Milli:animal-pa

hey evewyone !! dis is Caden . my and my owder bwudder dig dis hole in my backyawd and its huuuge !! i can sit in it and you cant eben SEE me !! well, anyways, i aways woll in it and get weal weal diwty !! den my mommy gibs me a baff . i wun all wound da tub cause i dont wike it beawy much =[ . beinn cween is fine ... i just dont like HOW i get cwean =[

can i join too ?

im shuw u need a tweasuwew !! :)

It did it! It finally rained here! Mommy took me potty and I runned and runned fast as I could. Then I found IT! I don't know what it was but it smelled BAD and I rolled around and around in it. Then I runned right through a mud puddle. (I was runnin so fast I didn't see it) At first I was worried the water in it would wash the stink off of me, but it didn't.

Guess what I did next!? When Mommy scooped me up to take me inside, I getted HER all dirty and stinky too!

Then I had to take a bath. :( BUT Mommy and Daddy BOTH said I STILL stink!

Sir Max here, can I join, I hate baths . I love to get dirty and my mom even lets me get dirty. Yes I do have to get a bath but I have my mom trained. If I have to have a bath she does to. I used to fight and fight at bathtime and sometimes I would even get lose and run around the house with soap everywhere, with mom running behind saying something about arthurits. I still dont know who this arthur guy is. Anyway one bath time she got in the tub and put me on a towel on her lap and now its hard to get away, but as I said if I have to bath she does to. really the bath is worth it cause I live with some pottbellied pigs and I take care of the neighbors goats geese and chickens, and sometimes we go across the road where there is a horse and a cow. I get to run through the mud puddles play in the barn and so many things to get dirty. I dont eat my poop or the cat poop since mom got that litter box that eats it itself but you know what is reallllly good is pig poop, MMMMMM makes my mouth water, but I have to eat what I can on the run cause mom always wants it and I wont share my pig poop. But then, sigh, I must take a bath but so does mom,HeeHee Oh and no blow dryer and I made sure by chewing the plug off the cord. I get treats and then if I go see dad and give him my sad face he will give me a bite of his peanut-butter cookie yum. I do make her chase me though. And then when I get up the next morning and go outside I go roll where my house-mate pig pottys. As you can see I can get pprreeettyyy dirty, but I have an awful cool mom and dad, so I can tolerate one bath a week, I said TOLERATE not LIKE.
OOHH moms coming back, she went to get my dad, Bye Max

You get PIG POOP???? You are so lucky!

You definitely get to join our club.

HEY! Dis here is Wemi! Wow! Sir Max, u is in poop heaben! Kin i come n pway wid chu? We gots wots of goose poop if we take da weawwy wong woks. But den I gits weawwy tukkered out. My dum ole sister, Woxy, wikes to chase dem but I jis waff n waff cuz her weash is too short n she jist stands on hew hind wegs n puwws n puwws. HAHAHAH, she's so dum. I don't do dat cuz dose geese awe waaaayyyy tooooo big fo me. Woxy isn't afwaid of anyting, eben gweat big dawgs. Tanks fo wettin me join da cwub. I wanted to in da beginnin, but it wus aww giwls, n I dint jo if i cud, but dis is soooo kewl. I wub to be durty! Whin eber I sit in da back yawd, my dum ole sista wiww dig a hole wite beside me an trow da dirt on me - EBERY TIME!! It gits in my eyes, n aww ober me! Uh oh, dere's one ob da kitties - i hab to go kween her butt fo hew:p . Tanks ebewybody - dis is da kewlest cwub eber:D .

Helwo!!! We wub to hab new memburs...evewybody join. Yippee!!!
Now da bad news...mines mommi took me to dat gwoomer lady today...I wub hewr...but I dont wub what hewr does to me...she makes me awl cween and shabes mines butt and mines bewllie, dawrn hewr. Den to make maddurs worster...hewr puts stinky colone on me. Its gonna taked me days to smell yike mineself agin. When mines mommi picked me up...hewr said Winsson you smell so tood, and you awr so pwetty. Im a boy dog, am I pose to smell tood and wook pwetty??? Whas wong wiff hewr...I think hewrs cwazy!!!

Fletch here, I fink my mommy had a breakdown! We no get baffs for a whole week now!!! How wucky are we?? I haf a bad feewing though, when we do gets the next one, its gonna be BBBAAADDD!!!!

I hope you don't have to get a bath. I had to get one tonight. I don't stink no more, darn it!

I'm getting Mommy back though. I'm runnin' fast as I can all over the whole bed and makin' her close her eyes and sigh real loud like she does when I'm gettin' on her nerves real good.

You sure can. Everyone can come. When mom aint looking make a little hole under the fence and head for N.M. Take a left at Albuquerque, and head up the highway, watch out for those bunny wabbits. when you get to a little house with a big barn start barking I will have mom open the gate and be ready because there is a BBIIGG mud puddle and it is sooo much fun. My mom dont care and would love you all and my dad, hes a push over.
Max

Shhh, dont teww anybody but I hab a way to git out ou da fence an nobody kin find da way. I wus out fo 2 houws today. But I gits askairt an jist sit by da gate. I gotted out a cupple days ago, too. I don't do too gud at diggin, but my dum ole sista is a diggin fweak. Dis is hew fabowite how, but she has a whowa bunch of dem so my momma can't mow da gwass widout fawwin in one. I feww in it an got stuck - it's weawwy deep. She kin dig me a tunnewl an I wiww come dere, otay?

Hey dis is fletch again! sooooo tell me wwweeeaaaallll good those diwections! Mommy keeps saying "wanna go on a pwane and visit gwandma?" and I am pretty sure she said that albequerque word! So we's coming your way in December!

heywow Mawx we wive on a farm too and i wove to chase the geese mommy says no to me aww the time but today ou big sisters de fwenchies dug a hole into the mene horses pen and we had sooo much fun i chewed on brie's tail and mommy said silly thats not cheese i dont no it taste cheesy and my sisser got in bigggg twoble for playing with the goose and miss piggey who was getting mad mommy screemed and piggy rubbed her fwace all in da stinky pond mud now dats gross to gross for me if i send you horse poo will u send me piggy poo? thanks betty

OOHH wow. I cant dig my mom is very smart and put these BBIIGG logs by our fence and if I git out of one I have two more fences to dig under and they have cement under them and I get tiried trying. A tunnel would be good, just make sure and take a left at Albuqerque, and watch for bunny wabbits, maybe you will see Bugs Bunny, he always forgets about the left at Albuquerque.

HEY! Dis here is Wemi! U gots bunnies? Dats so kewl! We hab one dat is visitin us go a while but he is bigger n me m I dont tink he wikes me much, so I cant pway wid him. He has wong dwoopy eaws, too. Wuts up wid dat? I wanna go bisit - I need to twy tastin sum new poops. Maybe u shud hab a big giant poop-tastin meet fo aww of us. Yah, dats it, a poop-tastin pawty.:animal36 .

hey wimmi i can bring donkey horse and goose poo what u got bunny poop can i have sumb ob it

u bwing da big poops an i wiww bwing da widdew poops. We gots wats a goose poops hew, too. An bat poops, but dey is wike widdew appitessews cuz dey is weawwy widdew. I kin bwing mousie poops an fishie poops an birdie poops (day is speshul yummie). If I am weawwy quiet I kin neak up on my dum ole sistas momma an askaire da poops wite outta hew, hahahahaha. I wike neakin up on da kitties, too.:animal36 We gotsta find someun dat wibs by a zoo. Deres sum super weawwy giant poopies dere. Dis sounds wike sooooo much fun!

Is that you digging or your sister? She can dig good boy that looks fun. Your sister will be coming to right. Mom keeps looking for me a sister but the people around here have puppy mills and she will not buy me a sister. We cant even ship cause our airport is closed..We are not in Albuquerque, you have to take that left and go to Farmington up by Colorado where all the cowboys and indians are.

Hey Wemi - dis is Izzy and I wibs by da zoo n eber wunce n awhile dey hab Zoo Poo Day where you can get weawwy giant poopies frum da elephunts...hahaha.....doesn't dat sounds wike sooo much fun? You boys are gettin weawwy, weawwy smart and your dister digs da bestest holes I have ebber seen in my entwire wittle wife...she good. Did she hafta get a baff afta dat one?

HEY! Dis here is Wemi! Izzy - Zoo Poo Day :happyboun :happyboun :happyboun Dats da bestest news eber! Ewefant poo - WOW! Yah, dats my dum ole sista diggin da hoe. She makes sure she trows da diwt aww over me an in my eyes. She is mean to me sumtimes. If I moob, she tuwns and keeps trowing diwt at me. She wikes to hide abter she digs but she awways gits cawt an has to get a baff, waka-waka, haha. I gits baff, tu, but I wike dem. She hates da baffs.

HEY Max! Dis here is Wemi! My dum ole sista kin dig unner da cement. She's a diggin fweak! She gits hew nose in da hoe and she snorts wike a piggie win shes diggin. She is such a wady! HAHA - I wub Bugs Bunny.

Hey Wemi, your sista would realy have fun with my piggys. They dig aaallll over the place and then when it rains all dem holes fills up with water and mom sometimes will let me zoooom zoooom zoooom all through dem, but then, sigh, me and mom have to have a bath. OK now we have some great places to eat poop and I have mud puddles and we can dig holes, anybody else know what we can do to get dirtier. HeeHeeHee

Wowie...dis is Winnson. Yous guys awe amaching, da hole diggewr is cwazy man. Elefant poop!!! You guys thinked of stuff I wooodnt eber thinked of. I gots to be honness tho, I neber eated poop in awl my life...I quesses I dont knoe wat I been missin. Cood somebodies send me some poop...or do I haffa come git it mines self? Onwy thing I do is woll in da biwrd poop, dats awl, weely!!!

My Mommie is funny. Yesterday when I was eating the pencil she got all red in the face and started puffing and huffing real loud. Then she ran and picked up that thing she talks in to somebody named Vet. Next she made me eat bread. That wasn't so bad, but it would have been a lot better with some peanut butter on it. I LOVE peanut butter! This morning when I pooped Mommie looked at it really close before she threw it in the trash. Why do Mommies act so silly sometimes? :animal-pa :animal-pa
Love,
Kalina