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Today Mommie woke me up early to take me to some special dog event. She brushed me and sprayed me. P.U. I smelled funny. She put a pink bow with a ladybug in my hair. As soon as she walked out of the room I rolled on the floor and pulled out that bow!!! I made my Mommie sad, but I don't even care. What does tomboy mean? That's what Mommie calls me...a dirty tomboy! |
Hi Sookie - des iz Izzy...hahaha...my mommy calls me dat too! She gots me all cweaned up wif a puple bow an den I went outsidz n rolled in da weaves...hahaha...that swilly bow just fell out.....:p Welcome to our cwub!!:D |
Hey.. it is me.. Sugar Lilly.. I am liitle late answering you Because, I HAD TO TAKE A BATH yeap another one..and what is up with this burshing all the time:thumbdown :thumbdown I try hard to chew those brushes up BUT, MOM FINDS ANOTHER ONE I know I am just a youngster..But there has to be a way to get rid of those brushes. .My sisters Sissy and Maggie just stare at me while I chew I wish they would help..Well got to go chew some more ..maybe a slipper :thumbup: |
HI evreybody Phyllis here. Mommy took me to work wif her today and give me a baff! Yuck Im so mad . I told her no but she did anyway. Now I mail good but morrow I plan to be tinky again. ssshhhh she dont know but Im working on being dirty again now!!!! I wuv this cwub! |
Guys, it's Layla again... i'm clean .... and.... FLUFFY! it's just horrible!!! i tried to protest i did.... but mommy is just faster than i am.. and then she says,,, LAYLA GRACE and i know i'm in trouble :( but not to worry.. i got back to the babysitters on MONDAY for 5 whole days.. boy oh boy will i be DIRTY! |
SSSSSSShhhhhh...Dont tewl nobody, but mines daddy mowed da wawn today, and I went out an wolled in dat new mowed gwass...iwaz pwetty diwrty and dit waz a watta fun...hehehe!!! |
DFC Wanna Be Hi Bella here, my mommy is in the shower so i sneaked onto the puter to ask about joining the DFC. I hate baths, groomers, ear cleaning, toenail clipping, and eye cleaning. I love to roll in poop and mud but most of all I love to run away from mommy when she is trying to give me a bath. Could I please join your club, pretty please? Bella |
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Otay, I sneaked on mama's puter and changed her signature. I hope she won't be mad at me. I think we should be charter members if we join now. It makes us special! I wike to be special don't yu? Psst! I got my ewastic out ob my hair. Mama hasn't noticed it yet. Hee Hee.:D |
So...whatz da plan? How we gonna make ours mommi's unnerstand dat we wanna be diwrty! Any one of yous dat any ideaws? |
Dis is Weese!! I snuck on da puter while mommy is cweaning up...guess what?? She jus gave me and Soleil anover baff!! I wipeded mysef all ova her couch dough and dat makes her vewy vewy upset....hehehe...I fink its vewy funny to watch her chase us off da couch LOL...and I also hate when see walks awound wiff me in a towel and evewy one waffs at me and calls me coot!!!!! I am not coooooot!! Soleil is so young yet so I will haf to ban wif you guys against baff time!! Fanks for wistening to me... Your twuly, Weese |
Oh tay ......r comfany jus weft n I waz such a good girlie....evryone taught I waz so cwute wif my swilly purple bow n my cwute wittle face...I waz cowtin da howers ta when dey weft...yeah....all dey wanted ta do was ta pwick me up n kwiss me all ova n tell me I waz so coot....dey r all gone now finalwee...hahaha...my mommy iz cweanin up all da wine gwasses n she doesn't know dat my daddy twook me outside potty n it waz staughtin ta wain n now I smell wike me again...tee-hee. Just weight until my mommy gets a wiff of me now. :eek: Datz da way it iz n my mommy is gonna haf ta get used ta it. K all yuz Yorkateers, swuper herwoes, n fashwionistas....whets ban tagetha n jwoin the cwub....ya know dat der iz stwength n numbwers. :p |
Whew! That was close! Mommy got up all her ear cleanin stuff and I thought she was comin' after me. :eek: She didn't though! She cleaned my sister, Josephine's ears instead. That was a close call! I think we should gather up all the ear cleanin stuff and hide it where they can't find it! |
Hey all you DIRTY FURKID CLUB members! It's Emma again! I love dis club-so glad you all decided to change da name and let da boyz in. Dey are dirty too! Welcome to Winston, Reese, and Tink-and anyone else that has joined! I did somethin' REALLY yucky this morning, and it definitely counts as a DFC "task" (do we get points or somethin' for doin' dirty stuff? Cuz dis is worth a LOT!) Dis morning, before breakfast, while mommy and daddy were sleepin', I went poo. And, as any good DFC member, I thought I should maybe eat some of it. Well, da poo didn't agree wif my tummy, and I couldn't help it, and I frew up. Yes, I frew up da poo. Right dere on the bed, next to Mommy! But she didn't know it cuz she was sleepin'-but boy did I get a talkin' to when she woked up and found what I did! She also said somethin' about a bath later, and then put me in the pen wif my baby sister Milli :( Hmmph! |
EEWWW! That's the yuckiest and bestest thing I have ever read! Did your mommy roll in it? That would make it even better! |
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No, Mommy didn't roll in it. We gots the biggest bed they make! Lucky for her...and for me! |
Wowwie Emma u did gweat n u awre makin all membewrs of da DFC pwoud. :D Dis will be a gweat day fur me as well since it's waining here an its supposed ta wain alllllll day! Yeah.....I weally get ta smell wike me again an maybe even get some mud an weaves an twigs stuck on me today too...or even bettur when it wains weally, weally hard...I don't even wike ta go outside I'll just go inside where it's not waining..tee-hee. Then my mommy will get weally upset wif me an she'll haf ta get da Naturs Mirracal out....:eek: Haf a wunderful DFC day evrywun! |
Ha! I showed my mommy and that bathtub who is boss. When my mommy goes potty on that funny chair, I go in there with her. I have to. I have to protect her so that chair doesn't eat her or something. Have you heard the noises that things makes? :eek: Guess what I did while mommy was sittin there and couldn't do one darn thing about it....I POOPED in the bathtub! :D I hopped right in there and I looked my mommy right in her eyes and I POOPED! Know what I did after that? Well, first I waited on mommy to finish pottyin' and cleanin' up the bathtub, but THEN I went and sat by the treat cabinet and waited on my treat! Only she didn't give me one. I think its because she used my whole big name. Whenever she says Scarlet Susanah Belle I don't get no treat. :confused: |
Hey ebbrybody...Is me Winnson adin. Yous awl hab gibben me pwenty of gweat ideaws. Mines mommi ez gonna be sooo mad at me, but den hewr will wook at mines wittle face...and shewl say "I wuv you"...and den me donna gib hewr lots of diwrty puppie kizzes. No baff fow me today...hehehe... |
HI, Gypsy here again. Mommy went to get something to drink so I snuck on here and changed her signature. Go dirty furkids club! |
GUYS GUESS WHAT?? so i had to have a stupid bath last night but TONIGHT grandpa cut the grass and mommy took me outside while she had to rake it up and guess who has GREEN PAWS!! yes it's ME!!!! and i was ALL full of grass it was so great! but then mommy brushed out all the grass :( |
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Milli wants you to know she too got covered in grass today and had to get sprayed with smelly Pantene detangler and brushed, and she has a "stupid" barrette in her hair! She tried to be dirty, but Mommy wouldn't let her! |
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Hi yu dirty furkids! I gotted dirty today.:D Mommy is mad at me but it's otay. It wained all day yesterday and today, and after turch I goed in the front yard and rolled in the water in my new dwess! Hee Hee it was sooo much fun. Mommy said "Oh Tinkerbrat, what have you done to your new dress. Now you will have to have another bath today.":( No I won't, I'm gonna hide behind the couch so she can't get me. I wike being wet and dirty:D :thumbup: |
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Hi Tink...don\'t cwom out whateva ya do....dat was hiwarious gettin yur new dwess all messy...tee-hee...was da dwess a YT orwidgeanal? I\'m sure yur mommy kin wash it n it will be all pwetty again fur you to wear. Good job evweone taday....it wained all day taday, too so I schmell weally good but my mommy don\'t tink so. :( |
Oh No!! My mommy caughted me! I twied to hide behind the couch but she moved it and gwabbed that pwetty dwess and gotted me.:( So, I\'m all cwean again. It\'s not fair - two bafs in two days. :mad: I just gabe up and sat in da sink and whined. Mommy said "Oh hush Tink. I have no sympathy for you." How could she say such a mean ting to wittle me. :confused: AND she putted an ewastic in my hair too! BTW, she did wash the dwess - it was fwom luvmysissy, and it\'s otay. Mommy said "Tink, it\'s a good thing this dress isn\'t stained. I would be furious with you." Anybody know what furious means? |
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