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Originally Posted by Cindy_17

: Ahh as to what Presley would say ... Mom I want more Cherrios and I don't need to sit or roll-over or any other silly thing you want me to do! Also while we are on the food subject I would like to be free fed fresh chicken 24/7, not just the occasional treat, that's annoying! Please make Holly get her lazy and prissy rear off the couch and play with me more often, she looks at me like I am crazy mom! Also, all those toys you pick up everyday, please STOP! I work so hard to get them scattered out in multiple rooms just like I want them, it's not my fault that you trip over them, you just need to watch where you walk. Speaking of walking, I really don't want the leash anymore, just throw them away, I've got places to go and people to see and it really ruins my swag...we really don't need the tether strap in the stroller either, I am bigger and badder than any Great Dane we might pass, I can take them down - piece of cake. One last thing Mom, I am on the hunt everyday to see what you and my peeps have left for me to explore, end tables, book bags, purse, these are all fair game, so when I get something and take off running do NOT say "DROP IT" that is my least favorite words ever! Other than that I pretty well have you trained and wrapped around my little paw, just remember I LOVE all the kisses you give and I love YOU!

"Since I mentioned cake, can I have a piece of cake too?"

Mine always look at me when I eat my breads from the Chinese market. They come wrapped in these cellophane bags so you cannot get any out without the bag making a crinkle noise.
*crinkle
*Dog heads WHIP around!