[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by LeylasMom

Leyla said that she now MUST eat extra treats and cookies are to be available at all times. She has also said that she will practice her "bull dog pose" and has asked for protien powder supplements in order to gain membership in this sacred club. Bacon has appeared on the grocery list (5 pounds of thick sliced) and since we live alone and I didn't add it, she has obviously learned how to type. She also wants to know the secrets of the much revered paw shake so that she can perform it in her sleep.

OK, OK, OK!!!! STOP! Leyla is IN THE TEAPOT CLUB at 8 pounds!

Our benevolent and wise rules committee could not live with themselves if Leyla lost her gorgeous and athletic frame just for one joke.

Incrypted instructions on the secret handshake, along with a decoder ring, will be mailed ASAP. If you don't receive them, PM Concretegurl, the rabble rouser.