Application for Membership--YT TEAPOT Club

[bobthedog]

Hi can we joint the teapot club?
Bob weights 20lbs and he is 2 years old and we would be honored if we could joint your club

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by bobthedog

Hi can we joint the teapot club?
Bob weights 20lbs and he is 2 years old and we would be honored if we could joint your club

I'm sorry, no. Bob cannot join at this time.

We have strict requirements, and Bob's application fell a little short.

Better luck next time.

[yorkiefan_]

Perhaps a photo would get Bob in? Bribes also don't hurt; a pound of bacon goes a long way in the Secret Order of the Teapot Society.

[marcie]

Lots of compliments help too. Common Bob you can do it.

[bobthedog]

picture in avatar lol
How strict are your requirements, and how short did his application fall?

[yorkiefan_]

Originally Posted by bobthedog

picture in avatar lol
How strict are your requirements, and how short did his application fall?

Your picture is a little too small. For all we know Bob could be a teacup up to no good. While the smaller yorkie is a very fine specimen of dog, it's imperative we keep these strict standards to ensure our ranks remain large and in charge.

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Thank you all for the recent interest in joining the Teapot Club and Secret Society. Unfortunately, we have very strict rules for admission (to keep Teacups out!). Please review our strict requirements before reapplying.

1. Name of dog
2. Age of dog
3. Weight of dog
4. Picture of dog

Thank you.

[alaskayorkie]

(Thank you, Yorkiefan; you beat me to the answer! I operate on Elder time )

Application requirements for the Teapot Club and Secret Society are very strict. Over the course of millennia, hoity toity teacup Yorkies and their "better-than-you" owners have tried to infiltrate our club through a plethora of nefarious techniques. The Venerable Elders of the TCSS became Venerable Elders devising these foolproof requirements to keep teacups from invading the last safe haven for Teapots.

We repeat:

1. Name of Yorkie
2. Age of Yorkie
3. Weight of Yorkie
4. Photo of Yorkie

And, no, avatars are too small to count as a photo of Yorkie. The picture must be an attachment or link that shows the perspective Teapot in his or her full glory.

Thank you for your inquiry. You may apply again in 75 years -- or on any day ending in y.

[yorkiefan_]

One of the problems with teacups sneaking into our ranks is that our larger yorkies may think that's a chewtoy in someone's purse. It's just a security issue even with the well-meaning teacups, not to mention the nefarious ones who will stop at nothing to bring us all below 7 lbs.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by yorkiefan_

One of the problems with teacups sneaking into our ranks is that our larger yorkies may think that's a chewtoy in someone's purse. It's just a security issue even with the well-meaning teacups, not to mention the nefarious ones who will stop at nothing to bring us all below 7 lbs.

That you for the clarification. As the owner of a 5-pounder myself, I can testify that not all teacups are hoity toity. It can be a safety issue.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

The picture must be an attachment or link that shows the perspective Teapot in his or her full glory.

Eek! PROspective!

[bobthedog]

Bob
2 years 8 months
20lbs
Picture
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Hope it works

[Rhetts_mama]

I saw the picture. I can vouch for Bob being a handsome teapot.

[yorkiefan_]

I would hereby like to nominate Bob for membership! He looks to be one of the finest specimens of teapot yet. I'm pretty sure if you stuck him in a purse he'd just eat the thing and laugh, and then ask for seconds. I will forward the paperwork to the elders so that they know they have such a strong applicant.

[WafflesMom]

Waffles is rooting for you Bob

[pinkpatty]

Welcome Bob. Great Yorke Teapot.