Application for Membership--YT TEAPOT Club

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by kim gray

I am proud to say my sweet "little" Griffin belongs in this club! Please accept our application to be a part of this important society. Griffin tips the scales at 20lbs and is 12 years old. The vet said he's a "little overweight". We tried the whole diet and exercise thing, but it's true...you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

While an impressive claim -- 20 pounds might be our King Teapot -- we are unable to accept your membership without photo documentation. You may reapply next winter. Oh, what the heck, you may reapply this winter too.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by LeylasMom

Please consider my application to the Teapot Club & Secret Society. I weighed in yesterday at 8 pounds and am 8 months old. Mom said I'm healthy and sturdy but all I know is running & jumping are so much fun!

Leyla

The exalted Teapot Club and Secret Society committee regrets to inform you that we can only provide provisional membership to Leyla at this time. You may reapply when Leyla turns 1.

At 8 pounds, Leyla is a long walk and a healthy bowel movement from falling below the sacred 7 pound threshold. Accepting her now would put her at risk of being a normal sized Yorkie in a plus sized club.

However, if she maintains her weight through 1 year of age, we will be required by our bylaws to accept her with the two open arms it takes to hold a true teapot.

[Buster Brown]

Buster wishes to apply for membership in the Exulted Order of Teapot Yorkies. His current weight is 8lbs5oz and he is 20 months old.. Most of his pictures have been photoshopped by his Mom to pass him off as a traditional Yorkie but the truth must come out someday and why not now. We will be busy snacking on treats as we await the official decision. We will submit photographic evidence if required. As Mom will have to go into the photo archives to find pictures that reveal Buster's true nature. He wishes to know if there will be a secret paw shake?

[jojomima]

Shadow is 10 months old and 7.5 lbs. Kinda puts her in limbo. The breeder said she would probably be aobut 8 lbs. The vet says 10-12. Who knows?

Is she eligible?

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by Buster Brown

Buster wishes to apply for membership in the Exulted Order of Teapot Yorkies. His current weight is 8lbs5oz and he is 20 months old.. Most of his pictures have been photoshopped by his Mom to pass him off as a traditional Yorkie but the truth must come out someday and why not now. We will be busy snacking on treats as we await the official decision. We will submit photographic evidence if required. As Mom will have to go into the photo archives to find pictures that reveal Buster's true nature. He wishes to know if there will be a secret paw shake?

DENIED!

While Buster's claim of being 8 lbs, 5 oz at 20 months is certainly teapotworthy, the admission that his pictures have been photoshopped to hide his true wide-entity raises some serious ethical concerns! If Buster were a true teapot, why would ANYONE want to hide all that lovin'????

We're sorry, until such time that an undoctored photo is posted proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that Buster is a Teapot, he will have to seek membership in a normal, boring club.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by jojomima

Shadow is 10 months old and 7.5 lbs. Kinda puts her in limbo. The breeder said she would probably be aobut 8 lbs. The vet says 10-12. Who knows?

Is she eligible?

While your avatar picture certainly shows an adorable Yorkie with true Teapot potential, I'm afraid she is too close to the 7 pound limit at this time. You may reapply on her 1 year birthday.

[Buster Brown]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

DENIED!

While Buster's claim of being 8 lbs, 5 oz at 20 months is certainly teapotworthy, the admission that his pictures have been photoshopped to hide his true wide-entity raises some serious ethical concerns! If Buster were a true teapot, why would ANYONE want to hide all that lovin'????

We're sorry, until such time that an undoctored photo is posted proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that Buster is a Teapot, he will have to seek membership in a normal, boring club.

His Mommy confesses to the transgressions pointed out by the committee. She freely admits that hiding his attributes were her fault as Buster will gladly roll over to proudly display his Buddha Belly. We will withdraw the current submission and reapply with a photo that reveals Buster's true assets! Is it true photo's add 5 lbs ?

[Buster Brown]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

The exalted Teapot Club and Secret Society committee regrets to inform you that we can only provide provisional membership to Leyla at this time. You may reapply when Leyla turns 1.

At 8 pounds, Leyla is a long walk and a healthy bowel movement from falling below the sacred 7 pound threshold. Accepting her now would put her at risk of being a normal sized Yorkie in a plus sized club.

However, if she maintains her weight through 1 year of age, we will be required by our bylaws to accept her with the two open arms it takes to hold a true teapot.

[jojomima]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

While your avatar picture certainly shows an adorable Yorkie with true Teapot potential, I'm afraid she is too close to the 7 pound limit at this time. You may reapply on her 1 year birthday.

Well, I will have to work at bringing up her weight in the next 2 months in the hope that the honor of a teapot membership might be hers.

Thank you so much for your consideration.

[Buster Brown]

P.S. Since Buster's mommy is admitting things. She really isn't talented enough to Photo Shop away Buster attributes she really just chooses skinnier looking photos! I know please do not judge Buster by his Mothers weakness! She wants to set the record straight so the new photos' authenticity will not come into question.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by jojomima

Well, I will have to work at bringing up her weight in the next 2 months in the hope that the honor of a teapot membership might be hers.

Thank you so much for your consideration.

Oh no no! Don't get me wrong. Shadow doesn't have to gain any weight. She just must not fall below the standard in the next 2 months. Teapotness is a genetic gift, not the result of diet.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by Buster Brown

P.S. Since Buster's mommy is admitting things. She really isn't talented enough to Photo Shop away Buster attributes she really just chooses skinnier looking photos! I know please do not judge Buster by his Mothers weakness! She wants to set the record straight so the new photos' authenticity will not come into question.

Explanation accepted! (But we'll be watching you!)

[concretegurl]

I'm gone for one day and the Alaskan Guard has to take over being the big trouble maker! triple flags and a hard denied...couldn't have said it better myself...WELCOME BUSTER LOL
(where did the red flags come from have I always missed them!-guess what icon I'll be using all the time now...)

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

DENIED!

While Buster's claim of being 8 lbs, 5 oz at 20 months is certainly teapotworthy, the admission that his pictures have been photoshopped to hide his true wide-entity raises some serious ethical concerns! If Buster were a true teapot, why would ANYONE want to hide all that lovin'????

We're sorry, until such time that an undoctored photo is posted proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that Buster is a Teapot, he will have to seek membership in a normal, boring club.

[concretegurl]

WHOA! Elvis may be the king in name...but WOW not here 20lbs go Griffin! King of the Teapots for sure!
Scoobers my schnorkie is 21...but it's the mini schnauzie half that causes the weight on him!
WELCOME!

[concretegurl]

Alright Shadow start eating more donuts! LOL! Seriously though 1/2 lb is a pretty good size difference for a Yorkie I vote WELCOME!