Hi! Can I join your club?
I'm Milo, and my human "friend" has started to bath me... that's not fair, I'm only three months old and I've already had two baths. And then she used the hairdryer on me.... that must surely be child abuse.
She also combs me every day. She says I'm very handsome afterwards, but still...
But I'm getting my revenge. I've learned to "dig" in my water bowl, so I spray water everywhere, and then run away with my wet paws, leaving a really nice trail of footsteps.
And then she has to mop the floor (I love chasing the mop, you see).