[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by Jkpal

Piper:
I don't know what this WORK-thing is, but you do entirely too much of it! If you insist on WORK, then I should come with...
I prefer to set the direction and pace when we're out and about (keep up and learn to stop and turn on a dime).
I think we should go on more walks...In fact, let's reverse the whole WORK/walk routine.
Since I am, indeed, the cutest-thing-ever-in-the-universe (lord knows you tell me often enough), I believe grooming is redundant and we can better spend that money on stuff I show an interest in at store, but find insulting and of no interest once home.
I really think I can take on the neighbor's Akita, but since that's verboten, howsabout letting me go after everything that moves quicker than me and letting me roll in every make-ya-gag smelly stuff I come across.
Ohh, I do want to thank you for letting me bury my little sausages that I won't eat (but love to bury) in our bed---especially when the sheets are fresh and briefly crumb-less.
There's more, much more...but that's enough for now...good girl.