OH NO!!!MY MOM bought this harness like thing.. that my legs go in and she lifts me off the table where i can barely touch the table and cut my nails..
Mom was saying wow YES IT WORKS..it was kinda fun ..and now my nails are clipped. Mom says she is going to take a picture for you all can see..

Hello Friends! This is Simon Samuel and I just posted on my website today about having to take a stupid bath! Layla let me know about the club, can I be a member? I hate baths!!!!!

Hi everybody...this is Kathy, Winston's mom. I finally caught him, but it wasn't easy...he really did run real fast. Yes, he got a bath!!! Now he is sulking, said he's afraid to come back on here, because you guys will be mad at him...for giving in, trust me he had no choice...he was a complete mess from playing out in the rain today. I just told him if he wants to get in bed with mom and dad tonight he had to have a bath. But he just kept running away...around and around the dining room table...back and forth from the bed room to the living room...then out to the kitchen. It's like he was running laps...I'm exhausted from the chase, he really put up a good fight...but I finally won. He smells so good now and he's all soft and fluffy again...such a pretty boy. Anyway, hope you all forgive his little fur butt...can he still be part of the club???

Sure Simon! Join the DFC (Dirty Furkids Club)... all you gots to do is take the pledge "JUST SAY NO TO BEIN' CLEAN", and then you gotta do dirty and gross stuff. There's lots of ideas on how to be dirty up there if you can read the resta this thread! Oh, and if you can type good, change your mommy's signature to show you're in the club, if you can get by wiff it-lots of us did dat already!

Baths are awful, aren't they? Sorry you had to have one today. Hopefully you can get good and dirty again tomorrow, and get your good stinky scent back-the way things are supposed to be! Mommy put us both in pajamas tonight, after sprayin us with Babydog Groomin Spray and brushin us both again. We said no way, but she won again. At least we still got stinky breath-we won't tolerate any toothbrusin' tonight!

Stinky dreams, everyone!
:animal-pa Emma:animal-pa & :animal-pa Milli:animal-pa

It won't rain!
 

It isn't fair. I can't get it to rain here so I can get good and dirty like everybody else! I want to roll in the wet grass and mud too!

My daddy is s'posed to cut the grass tomorrow. I am definitely rolling in that!

joinin da cwub
 

Hi, Boo Bah! 'Course you can join!

Wow! We got so many members! This is the bestest, and dirtiest club ever!

Hi guyz - dis is Angel talkin - I wanna join dis club too cuz I hate being combed, I hate my teef being brushed, and I really hate gettin baths!!!! I gotta tell you guyz do dat I kind-a like my hair in a pony cuz then I can see. And the clothes mommy putz on me keep me nice an warm, specially my pjs!!

Mommy is always sayin that I need to be combed again cuz my hair is always messy, but I don care - I like it that way!! So, can I join? I'm might even tell Sissy bout dis cuz she likes to rub her pony out as soon as she can!! She doesn't fuss much when shes gettin combed and her teef brushed tho. I keep tryin to tell her to make a ruckus and maybe mommy will stop, but shes been round longer dan me, so maybe she nos sometin??

Hi everyone this is Emma Grace can I join too? I hate it when mommy says I have to be clean I love being dirty:p

I already do gross stuff like yesterday when I found the dead frog in the yard I rolled and rolled until I was all stinky! And sometimes if Mama isn't looking I roll in bird poop too!

I think it all smells heavenly~

Hi everyone. This is Prada and Dolce. Can we join the Dirty Furkids Club too? Not only do we hate getting a bath and getting brushed, but sometimes Mommy shaves our butts. YORKIES UNITE!!!

Guess what?? Mommie got some dog food samples that look like sausages wrapped in paper. I ATE THEM!! I didn't even unwrap them first...I ate the paper too! I like this club. I can be naughty and dirty every day and my friends here will still like me. :)

Mommy is so mad at me because I liked the paper better than the food she cooks for me! It was YUMMY!!

Hi guys! This is Chloey? Can i join the Dirty Furkids Club too? I hate baths with a passion and my mommy is always on me to keep clean! Then i put in this big bathtub and after trying to jump out for a little bit i just stand there shaking with outrage!!! My mommy is SO mean! And if that wasn't enough, i have to suffer the shampoo TWICE and the conditioner TWICE too!!! And worst of all... (i'm shaking here) she blow-dries me! How mean can a mommy get?! :(

2 more applications
 

Hi all, dis is Fletch ... im writin for me and my brotha. We were all tolerated baf time until yesterday. Dats it, we takin a stand. Mom actually took out the scissors yesterday and now we have only about 1/2 our hair lef. I mean I know it feels good to have all that hair gone and to be able to see again, but why the baf? Wasnt the cut good enuff? So Dex & me, we are rebellin... I dont care that mommy says we are bof handsome now... or that we smell haf decent. NO MORE BAFFS!!!!!

Dex says hes tired of mommy pullin mats off his belly when he just wans a rub. Hes always rollin ova for mommy to rub his belly ... (hes such a baby boy...ssshhh dont tell him I typeded dat). I tink dat if he rolls ova for her, he deserfes da ouches.

But I gotsta laff ... we won da fight with the ponytails. We said NO WAY from da start so she dont try that no more, we have eyebrows she says. We like it dat way much betta. And we wont wear those silly sweatshirts she tries to put on us. forget it!! We take them off each otha, OR if you LIF your leg just high enough and the right angle you can pee ON IT! :eek: Then she takes it off cuz its gwwossss and smells reallll bad! hehe

We so much smarta dan her... arent we? :D :D

Hi furfriends, this is Coco, I wanted to join the club too, but my little brother Coffee was sad 'cause it was for girls only! Now I see he can join too Yay!!!

My mom is forever washing my face, 'cause sometimes I eat things like poop,
the rice she throws for the birds and I like to get inside the dishwasher when no one is looking.:D It's so good to lick the plates and get a sticky face - then comes the face wash - oh no not again!

Our mom baths us every week - I think thats a bit much, I think every year would be a better idea , don't you?

Coffee & I would love to join the club - he hates getting this willie washed!!
:eek:

PS: IT'S BATH DAY TOMORROW:eek: :eek: :eek:

bark, bark!

hey all,
it's me bobby! lemme tell ya the secret.. make it a fight.. if i know my mommy or daddy is about to give me a bath, i run for it! i make it a good battle if they wanna get me all bubbly! we should all revolt!

RUN FOR IT!

i feel for ya coco - bath day is tomorrow for me!

Hi, I am Coco :animal36 . I am writing for the ladies at my house. They wanna be a part of your club too. I sympathize with the pain the ladies in my house have to go through to look and smell good, for ME :D. Baths, Haicuts, blow-dry's, pony tails, Mom is always trying to get them dolled up, did I mention for ME :D . You should see when Pix or Shay get into the trash, then mom has to wash their faces and brush their teeth so they smell good again, for ME :D . They hate it, I think it's cute when they give mom a hard time, hehe. Trini likes poopie snacks that stink!!! and every once in a while :rolleyes: she even gets a little stuck in her hair, eeeeeewwww...no wet kisses for her anymore, from ME :sickie: !! Anyway, they wanna be a part of your club too...so please say yes & the good news will come, from ME :D !!! Oh, they'll be so proud of ME :D for writing to your club for them.

As far as I go, I love to have my baths, brushing and all my Studly grooming duties, hey, it's what keeps the ladies tolerating their groomings, so they can always be beautiful, for ME :D . Oh, and here is a picture of ME :D enjoying my scrub for all you sexy ladies in YT land...

Layla is not here Simon but she thinks you should join!! we need more boys!!!! it's all about being super dirty!!! let us know how it goes and just say NO to baths :)

Its me Winnson adin. I sowwy mines mommi catched me...I weely did wun weel fass, but mommi wind dis one, I dat a baff yas nite. But cha no wat...today I wolled in da burd poop and I founded a ded bug too. Pay baxs is hewl mommi, I donna show you who da weel boss iz...Me Winnson dats who. Im a diwrty dog and I wuv it...I doona doe cuddo wiff my mommi now, she dont no how tinky I am...hehehe...

Hey Winston! Yu be careful not to get too dirty or my mommy wont wet you come pway wif me. Just kinda dirty OK? I got bully sticks and they stink weally wonderful. We cud chew on dem and stink good.

Peowia...hewr I come. Mines mommi habent ebber gibben me a boowy stix, but I wood yike ta twy one wiff you...Otay? Wemembur Peowia...not shicago.

Dis is Milli reporting in!

We gots our tushies wiped tonight after our walk! It was horrible! Before da walk Mommy put me n Emma's hair up in ponies so we hadta look pwetty. I don't wike wookin pwetty fo vewy wong-so I mess up my hair by wubbin' it on da carpet! Emma scratched her head wiff her foot to make her b'rette come out-gweat idea, Emma!

SAY NO TO CWEAN!

Hey Milli and Emma, I wike you! You are bery good at gettin dose ewastics outa yur hairs. I do dat too. I hate dose ewastic mommy puts in to make ponies. I swatch dem out too. Bery Bery good!!:D

I'm stuck in the house today 'cause mommy is bleaching the patio 'cause of the mold.

There's nofing in here to roll in to get good smells.:( BUT I am chewing on a reawy good bully stik! I wike dos tinkg awot! :) But mommy won't wet me gib her kisses when I chew one. :(

I gotted a new ewastic in my hair dis morning. I worked all nite gettin da uder one out!:mad: Boy my mommy can sur be mean. But den she bwushed me reawy good. I know some of you don't wike bwushing, but I wub it. It makes me feel soooo good. And den I take a nap.

Swookie and Twink...dis is Izzy....yous guys r da bwest....it's been waining here since wast Sataday n da gwass is all wet n stuff n of course I kan't walk on dat so I hafta pee n poo on da deck (mommy don't like that) or on da dwriveway....)....or bedda yet - I go back inside n do on mommy's big bwack wug in da kitchen...hahaha...it's my own gwiant pwiddle pad. :-) Mommy just gwives me da big sigh n tells me, "Izzy, outside potty no in da house."

Swookie I bet you schmell weally weally good.....kwepp on kweppin on for the DFC...

We wov all our new membewrs too - da more da better.

Izzy swigning out fa now. :animal-pa

Dis is Angel agin!! You guyz is good at bein dirty and tinky!! Mommy let me an Sissy be messy all day yesterday - no hair or teef brushin cuz she was tired. But she made up for it today!! We got our teef brushed and our hair brushed and she put ponies in an put new dresses on and made us take pikturs even!!!!

At least I can see wif my hair in a pony an my new dress is pirty - but I don't like any brushin!!!!!! I'm ready to take off my dress, but she ain't doin nothin about it yet. Can't a girl relax???

Yay! More DFC Members!

Welcome to Izzy, Angel, Sissy, Chloey, & Sookie! And anyone else I mighta missed-Yorkies Unite: Dirty Furkids Club Foweva!

:animal-pa Emma:animal-pa and :animal-pa Milli:animal-pa

Dis is Weese agin..

Gess what I did??!! I wubbed my butt all ova da fwoor and der was poo poo stuck to wit...I fought it was sooooo funny but IT WASNT!! Dat made mommy fwustated and den see gave me anoder BAFF!! DO NOT WUB YOUR BUM ON DA FWOOR!! JUS A WARNING...it will make your mommy BAFF YOU!! It is not funny...but me a Soleil are still waffing a widdle bit...shhhhh...mommy will be bak after she scwubbs da carpet!!

Yours twuly..

Weese