What would your yorkie say?

[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by Jkpal

Piper:
I don't know what this WORK-thing is, but you do entirely too much of it! If you insist on WORK, then I should come with...
I prefer to set the direction and pace when we're out and about (keep up and learn to stop and turn on a dime).
I think we should go on more walks...In fact, let's reverse the whole WORK/walk routine.
Since I am, indeed, the cutest-thing-ever-in-the-universe (lord knows you tell me often enough), I believe grooming is redundant and we can better spend that money on stuff I show an interest in at store, but find insulting and of no interest once home.
I really think I can take on the neighbor's Akita, but since that's verboten, howsabout letting me go after everything that moves quicker than me and letting me roll in every make-ya-gag smelly stuff I come across.
Ohh, I do want to thank you for letting me bury my little sausages that I won't eat (but love to bury) in our bed---especially when the sheets are fresh and briefly crumb-less.
There's more, much more...but that's enough for now...good girl.

[capt_noonie]

Originally Posted by Cindy_17

: Ahh as to what Presley would say ... Mom I want more Cherrios and I don't need to sit or roll-over or any other silly thing you want me to do! Also while we are on the food subject I would like to be free fed fresh chicken 24/7, not just the occasional treat, that's annoying! Please make Holly get her lazy and prissy rear off the couch and play with me more often, she looks at me like I am crazy mom! Also, all those toys you pick up everyday, please STOP! I work so hard to get them scattered out in multiple rooms just like I want them, it's not my fault that you trip over them, you just need to watch where you walk. Speaking of walking, I really don't want the leash anymore, just throw them away, I've got places to go and people to see and it really ruins my swag...we really don't need the tether strap in the stroller either, I am bigger and badder than any Great Dane we might pass, I can take them down - piece of cake. One last thing Mom, I am on the hunt everyday to see what you and my peeps have left for me to explore, end tables, book bags, purse, these are all fair game, so when I get something and take off running do NOT say "DROP IT" that is my least favorite words ever! Other than that I pretty well have you trained and wrapped around my little paw, just remember I LOVE all the kisses you give and I love YOU!

"Since I mentioned cake, can I have a piece of cake too?"

Mine always look at me when I eat my breads from the Chinese market. They come wrapped in these cellophane bags so you cannot get any out without the bag making a crinkle noise.
*crinkle
*Dog heads WHIP around!

[Maximo]

Originally Posted by margaritaville

bubba and Sissy's wish list

1.we want that pesky squirrel too
2.that rabbit mom took away
3.a ball pitching machine-mom tires out too fast for Bubba and a new couch for Sissy with a new afgan to snuggle all day
4.treats and bully sticks
5. More time at the dog park
6.and treats
7.somebody hides the shampoo, brush and the toothbrush
8. Treats
9.mom not asking us "who peed on the rug" if she would let us out every 30 seconds it wouldn't happen
10. Oh, and don't forget the treats. We would like to try that pizza We see you guys eating
11. More chicken and fish
12. Did we mention treats?

Haha! Mine would say that too. I need to video Max in the bath because it sounds like he is saying "ow ow ow ow" when I use the sprayer on his body.

[Cindy_17]

Originally Posted by capt_noonie

"Since I mentioned cake, can I have a piece of cake too?"

Mine always look at me when I eat my breads from the Chinese market. They come wrapped in these cellophane bags so you cannot get any out without the bag making a crinkle noise.
*crinkle
*Dog heads WHIP around!

Aww and they are saying "Mom are you eating without me again???"

[Jkpal]

This thread is so entertaining--a lot of fun and creativity and insight!

[Zeus is Loved]

Zeusy would say:

1. Mommy never, ever leave. I want to be with you all the time. That's why I follow you around and try to look cute when I know you're leaving.
2. I hate the word bye -- can we just get rid of that word completely.
3. Tell Daddy that I don't do baths anymore -- there's no point. I have to rub my smell back on me off my bed and blanket (unless you've done the dreaded and put them in that loud machine that I hate that takes my smell out of everything).
4. Why does the boy shut his door? Does he not realize I want to be able to come and go as I please? Does he not think I'm the most adorable baby on earth?
5. Please let me get that man in the browns in the brown truck. He just keeps coming to our house and ringing the doorbell (which annoys me). If you would just let me out there I could get him.
6. Which makes me think of the leaves. They blow and bother me. I bark and then get told to shush. I think I should just be able to get these leaves.
7. What does too pretty to be a boy mean? Clearly, I am a boy. Ravishingly gorgeous --yes; but I don't understand non-furs.
8. Just when I get MY sheets and blanket smelling the way I like them, you wash them. What gives?
9. Why does the boy put those things that I love to chew to pieces in his ear and then he can't hear me? Why would anyone not want to hear me?
10. Why do y'all get that in water gusher everyday and take a shower? You non-furs are weird.
Lastly, I love my non-fur family more than anything. More shuggies, please!

[Bear2day]

Roxy would say:


1. Bacon!
2. More belly rubs.
3. I want to sleep in the bed too!
4. Less FB.
5. More car rides!
6. Chase bad guys outside!

[SharonSnowbird]

Lacy would say to me:
Gee, Mom, your bed looks a heck of a lot more comfortable than mine, WHY don't I get to sleep with you??? Huh, Mom, huh???

[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by SharonSnowbird

Lacy would say to me:
Gee, Mom, your bed looks a heck of a lot more comfortable than mine, WHY don't I get to sleep with you??? Huh, Mom, huh???

I admire your ability to resist! I tried to, but unfortunately he won. Now I can't imagine going to bed by myself.

[SharonSnowbird]

Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985

I admire your ability to resist! I tried to, but unfortunately he won. Now I can't imagine going to bed by myself.

Lacy is only 3.2 pounds, I would worry that I would roll over and squish her.