Guess wut! I fot I was bein so smart dis mornin. Mommy wet me goout on da tie out and der was a pan on da gwound next door wif grease in it. Da naybor man was gwilling wast nite. It smewled sooo good so I stuck my head in it and was wicking it and gettin it on my head. Mommy didn't see it cuz it was behind da bush.
When she turned awound I was awl gweasy and stinky. I wubed it!
Now I'm not so happy. I'm not talking to dat mommy cuz she grabbed me and putted me in da sink and gibed me a baf. A bery wong baf cuz she cudn't get da gwease out!
Now I'm awl cwean and I'm ignorin dat mommy. She's naughty to take my fun away. I'm not talking to her for da west of da day! So der mommy dat's for yu!
