Application for Membership--YT TEAPOT Club

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by dollydoodle

Hi Everyone,
My name is Dolly Doodle & I just never grew up like you guys did! I won't even tell you how much I weigh because you might laugh. Anyway, I now have a boyfriend in your club named Charlie Brown & I love him very much. He loves me too & accepts me for who I am. So anyway, if there's ever a "Friends of Teapots" group started I want to be your first member. And I think my sister Teena would like to join, too.
Love, Dolly
P.S. Charlie Brown & I are very serious.

Originally Posted by Charlies Mamma

Oh Please Please let my girlfriend Dollydoodle in the teapot club!! She is soooo beautiful!!

Okay, OKAY, O-K-A-Y! already! Who are the Venerable Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society to stand in the way of True Love?

Even though Dolly Doodle is admittedly under the high standards we have for admittance to the Teapot Club, there is a little-known Teapot Club and Secret Society Cheerleader Squad that she can join.

Welcome, Dolly Doodle, to the TC&SS Cheerleader Squad!

As for your sister, Teena will have to make a formal request and let us know if she desires for membership or cheerleader status.

Congratulations!

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by aprilivy

Baxter says YIPPEE - are we having a party??

Unfortunately, because of longtime persecution by the Ruling Teacup Community, which does not allow us Teapots in their exclusive dog shows, we do not gather for parties in public for fear of retribution.

Membership in the club, however, assures a front-row seat at the party when the Teapots take over the Yorkshire world.

[Charlies Mamma]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Okay, OKAY, O-K-A-Y! already! Who are the Venerable Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society to stand in the way of True Love?

Even though Dolly Doodle is admittedly under the high standards we have for admittance to the Teapot Club, there is a little-known Teapot Club and Secret Society Cheerleader Squad that she can join.

Welcome, Dolly Doodle, to the TC&SS Cheerleader Squad!

As for your sister, Teena will have to make a formal request and let us know if she desires for membership or cheerleader status.

Congratulations!

YEAH!!!!!! Im so happy!!!!

[dollydoodle]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Okay, OKAY, O-K-A-Y! already! Who are the Venerable Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society to stand in the way of True Love?

Even though Dolly Doodle is admittedly under the high standards we have for admittance to the Teapot Club, there is a little-known Teapot Club and Secret Society Cheerleader Squad that she can join.

Welcome, Dolly Doodle, to the TC&SS Cheerleader Squad!

As for your sister, Teena will have to make a formal request and let us know if she desires for membership or cheerleader status.

Congratulations!

WOOF! My name is Teena & OMDog you should see my big sister Dolly prancing around the house like she's hot dog stuff! She's an official Cheerleader for Teapots now & I'm wondering if you would let me be one, too. I also have a boyfriend but I've never asked him how much he weighs because I like all sizes but I don't think he's in your club, his name is Cedric Phineas. I do not want to tell you my weight but it is exactly the same as Dolly's & added together we could not be a member of your club if you know what I mean! Please respond promptly because I'm very excited about this & I want to write to Cedric & tell him the big news.
Thank you, WOOF!

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by dollydoodle

WOOF! My name is Teena & OMDog you should see my big sister Dolly prancing around the house like she's hot dog stuff! She's an official Cheerleader for Teapots now & I'm wondering if you would let me be one, too. I also have a boyfriend but I've never asked him how much he weighs because I like all sizes but I don't think he's in your club, his name is Cedric Phineas. I do not want to tell you my weight but it is exactly the same as Dolly's & added together we could not be a member of your club if you know what I mean! Please respond promptly because I'm very excited about this & I want to write to Cedric & tell him the big news.
Thank you, WOOF!

The Benevolent and Wise Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society asked to be awakened if your application came in. The cheerleading squad can always use new additions because there's a whole lotta Yorkies to cheer for. So welcome to the club. Now tell your sister you get to prance around too because you're hot stuff!

[connie3dogs]

My name is Lou Lou and I regard myself in the super teapot league at a whopping 17lbs.... I am almost 3 years old and have a little yorkie boyfriend called Charlie who is about 7lbs ( I like them small so I can henpeck him) . I am super confident ( well I have to be in a household of 2 Irish red setters). I may be a bit chunky but there is sooooooooooooo much more to love.




Shirl

[alaskayorkie]

Dear Lou Lou,

The Venerable Elders of the Teapot Club & Secret Society went into seclusion to consider your application -- and I've never heard so much whistling coming from their chambers! They LOVE all 17 pounds of you!

Since your application is perfect -- name, age, weight, sex, along with an accompanying picture of your adorableness, you're in!

Welcome to the Teapot Club and Secret Society! We are proud to have you among our ranks and know all the boys will be henpecked in no time!

[connie3dogs]

Thank you , thank you, Lou is absolutely ecstatic....


Shirl

[Charlies Mamma]

Welcome to the club Lou Lou!!

[GuinnessStout]

Lou Lou is a doll.. Such a cutie!!

[dollydoodle]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

The Benevolent and Wise Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society asked to be awakened if your application came in. The cheerleading squad can always use new additions because there's a whole lotta Yorkies to cheer for. So welcome to the club. Now tell your sister you get to prance around too because you're hot stuff!

Thank you Alaska Yorkie, you did the right thing.
Rah Rah!!
Teena

[SWHouston]

WOW, I was trying to read back through the applications and I lost track of all who have been admitted !


WELCOME TO ALL !

[rubymoon2072]

woo hooo I am now dating a cheerleader! does it get any betta than that!! congrats to my bewtiful Teena and her sista Dolly...I am only a 6 pounder so no teapot am I but I could be the boy cheerleader to help hold the girls up high or catch them in me arms!

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by rubymoon2072

woo hooo I am now dating a cheerleader! does it get any betta than that!! congrats to my bewtiful Teena and her sista Dolly...I am only a 6 pounder so no teapot am I but I could be the boy cheerleader to help hold the girls up high or catch them in me arms!

Once again, the Benevolent Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society are not about to stand in the way of Love. Since Teena is a TC&SS cheerleader, it is only fair that Cedric is allowed to join her to make sure she is safely caught during tumbling routines.

Welcome, Cedric, to the Male Cheerleading squad.

[rubymoon2072]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Once again, the Benevolent Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society are not about to stand in the way of Love. Since Teena is a TC&SS cheerleader, it is only fair that Cedric is allowed to join her to make sure she is safely caught during tumbling routines.

Welcome, Cedric, to the Male Cheerleading squad.

woo hooo I will be a good catcher I promise!!!