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Dis is Izzy...an I'm wiff ya on dis one. My wife was goin good wif no dwesses or matching bows and den she found YT an now she's puttin all dis stuff on me, combin my hare all da time wif special bwushes...puttin dis spray cowone on me....what's a girl ta do??? I like ta hang wif my twee kitty cat bros and chase dem all ova da house and get inta der litter box too but mom made my dad put up dis whittle gate so that I can't jump ova to get to it... Can I be the secwetary of the Dirty Furgirls Club...me take gweat notes.?!:animal-pa |
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Girdygirl, you can be a VP if you want, too! Izzy Princess, you are the secwetawy! Wahoo, we're getting more members! |
Stinky stinky diwty girwls! Pee-u! :p |
Hi, it's Kalina...My mommy gave up trying to dress me and keep me clean. Guess why? 'Cause I dig. I dig and I dig and I dig and dirt gets all over my face and hair. I almost have a hole big enough to get under the fence and into the yard next door. They have a big, muscular boxer there named Benny. He's HOT!! Sometimes we kiss through the fence. Don't tell Mommy. |
Hewwo...it's Juju. I'm tewwing about what Betty did. My aunt wawked me and Betty in the yard for Mama. Betty went poo, but I didn't...I onwy do that inside the house. Weww, suddenwy, Mama sees skidmarks on the kitchen fwoor and the hardwood fwoor!! Auntie didn't do a butt check on Betty! I waffed and waffed!! Betty was gonna get in twubble. Mama had to wash Betty's hiney for at weast 5 minutes! Tee hee! That's what Betty gets fow bein mean to me sometimes. Uh oh...hewe she comes...I'm gonna hide unda the bed cause Betty is too fat to fit unda dere! |
Susanah, It's me, Archie. Me thought me was the onliest one who had to have his bum-bum wiped all the time! It sure is good to know me is not alone andthat other doggies have crazy humans, too! |
hey yorkie buddies. We're on your team, all 4 of us. Ollie and Chachi and Hallie and me Harlie. Every time we get to smelling like dogs, Mama gives us a bath and then she sprays that smelly stuff all over us. She says "ooooooooooooo you smell so nice and clean" Well we think it smells like dumb ol' baby, not like dog. We roll around and rub all over trying to ge that awfull smelly stuff off. But it sticks with us for days. And just when we finally get rid of it all, and start to smell like dog again. she gives us another bath. It's time for a revolution. |
LOL I think we need a Dear Abby Dog Forum on this site. LOL We are having the same problems here in Ohio. Mom thinks just cause we play out every day that we need a weekly bath. She dont understand that we love rolling in kitty droppings. How can we get mom off our backs?:D |
To all mwembers of da Dirty FurGirls Club..tee-hee-hee...I dus chwaged my mommy's signatwere while she was jis getting hur sillie fu-fu cawfee... I prowmise ta be a good secwatary for r cwub......n wen I go outside taday I'm gonna jus go afta those sillie squirrels n roll inta da grass n weaves n haf fun...but me knows what's gonna come afta dat tho...more combin an bath time...but it's all n da name of the Dirty FurGirls Club.:cheer: |
That's wight eveyone! Wets start a wevowution! Today Mommy said sumthin about takin' us to the dog park-and guess what? We can get WEALLY dirty dere! Dey have wots of mud and gwass, a water fountain ting, and wots of fwiends dat we can chase and woll awound wiff and get even DIRTIER! We can't wait! :animal-pa Emma & :animal-pa Milli |
Hey guys, it's me Bud. Finally someone who knows what their talking about! Yuz right. Let me add going to the stupid groomer's. Yep, that's where I'm headed AGAIN today. Listen it's not easy for a tough guy like myself to stand in the middle of a table while some dame cuts me in my private places:eek: Last time I bit her when she came from behind but Mom's going today and stay with me so I guess I got to be a man and take this crap. Hang in there guys because we just can't fight this nonsence:( Your friend, Bud |
This is Layla. I agree!!! mommy is SOOO nice to me RIGHT before the bath.... like it is going to make up for making me look like a Chiauahah (sp?)!!! And she ALWAYS checks my bum after i poop... do i check hers... NOOOOO.... so what's the deal??? and when i have an itchy bum and want to rub it across the carpet... why won't she let me??? if i could reach back there i'd scratch it myself!!!! Now i have to say that i dont' so much mind the hair clips because otherwise i would NOT be able to see!!! however i will not STAND for another tooth brushing session.... she wont' even give me a TREAT after!!! something about it defeats the purpose! thats it.. i'm on strike.. no more puppy kisses for her! |
Yay! We have more members! We're gonna show them who the real bosses are! No more baths and no more clean! We'll only get our butt wiped in your dreams! |
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Poop eating for all who enjoy it! With no consequences! Down with toothbrushes-We're gathering ours and hiding them! Hair brushing and perfume is for PRISSES, and we are the DIRTY FURGIRLS! |
It's Vickie here. I'm getting used to my mom wipping my butt, but I hate it when my feet get wet outside and she wipes my paws. :mad: I also hate it when mommy is eating the good food and only drops crumbs on my head. :mad: It's not like I was begging... ;) |
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Dis is Lucy. I wanna be in da cwub, too! Webel can't 'cause he's just a boy. Does ya'lls Mommies use dos cotton things to cwean your ears? Mine does and I twy to hide my head, but her finds my ears ennyway. Webel wood be good in the club. He don't wike gettin his hiney wiped at all. he don't wike gettin a bath or being cwean. |
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Guess what, though? We just got back from the park, and daddy is givin' my fursister Milli a bath! Poor lil' sis! I didn't hafta get one, but Milli got herself real dirty at da park. So much for her bein' a dirty furgirl today! |
My mommy uses those cotton things in my ears too! Ear cleanin is the worst kind of cleanin there is! I hate it more than getting my butt wiped! Sometimes I wiggle and fight so hard it takes 3 people to clean them! One time I got a 'fection in my ear and it hurted real bad and ever since then its ear cleanin no matter what! |
HI! It's Gypsy, I wanna join too. I hate it when mommy gives me a bath. She's not very good at it cause she worries about getting it in my ears too much or droppin g me. So I mostly get baths at the groomers. I hate going! |
Hi, It's Tink! Can I join? I HATE bafs. Mama gave me one today and I foughted her so hard she awmost dwopped me. I fink I betta be more careful bout dat.:eek: I hab an ear infecshun and mama said the ear cweaner made my head all dirty. I wike dirty, it smells weally good.:D But I don't wike the infecshun. It itches weally bad. How can cweaner make you dirty?:confused: And I fink you are right about dose ewastics in our hairs. They don't feel so good. But, I dooooo wike to be bwushed. It makes me sweepy.:) And eating da poos. Well I know we're not supposed to, but they sure are yummy. I wun away fastest as I can to hide and eat dem so mama wont see. But she always catches me!:mad: I gotta go, mama is coming back to da puter. Bye, Tink |
Whisten up membwers....me tink that we shuld adopt Susanah's (Queen of the Dirty FurGirls Cwub) motto of jus say no to bein' cwean...u shuld sneak when yur momma is not whookin and add ta yur mommy's signawture r motto. Whatta you all say? Yeah wook at all r new membwers. :p Feel fur me girlies - see we r havin comfany tunight n my mommy sayz I hafta look purty so guess wif dat means?:eek: |
Hi dere awl yous diwrty guwls...Itz Winnson!!! I yike ta be a junkyawd dog, dats wat my mommi cawls me soumtimez...it weally makes me waff, shez so funny. Hows cum deres no boyz awwowed in youws cwub??? Dats descwiminazion...I kin be jest as diwrty as you guwls can...eben diwrtier. Pweze yet me join da cwub...Im sad!!! |
I think that us members of the DFC (Dirty FurGirls Club) should have a vote. We can: 1) Change the name of the club to Dirty FurKIDS Clun and let the boys come in too. OR We can: 2) Make the boys get their own darn club. I think we should do number 1. As yorkies we have to ban together on this very important issue of not bein' clean. What does everybody else think? |
Let the dirty boys in too. Dey can hep us awot ya know! But they can't be naughty - just dirty!:rolleyes: |
Mez agwee...da boyz cn jwoin but no meanz stuff. :D K - I'll sneaks again inta my mommy's signawture na change r motto. |
So ez it affisial...Can I join yous cwub? Yippee!!! |
Hi Winnson....tellz yur mommy ta change da signawture ta show averyone weez mean buzniss....:D |
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Hi Dirty Furkids, this is Muffin in Chicago. It's raining outside today so Mommy and Daddy won't let me or my sister CoCo go play in the yard and roll in the grass. It's soooo unfair! Why can't we get wet, what's the BIG DEAL anyway? Yesterday it was sooo funny because we were playing outside and CoCo came up to Mommy with her tail waggin a hundred miles and hour. She was so happy. Well...Mommy's smilely face changed really fast to a mad face and then she got this wierd look and she said "Oh sheeeeet CoCo, what did you get into?" CoCo was just having fun rolling around in racoon poop in the grass. It was so funny when Mommy starting running around saying "ewe, ewe, ewe John (that's my daddy) get me something wet....sheeeet, forget it,ewe, ewe, ewe...sheeet...I have to give her a bath." Well, you get the picture. :D CoCo doesn't mind gettting a bath but I HATE, HATE, HATE it. I would much rather be a dirty furkid anyday but my Mommy wants me and CoCo to smell like a French Poodle. My name's not 'FiFi' for crying out loud!! Anyway, count me and CoCo and our big brother, Biscuit in on the club. ;) |
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