[Zeus is Loved]

Zeusy would say:

1. Mommy never, ever leave. I want to be with you all the time. That's why I follow you around and try to look cute when I know you're leaving.
2. I hate the word bye -- can we just get rid of that word completely.
3. Tell Daddy that I don't do baths anymore -- there's no point. I have to rub my smell back on me off my bed and blanket (unless you've done the dreaded and put them in that loud machine that I hate that takes my smell out of everything).
4. Why does the boy shut his door? Does he not realize I want to be able to come and go as I please? Does he not think I'm the most adorable baby on earth?
5. Please let me get that man in the browns in the brown truck. He just keeps coming to our house and ringing the doorbell (which annoys me). If you would just let me out there I could get him.
6. Which makes me think of the leaves. They blow and bother me. I bark and then get told to shush. I think I should just be able to get these leaves.
7. What does too pretty to be a boy mean? Clearly, I am a boy. Ravishingly gorgeous --yes; but I don't understand non-furs.
8. Just when I get MY sheets and blanket smelling the way I like them, you wash them. What gives?
9. Why does the boy put those things that I love to chew to pieces in his ear and then he can't hear me? Why would anyone not want to hear me?
10. Why do y'all get that in water gusher everyday and take a shower? You non-furs are weird.
Lastly, I love my non-fur family more than anything. More shuggies, please!