Hey guys, it's me Bud. Finally someone who knows what their talking about!
Yuz right. Let me add going to the stupid groomer's. Yep, that's where I'm
headed AGAIN today. Listen it's not easy for a tough guy like myself
to stand in the middle of a table while some dame cuts me in my private
places

Last time I bit her when she came from behind but
Mom's going today and stay with me so I guess I got to be a man and
take this crap. Hang in there guys because we just can't fight this
nonsence
Your friend,
Bud