Application for Membership--YT TEAPOT Club

[yorkiefan_]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Maybe she was trying to kiss the frog and find the prince but got carried away! :O

When I was a kid, we had an overweight Dachshund who was a couch potato and the melloest dog ever. But she turned into a frog hunter when we went to a lake loaded with them. She spent all day chasing and sometimes catching them on the beach. I was aghast even then.

I just busted out laughing so hard that I woke Cookie up and she ran on to my chest to give me kisses!!

[Rosies Mamma]

Originally Posted by TootiesMom

Tootie would like to say... BEEF UP... LOL..... he is 16 lbs. of FUN FUN FUN! and welcomes you!
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lol my Rosie comes in at 14 lbs and she doesn't look chunky at all! All though she weighs a ton I guess she is just huge for a girl <3 her son is now 8 months old and he is a big boy although his dad was a " teacup" And the daughter is quite big as well just not as big as her mum!

[WafflesMom]

Hi Teapot Club Elders,

My name is Waffles and I weigh in at 12.8 lbs at 19 months. I'm a lean, crazy, running, chasing (if Mom would just let me chase those deer) machine.

Please consider me for the Teapot Club - my picture is attached.

Respectfully Yours,
Waffles

[yorkiefan_]

What a beautiful specimen of yorkus maximus you are, Waffles. I'm confident the elders will accept you.

[alaskayorkie]

Note: This is an automated response. The elders are on vacation whooping it up in Las Vegas and are unable to process any new memberships personally until next month.

However, they programmed the auto response system to accept any perfect applications accompanied by ADORABLE pictures, especially one from a Teapot named Waffles they hoped would be applying.

Welcome to the club, Waffles! We know you could catch those deer if mama would let you.

Automated response complete. You may now return to your regularly scheduled YorkieTalking.

[WafflesMom]

Dear Elders,

Thanks so much for programming an automated response while you're in Las Vegas so I could be accepted into the Teapot Club.

I am so HAPPY!!!
Waffles

[SWHouston]

Welcome Waffles !

[Christinee]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Note: This is an automated response. The elders are on vacation whooping it up in Las Vegas and are unable to process any new memberships personally until next month.

However, they programmed the auto response system to accept any perfect applications accompanied by ADORABLE pictures, especially one from a Teapot named Waffles they hoped would be applying.

Welcome to the club, Waffles! We know you could catch those deer if mama would let you.

Automated response complete. You may now return to your regularly scheduled YorkieTalking.

LMAO! Love it!! haha

[Christinee]

Welcome to the club Waffles...

[marcie]

Way to go Waffles.

[Charlies Mamma]

Welcome to the club Waffles!!!

[Yano]

Waffles, how cute! Welcome to the Club!

[yorkiefan_]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

The Esteemed, Venerable and All-Powerful Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society have been looking forward to Cookie's official weigh-in because, frankly, she is among the most adorable Yorkies they have ever seen.

The 7 pound, 3 oz. weight at 10 months, however, brought a great deal of consternation from the skeptics on the Elders panel. That's one healthy bowel movement from the 7 pound cutoff. Never before have the Elders accepted a dog so close to the limit while still under one year of age. While they wouldn't want to discourage a dog from losing weight if it needed to, we don't need sub-7-pound spies in our ranks.

What to do, what to do.

The deciding factor was the accompanying video with Cookie's application. It was unprecedented and reinforced her perfect fitness and all-around adorableness. The Elders, looking for hard facts to back their opinions, reasoned that if she just bit into a nasty frog and vomited twice, it proves she had an empty stomach at weigh-in. A bowel movement couldn't be expected without more food, hence would not drop her below 7 pounds.

Therefore, after this long harangue, we are DELIGHTED to inform you that Cookie is in the club! She is on probation until she reaches 1 year of age, but we are confident we get to keep her. Just tell her to stay away from those icky frogs!

Good news. Cook just turned one year old last Thursday, and weighed in at a solid 7 lbs, 7 ounces today at weigh-in at the vet (needed to pick up some Hesrtgard and Comfort is). So no more probationary membership!

[yorkiefan_]

Wow, autocorrect changed Heartgard to Herstgard and Comfortis to Comfort is? Lol

[alaskayorkie]

Happy birthday, Cookie! Your probationary period is over! Welcome to full-fledged status!