To all mwembers of da Dirty FurGirls Club..tee-hee-hee...I dus chwaged my mommy's signatwere while she was jis getting hur sillie fu-fu cawfee... I prowmise ta be a good secwatary for r cwub......n wen I go outside taday I'm gonna jus go afta those sillie squirrels n roll inta da grass n weaves n haf fun...but me knows what's gonna come afta dat tho...more combin an bath time...but it's all n da name of the Dirty FurGirls Club.