Way to go, Weece and Wiwo! Weece, I wove to wub my butt on the wug too-mommy calls it "booty scootin'" and waffs, but den gives me a baff too-or at weast washes my butt for a weallly wong time. I can't help doin' it-sometimes my butt itches after I get my hair cut-if dey would weave my butt fur awone when dey's cuttin' my hair, it wouldn't botter me so much!

Wiwo, my sister Milli wikes to woll and way on her pee pad too sometimes. Mommy doesn't appwove, doh. Milli gets wiped down wiff a baff wipe evey time she does it-I need ta teach her not ta get caught doin' it!

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Can I pwease join.... looky wat swee did at me... :cry2:

I always get wup on da bed and tries to wook wike I'm gwoin to be executed in hopes mommy won't dunk me, but her does anyway. Signed Kacee:cool:

Two seconds...dats funny!!!
Guess wat? Itz waining agin...mowr mud fow me to woll in.
But me kinna wowwied, ebwey time a did diwrty...I did anudder baff. Ims tinkin maybe...I need ta sta cweener...den mes mommi wont div me anudder baff awl da times. I donna twy not to wet hewr no dat I ams so diwrty, I donna be weely sneekty...den wun weel fass!!!

Aw, you poor wittle Gypsy! Yur mommy is weally mean to yu. Yu wook wike a dwowned wat! Me too wen I get wet. What wonnerful ting did yu do that made yur mommy gib yu a baf?

Hi everyone, my name is Tobi, and I too hate baths. I usually get my baths on Saturday afternoons, but this past Saturday my moms and pops must have forgotten...and I thought I was HOME FREE! BUT, I got my bath tonight...and I was NOT a happy camper! They washed away my quality STINK! It took me days upon DAYS of rolling around in the beach, around the lake, at the park, in the dirt, in the grass, rubbing against smelly pee-stained trees to get that distinctive smell! I'm not happy about this..not happy at all! :mad:

Hey you dis be piglet and i hate dem baths alot n my mommy makes me do awwl sorts of things in the bath she somtimes makes me sit in oil and take me picture den mommy makes me have some mowhawks and pigtails all i wanna do is roll in donkey poop .. i can send some to my dirty girls yesterday i took a pice in the big house and mommy did a funny dance and yelled alottttt she can be cute sometimes my sisters betty and zoom zoom say they want a new mommy who wont put stinky stuff on them and pull ear hair i cant reach the phone but i would dial the puppy police when mommy trys to make me wear shoes whats wrong with my mommy

She want let me kweep the new fwriends I ave who travels round on me... she says at dey aint nice and make me itchy so I bathed and then she blowed me with the machine and then she combed me forever... she swaid to Daddy dat she was getting the eggs out but I not no what she means... all I knows is I had a bad day yesterday and I didnt give her kisses or cuddles for ages... well, till beddy time cuz I likes to snuggle with her under the duvet... :rolleyes:

Dis is Dex again... so las night I wuddnt let mommy pull my matts out... and you knows wha happeneded? I got me foot stuck... STUCK... in my matts! I had to CCRRRYYYY for mommy to turn on the lights and find me all curled up wiff my foot stuck up in my hair!!! OOOUUUCCCHHHH Mommy said she goin to brush me tonight, all night and get all dese matts out... but now that my foots not stucked anymore I dont fink I need to be brushed anymore! Wha do ya fink?? :D

I haven't been able to post because my Mommy has been sick and I had to help her get better.

BUT while she was sick that meant daddy taked me potty - and he don't wipe my butt or my hoo hoo.

Daddy don't give me no baths either! Guess what else, he don't brush me either! Mommy was too sick to do it. So I ain't been brushed or had anything wiped in over TWO days!

Mommy is feelin a little bit better and she said once she puts the house back together I am definitely getting a bath. Got news for her, I am gonna run like the wind! I'm gonna run so fast my tail can't me!

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Susanah

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We hates baf time too!!!

EEK! :eek: We had the same prowblem! Trust us, yu arr much better off wifout those littel buddies! They awe the wong cwowd!!

:eek: They Wrong Crowd??? So wat Mummy did was nice??? Even wough so bathed me and combed me for ages! She combed me more this morning and I heard her say when she speaked into that thing that makes funny tunes that she was gonna do wit tonite too! :(

Joey here. I know what you guys mean about this bath stuff. What is it with these humans anyway? They act all lovey-dovey one minute, and the next they are pouring water on you. Geez.

You know what I hate the worst, though? That flea medicine. The medicine is bad enough but why does she have to put it where I can't lick it off? Makes me crazy! And they just laugh at me when I am running in circles trying to figure out how to get it off. Have a little respect, people!

Can we add flea medicine to our list of things to boycott?

And one more thing... I've got a little secret those of you who eat your own poop. You need to try cat poop - it tastes MUCH better!

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Your mommy IS nice!! And get used to it, because my mommy had to do it for a long time, and she even cut off our hair just so we didn't have to deal with it anymore! Sounds like your mommy is more patient than ours!:p

Hi there - This is Max here and I have got a lot to say! The baths just make no sense! I work hard, gathering different smells, rolling around wherever I can, waiting for a good rain, and I end up in the bath! She even got some spray thing in the bath so that she can aim it right at me! As if that's not bad enough, I poop - and I've been really smarter than her lately - if I poop where she likes, I get a treat! So here I am, feeling great, eating my treat, and along comes Mommy, going ewwww...stinkybutt! Stinkybutt is not a good thing in her world. What's wrong with her? She takes my whole butt and sticks it in the sink, washes it with soap, and then laughs when I run around trying to find something to rub in so it smells normal again !

I got her really good yesterday. She keeps talking about something called
whenGraciecomes. Supposedly I have to be something called agoodbigbrother. She took me two times in the car to visit all these dog and kept sticking this tiny lookMaxsayhellotoyoursisterGracie at me. She brought home a toy that smelled from a lot of that house's dogs. Well, l had to pee on the rug and the kitchen floor so this toy would know whose house this really is!

She was a good Mommy today though. We went on a really, really long walk and she let me smell a lot of things. There were a couple of things I would have loved to rub my face in, but she made that ewww sound and that was the end of that! It was a fun walk though. I smell great!

s.o.s we i bwig twoble dis be betty my sister and me went to g ma's and rannnnn all over d place n me sister made a kewl new fwend pigglet gowt to hang out with the new fwend who kissed her muzzle and we wan to mommy to meet our new fwend and she did her funny dance screeming TICK TICK EWWWWWWW and den mommy KILLED our new fwend and cut off all our hair my mommys a killer and now we bald someone come rescue us mommy whot stop searching up like a monkey:(

Your Mommy killed Piglet! Did she go "ewww?" That's a very bad sign, and it's time to run when they do that noise. It usually has to do with washing parts of you or cutting your fur off, like your Mom did.

I'm really sorry about your friend Piglet. Haircuts can be good. You can get smells right onto your skin!

Max

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dis is betty mommy killed da ewwwy yucky yucky tick piglets me siser and mommy wont mash her but i will ask nice if she will so i gets all da bones pig hide im blad no and mommy laughs at me

What is this sister thing? My Mommy keeps talking to me about yourbabysisterGracie. Am I going to have to share things with her? Am I going to have to share my Mommy??!!

Can you blame your sister when you do a bad thing? Like a poop?

Do sisters play with you when Mommy goes to that screen and makes her finger move and forgets all about me?

I'm scared about this yourbabysisterGracie thing!

I'm still sorry about your friend the tick.

Max

Ellow Max... I don't think getting a wittle sister is a bad thing... my Mummy says I'm getting a wittle sister too and then points at her belly... I thinks she ate the wittle sister! :confused:

I see others on YT who ave wittle sisters, like Steadman and he gets to play with his wittle sister and cuddle together so it must be a good thing... I'm sure it won't be that bad and while your Mummy is busy cleaning your wittle sister she's not cleaning you! :D

Hey Guys. This is Layla. GUESS WHAT?? i am SOOO dirty... mommy can't STAND it... hahahah!!! She went away for a whole 5 days and i stayed with my babysitter Lee and her 3 puppies AND a kitty Cat!!! Her one Lab, Oakley, gave me a bath every day :) i am SOOOO happy, but everytime Mommy goes to give me a kiss she says... eeww... Layla you need a bath! i have a sneaky suspicion it is happening tonight :( but for now i'm a VERY dirty girl :D

Rock and roll Layla! If she made that ewww noise, you don't have much time.
Enjoy it while you're still dirty.

I'm glad you enjoyed the friends at the babysitter. Are we babies? I think so.
Mommy keeps calling me her baby boy.

Your Mommy's smart. She ate your little sister so she doesn't have to go get her. My Mommy and I have to go in the car for a long time to go visit Gracie.

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Don't eat yer poop, guys!!! Just pick it up and hide it under the bed. That's what I do! Mom hardly ever cleans under the bed, and it has this nice bedskirt that hides everything......She didn't know I was doing this for the longest time. She thought I was sooooooo good. HA! I'm a Yorkie, I ain't good! I'm just super handsome and witty and funny and they can't resist me.....

And the poop drys out in a day....and they can't smell it.....But I've noticed that Mom looks under the bed every cleaning day now.

But.....she hasn't looked under the guest room bed in months....heh heh.....

Oh wow! Good idea. I wud neber hab thot of dat. I try to eat it fast before mommy gets der 'cause she smells it right away. I'll just push it uner da bed skirt an smak my wips so she finks I ate it. Den I can hab a snak water!:D

hey mawx dis is Betty i wov my sisters but mommy says pigglet has a loose screw in her head i wook for it and wook for it but somtimes it makes piggers mad and she trys to eat me so telw ur mommy not to have a sissy with loose screws that makes them grumpy awlso do you have a screwdriver and be carful momms will take pictures twice as much when ders more dan one of you