What would your yorkie say?

[margiepickens]

I think Lexi would like to say please throw my ball 24 hours a day. (Or maybe just 23 1/2 hours a day.) And then a few more dried fish skins instead of just half of one. And she would also say I'd like to not have a hair bow in. Well maybe sometimes so Mom can be happy cause I look so nice when my hair is all pretty. And she would also only like to have a bath about once a year. And never brush my teeth again cause she hates it. And tummy rubs when I'm not chasing my ball!

[ladyjane]

A way to get to the top of the fence to nab the squirrel.

[Maximo]

Originally Posted by ladyjane

A way to get to the top of the fence to nab the squirrel.

. . . and the opossum.

Don't be surprised if Cookie learns how to order a ladder online and has it delivered to your backyard. She has that look in her eyes that she is going to figure it out.

[Maximo]

Originally Posted by capt_noonie

Uni: When is Toto going home?
(He IS home Uni!)

Max would have said something similar the first couple years. "Okay, that was a fun play date. When is that little guy going home?" or "Can't you put him away with the other toys?"

[ladyjane]

Originally Posted by Maximo

. . . and the opossum.

Don't be surprised if Cookie learns how to order a ladder online and has it delivered to your backyard. She has that look in her eyes that she is going to figure it out.

LOL Cookie on the top of the fence definitely would not shock me!

[margaritaville]

bubba and Sissy's wish list

1.we want that pesky squirrel too
2.that rabbit mom took away
3.a ball pitching machine-mom tires out too fast for Bubba and a new couch for Sissy with a new afgan to snuggle all day
4.treats and bully sticks
5. More time at the dog park
6.and treats
7.somebody hides the shampoo, brush and the toothbrush
8. Treats
9.mom not asking us "who peed on the rug" if she would let us out every 30 seconds it wouldn't happen
10. Oh, and don't forget the treats. We would like to try that pizza We see you guys eating
11. More chicken and fish
12. Did we mention treats?

[patchesmom10]

Mac would say more walks
more belly rubs
more treats

[Jkpal]

Piper:
I don't know what this WORK-thing is, but you do entirely too much of it! If you insist on WORK, then I should come with...
I prefer to set the direction and pace when we're out and about (keep up and learn to stop and turn on a dime).
I think we should go on more walks...In fact, let's reverse the whole WORK/walk routine.
Since I am, indeed, the cutest-thing-ever-in-the-universe (lord knows you tell me often enough), I believe grooming is redundant and we can better spend that money on stuff I show an interest in at store, but find insulting and of no interest once home.
I really think I can take on the neighbor's Akita, but since that's verboten, howsabout letting me go after everything that moves quicker than me and letting me roll in every make-ya-gag smelly stuff I come across.
Ohh, I do want to thank you for letting me bury my little sausages that I won't eat (but love to bury) in our bed---especially when the sheets are fresh and briefly crumb-less.
There's more, much more...but that's enough for now...good girl.

[capt_noonie]

Originally Posted by Maximo

Max would have said something similar the first couple years. "Okay, that was a fun play date. When is that little guy going home?" or "Can't you put him away with the other toys?"

Yeah, I think it's going on three years now with Toto. Uni is used to fosters coming and staying for a few months, but YEARS? She's like, GO HOME!

[matese]

Cody would say
Don’t be so stingy with the kibble, more, more, more.
I don’t wanna roll over, sit, stay and watch you, to get my treats.
More treats without all that work.
Belly rubs NOW mama.
Mama just once lemme get that pesky squirrel, he’s been begging for it.
Howbout the bird, just one bird, I promise I’ll stop ripping out the Curtin brackets.
whaddya mean NO, you know that word is not allowed.
I want more yard time, there’s new smells here.
Nooooo coats or sweaters, no I will not sit still.
I told you NO girly stuff in my hair.
Whaddya mean it’s no good for me.

[Rachael1983]

Can you take the door off the girls room, she always has it closed and I just want to talk to her? Why won't she talk to me Mama?

Have you seen my bacon ball ?

Mamas home from work!

[JasmineNoelle]

Maggie would say, "hold me, hold me, hold me".

[breggy]

Maui would say "look at me" when I'm on my iPad, like right now. I can see him looking at me, out the corner of my eye.

[Cindy_17]

Originally Posted by breggy

Maui would say "look at me" when I'm on my iPad, like right now. I can see him looking at me, out the corner of my eye.

They do that, staring you down, willing you to do their wish...and 99 times out of 100 they win, lol!

[Cindy_17]

: Ahh as to what Presley would say ... Mom I want more Cherrios and I don't need to sit or roll-over or any other silly thing you want me to do! Also while we are on the food subject I would like to be free fed fresh chicken 24/7, not just the occasional treat, that's annoying! Please make Holly get her lazy and prissy rear off the couch and play with me more often, she looks at me like I am crazy mom! Also, all those toys you pick up everyday, please STOP! I work so hard to get them scattered out in multiple rooms just like I want them, it's not my fault that you trip over them, you just need to watch where you walk. Speaking of walking, I really don't want the leash anymore, just throw them away, I've got places to go and people to see and it really ruins my swag...we really don't need the tether strap in the stroller either, I am bigger and badder than any Great Dane we might pass, I can take them down - piece of cake. One last thing Mom, I am on the hunt everyday to see what you and my peeps have left for me to explore, end tables, book bags, purse, these are all fair game, so when I get something and take off running do NOT say "DROP IT" that is my least favorite words ever! Other than that I pretty well have you trained and wrapped around my little paw, just remember I LOVE all the kisses you give and I love YOU!