[alaskayorkie]

(Thank you, Yorkiefan; you beat me to the answer! I operate on Elder time )

Application requirements for the Teapot Club and Secret Society are very strict. Over the course of millennia, hoity toity teacup Yorkies and their "better-than-you" owners have tried to infiltrate our club through a plethora of nefarious techniques. The Venerable Elders of the TCSS became Venerable Elders devising these foolproof requirements to keep teacups from invading the last safe haven for Teapots.

We repeat:

1. Name of Yorkie
2. Age of Yorkie
3. Weight of Yorkie
4. Photo of Yorkie

And, no, avatars are too small to count as a photo of Yorkie. The picture must be an attachment or link that shows the perspective Teapot in his or her full glory.

Thank you for your inquiry. You may apply again in 75 years -- or on any day ending in y.