This is Kalina's Mommie and I SAW THAT HOLE!!! Now you tell your sister to stop it or I'm calling YOUR Mommie!! :mad:

I thought I was the only one who like to roll around in poop and pee!
Mommy gets so mad at me:p hehe

I have to get my butt cleaned everytime we come back home from the outside:mad:

Anw what is it about those baths?!! how would they like it if they were the ones playing with their toys or eating a treat and WE grabbed them and plopped them down in the tub?!! I don't think they'd like it very much!

Also, what is it about getting my teeth brushed??! Mommy insists to brush them every day!! I am getting so angry! I like being able to taste the food I ate yesterday or a few days ago:mad: :mad:

Everybody---- can I be a member of the "Dirty Furkids Club" too?

I eberybody. I had to have a baf dis morning. Jus when I started smewling wealy good. I found some stinky stuff in the grass wast nite and I wolled all ober it. Ahhhh!:D
But den mommy saw me and gwabbed and said "Oh no Tink! Icky Icky!" I fink dat means "You're gonna get a baf." Caus dats always what happens when she says dat.

She cudnt baf be wast nite cause it was too wate for me to go to bed wif wet hair so I had to sweep in my cwate all awone. I dont wike dat one widdle bit!

But we gotted up erwy and I had to have a stupid baf and now I smewl awl pretty.

:2hearts2: And me bets you wook pwetty too!!! Wub, Winson

hmm i was thinking weely weely haard and u no bunnys nevew evew get dem baths and dem mean cwats neber ever get dem baths so what wong with my mommy she said i get new clothes from aunt jodi now i gotta take a bath .. i though aunt jodi wuved me ... whys me not a wabbit

HEY! Dis here is Wemi! HAHAHA My dum ole sista got a "bad guwl baf" wast nite. She wus out diggin in hew hoe an she got weawwy into it an was gwowin n twyin to bite ifin anyone twied to puww hew out. So my momma had to git da sqwiwt bottew of water n sqwiwt n sqwiwt her n she wus a mudbaww win my momma finawwy gotted hew out ub da hoe. HAHAHA. I pwobabwy shudnt be waffin cuz I tinks I am gittin a baf today. We bin habin fweas pwetty bad n my momma owdewed some yummy tweats dat is pose to git wid of dem. No mo kemikles - day buwned woxy. I'm so gwad fweas hate snow cuz I hate fweas! Bunnies dont hab to take bafs? Wuts up wid dat? Wucky bunnies!

Hi ebryone - dis is Angel agin. I cant b on here 2 much cuz mommy yikes me 2 b bery cwean all da time - but I had a bery big day yesturday!!! When mommy wus wit her cwient, I worked bery, bery hard at da office chair. It had a warge ticker underneat da seat an I puwwed an puwwed an puwwd tiw I got it off - but den it got tuk on my beard an it huwt bery bad!!!! So mommy had to puwwwwww to get it off and it hurt even badder.

Den, wight befor we left to go up nort for a futbal game, I found an ol peanut shell dat one of dose nasty squirrels dug up and left in my yard!!!! I was so excited!!! I found it and ate bery fast so mommy culdn't take it away. Den when we was drivin, daddy said "ugh whats dat smell?". Dey thought we was driving by some garbage or sometin, but mommy says I yakked in da backseat. I'm not sur what dat means, but I no dat all dat nasty peanut stuff came out o me!!

So, my beard was all ticky and I had icky breath even if da rest of me was cwean!!!!!! All da people at da football game thought I was bery cute - but I did NOT yike all da noise. Dey all kept yellin and der was all dis bery loud drummin and other muzac dat was scarin me and Sissy!!!

Dear Susannah,
Im Pixie, my mommy and daddy thinks im the best of the doggies. I growl at nothing and wind up the boys and make them bark at NOTHING and they get scolded. Hehehehehe Then i hide my chew and stare at the boys and mommy and daddy think that the boys stole mine and give me another one, so then i have 2!!! Mommy and daddy think that my nice pink dress must be in grandma's but no i have hidden it deep in the fresh cut grass just to make sure they wont make me wear it!!!! I wanna join i wanna join!!!

Ebreybody join da rebolution...diwrty dogs unite!!!
Der is no weezon to be cween, how we awl gonna maked ours mommis unnerstand?

Yay! Another new member of the dirty furkids club!

I had to go visit my grandma today so I had to get a bath this mornin'. BUT when I getted to my grandma's house I runned real fast all over her back yard and I rolled in poop that wasn't even mine! It stinked real bad. Grandma gived me another bath so I wouldn't stink, but I fighted her real hard. I getted her even wetter than she getted me! :p

Hi everybody! Coffee and me are very cross:mad: Last week and the week before mommy bathed us as usual,but if that wasn't bad enough - the next day she and daddy went away:eek: my skin brother and his girlfriend looked after us but still, we missed mommy & daddy.

When she bathed us on Friday we got worried again and I told Coffee not to worry I had a plan, so... I ate something to make my tummy sick!! It worked, they never went away BUT I HAD MY BUTT WASHED FOUR TIMES:eek: I don't know which is worse. Mommy says she wasn't going away anyway. (She tries very hard to always take us with her) The butt washes were horrible, one time at about 3am this morning I tried to jump out the sink, mommy caught me just before I hit the floor:) I did get chicken & rice to eat so it kinda made up for it. Now she says my mouth is all sticky, from the puke and the chicken so she's going to wash it before bed OH NO!! I got to run fast now.... see you another day, Coco.

Hi this is Aurora, can i join? My mommy and daddy are always telling me I need a bath. It takes both of them to give me a bath...heehee. Mommy has to hold me while daddy washes me. I makes sure I get mommy soaking wet during the process...heehee. Mommy won't let me kiss her mouth because she says I eat the cat poop. I thought my big sister was nice to leave me all those treats in that big box. If no one is watching, I get in this thing that mommy and daddy call a trash can, I can find all kinds of treasures in there. I bring out al my finds and put them all over the house. I know mommy is mad when I do it because she calls me little miss, so I run and hide under the couch. When I come out of hiding, all my treasures are put back into that trashcan and I am told to stay out of it.

Oh no I better go I hear mommy talking about giving me a bath tonight, I better go back under the couch.

Bye

Hi, it's Tink again. My mommy left the puter on so I'm here to tewl you dat my mommy won't wet me go outside to do nuttin but pee and poop and I gotta be quick about it. Dat's 'cause I gotted dirty twice in one day dis week and she's mad at me for dat. She said, "Tink, I'm gonna watch you like a hawk." What's a hawk?

I can't eben get a twig 'cause she steals it away fwom me. Dat's 'cause I ate one yesterday and fwoed up all ober tha carpet.

So anyway, I'm still cwean and it wooks wike I'll be dat way for awhile. :(

Twinkles here -

I guess I can't be in your club, 'cause I love my bath and when Mommy combs me. She gives me a massage all over my body when she's drying me off. It relaxes me and makes me feel so-o-o-o-o good. I sometimes fall asleep. And I love to be combed and have pretty ribbons put in my hair. Everybody tells me how pretty I look.... don't you like that? Sometimes I get embarrassed at church....... I don't mean to sound like a goody-two shoes. I do lots of other things I'm not supposed to.... but I really like the bath.

Now Ollie - he HATES his bath. He won't even let the groomer cut his hair. The last time we went, she told mommy that Ollie had a bath and that's it. No charge. He was too wild, and she should ask the vet for "Ace" - some pill to make him 'stoned.' Then she can cut his hair.

Mommy baths him but he hates it and then he runs outside and gets dirty. Mommy got mad at him when he wouldn't let her wipe his butt so she pinned Ollie between her legs with his butt facing her and took the scissors and just cut his hair off like an arched doorway on his back end. It looks so funny. Ollie doesn't even care because he knows he is cute and he knocked me up so all the girls love him - Big stud man.......

Anyway, thought I let you know one Yorkie likes her bath.
Don't hate me because I smell good. Hate me because I'm beautiful.......

Twinkles Elizabeth Klein :wink: :rose: :hearts-xx :cheer:

Ollie, too:yay_jump: :woof: :dalmation :dogzzz:

Hi friends, it's Emma! Guess what? Me n Milli got a bunny in da backyard yestreday! Good thing Mommy was out of town-we hurt da bunny real bad, and he couldn't get up after we were done barkin' at him, and I tried to bring him to daddy to show him what we brought for dinner, but da bunny was pretty big, so I couldn't pick him up! Daddy gave us bof baths and brushed our teef because Mommy was gone until today, and Daddy said Mommy wouldn't hug or kiss us until he cweaned us up!

Hey every buddy! Can I join the club? My mommy says I'd be perfect, because I hate to take baths! I also don't like being brished... I always cry because I get so dirty all my hair gets tangled up! Oh, and I love to run around at the doggie park and get dirty and stick my face in the grass to smell and lick some spots...but then mommy always pulls out the toothbrush :(

Hi! Can I join your club?
I'm Milo, and my human "friend" has started to bath me... that's not fair, I'm only three months old and I've already had two baths. And then she used the hairdryer on me.... that must surely be child abuse.:mad: She also combs me every day. She says I'm very handsome afterwards, but still...

But I'm getting my revenge. I've learned to "dig" in my water bowl, so I spray water everywhere, and then run away with my wet paws, leaving a really nice trail of footsteps.;) And then she has to mop the floor (I love chasing the mop, you see).

Yep, you can join the club! Every furkid who likes bein' dirty can be in it!

I LOVE rolling in dirt! (don't tell that to my human)

Well, I'm sorry to say that I'm stiwl cwean. I can't get away fwon my mommy wong enuf to get dirty. I been sick and she watches me awl da time. Got any tips for me?

I have the same pwoblem. My mommy insists on giving me a bath evewy week! Why don't our moms understand we LIKE being dirty??? I'm sowwy you are sick, but your mommy watches you awl da time cuz she wuvs you. Mommies are cool like dat. I hope you get better!

Hi Everybuddy, My name is Mindee and I LOVE being dirty!!! My mom just introduced us in the yorkie discussion so I thought I would sneak in here and see if you needed another dirty furkid in your club. I can't get as dirty as I normally do right now as I am 55 days pregnant so my mom doesn't take her eyes off me. She carries me up and down the stairs to our back yard and stands there while I go to the potty. I do manage to get a few quick rubs in the grass, hoping there is something stinky there. That's the good thing about being preggy, my mom doesn't want to bath me everytime I get a speck of dirt on me. I HATE a bath so much and put up such a fight that she is afraid she will stress me out right now. So while I wait for my babies to arrive, I lay in my bed dreaming of the mud hole at the bottom of our yard that I will one day soon be rolling in again.

You have a mudhole? WOW! You are so lucky! My mommy won't let me play in dry dirt so I KNOW she won't let me near wet dirt. One day though. I have BIG dreams of one day getting so dirty my mommy won't be able to ever get me clean and I'll get to stay dirty and stinky forever and ever!

Well, if happened again! My mommy taked me and my niece Maya to the groomer and we gotted bafs and our nails twimmed and our hairs cutted. AND a bow on my head! Maya twied to get it out for me, but her mommy stopped her and putted it back in. Sign :(
So, now I'm weally weally cwean and smell wike fwesh fwowers my mommy says.

I der no hewlp for me?:eek:

Wooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooo
 

Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. My mommy doesn't have time to bathe me all the time anymore. She got me a little sister and she is too busy keeping her out of everything and potty training her so I am free to be me, the dirty dog. Don't tell but she hasn't brushed my teeth in a week. My little sister is a pain in alot of ways but she sure is helping me staying out of the tub.

Keep being naughty Gabby, the more naughty you are the more I get away with. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ps( don't tell my mommy but I rolled in kitty poop when we went out on our walk tonight, she didn't see me a sshe was too busy keeping Gabby from eating some doggie doo doo.)

Dis be an SOS somboudy cawl de police dis is betty and me and my sisters moved into our new home and we was so excited untill mommy twold us we had our own room and wee was soo scared dat mommy didnt want us in the new bedwoom with her and thank DOG that not the case but the puppy woom has a groom room attached whit our own bwath tub ... HELP mommy has a table set up with out fwakwoom she calles it the dog dryer and all our clothing aunt jodie and go fetch makes for us ... HELP ive had pigtails all week and i smell wike oranges can someone fed ex us some poop pewwwwweeese thank from me and zoom zoom, Piglet, Kissy and the new Bratt Surfer Girl

It's just a little mud hole, but it's big enough for me to roll in a couple of times. I have to be really really fast when my mom takes me out because it's at the bottom of the yard. So I haven't been able to get into it lately because my preggy ole belly is just too big to run with. My main man Max, soon to be a daddy, tried to make a run for it this morning but when he heard my mom yell "Mister Max" he put on the brakes. That's what she calls him when he is in trouble. When I hear "Little Missy Girl" I know she's talking to me and it ain't good. Her and my dad are cleaning up the poo in the yard every time we go, she doesn't want me to get into ANYTHING while I'm preggy so I haven't even had a bite of poo since I don't know when. Wow, stinky forever, what a wonderful dream.

Shooter and Emma, yu can join. Anybody who doesn't want to be cwean can join.

I gotten a wittle dirty dis morning. I found some stinky stuff in the yard and got it on my face before mommy could stop me. Ha Ha mommy!!!:D

But den she washed my face wif wet wipes. Nuts! She is jus watching me too closely dees days.:mad:

HI Abby here! I HATE bein clean! But you know what I hate more than being clean?

GETTING clean! WHY does mommy have to give me baths??? she knows im just gonna run out in the dirt again... shhhh here she comes!!!!!

Can i be a member to please? :D