Dear YT (from Eddie),

[Tink's Mom]

Oh No Eddie and Jack! Dis is a tewwible fing your rotten daddy has done. My mommy said "Tink go get them and bring them to Wisconsin."

But ya know what Eddie? It's cold here too. It's minus 12 today and wif da wind chill it will be -25 tonite. It must get dat cold in Alaska too huh? You and Jack come live wif me. I have a big cwate and wots of sweaters. My mommy made dem for me and I will shar dem wif you and Jack. She neber weeves me in da cold all awone. She always stays wif me (but sometimes she is saying "huwwy up Tink I'm fweezing."

I fink you should pee on your daddy's bed when he's not wooking! And bite him's slippers all up in pieces! But maybe you better forgib him pwetty soon or he may forget to feed you! Mommy said to get him some fish food for him's brain!

[YorkieMom55]

Eddie & Rusty,
It's a good thing that you live in Alaska & not Michigan. It's not 29* here...........it's only 9* and you would have turned into "pupsicles" if you would have been out that long.....move me up a little higher on the list....I got him good somewhere else around here for you. (WW)

[alaskayorkie]

Eddie again,

First of all, Txshopper just joined the front-runner list.

Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD) I have taken the liberty of creating a little questionnaire to help me with my picks.

QUESTIONNAIRE FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW OWNERS

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)
2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention.
3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)

[simonandhallie]

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)-TRUE

2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention. D-DUH!!

3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
d) filet mignon & bacon every night (Eddie you would know this if your dad treated you properly)

4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)

Now get your cold, furry butt to NY

[Tink's Mom]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Eddie again,

First of all, Txshopper just joined the front-runner list.

Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD) I have taken the liberty of creating a little questionnaire to help me with my picks.

QUESTIONNAIRE FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW OWNERS

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)
2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention.
3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)

Well, Eddie, we have a little tiny problem. You can be King of the house if you like, Tink is pretty submissive in fact! BUT, and this is very important, you cannot, under any circumstances, have Tink's frog. It got her through her horrible illnesses this past summer and it is glued to her and she will NOT share it with anyone. I'm sorry. She will let you have all of her other toys though. Just don't bite her or she will cry, OK?

p.s. you can have whatever you want to eat OK?!

[YorkieMom55]

1-t
2-d
3-c
4-c
Plus your choice of bed space & you get to run & roll in the sand at the beach, down by the submarine, any time that you want to.
& (this is the big one) we don't have any Mooses........just the occasional Mountain Lion(but they stay around the golf course), we should probably call it a Cougar since we don't have a mountain, just sand dunes .

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by Tink's Mom

Well, Eddie, we have a little tiny problem. You can be King of the house if you like, Tink is pretty submissive in fact! BUT, and this is very important, you cannot, under any circumstances, have Tink's frog. It got her through her horrible illnesses this past summer and it is glued to her and she will NOT share it with anyone. I'm sorry. She will let you have all of her other toys though. Just don't bite her or she will cry, OK?

p.s. you can have whatever you want to eat OK?!

Thank you for your interest, but I'm afraid those conditions simply will not do. ALL toys are mine or, yes, I will bite.

Have a nice day.

[Tink's Mom]

Eddie - we don't have mooses either, but we have wots of bunnies and squirrels! And I wike to chase da birdies. Come wib wif me pwease!!!! (and bwing Jack too).

I'll gib you all my chicken strips and yorkie yummies too!

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by simonandhallie

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)-TRUE

2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention. D-DUH!!

3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
d) filet mignon & bacon every night (Eddie you would know this if your dad treated you properly)

4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)

Now get your cold, furry butt to NY

Thank you for your interest. You have scored 75 percent on the questionnaire. (The judges, knowing S&H only too well, believe you are lying about No. 1)

We will be in contact should you remain in first place, at which point we will ask for pictures of sleeping accommodations and nearby parks.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by YorkieMom55

1-t
2-d
3-c
4-c
Plus your choice of bed space & you get to run & roll in the sand at the beach, down by the submarine, any time that you want to.
& (this is the big one) we don't have any Mooses........just the occasional Mountain Lion(but they stay around the golf course), we should probably call it a Cougar since we don't have a mountain, just sand dunes .

100 percent! But the Cougars sound scary. We will get back to you.

[simonandhallie]

It must be the soccer balls you are referring too. And really, isn't Eddie the judge here?

In that case we just took a count and there are (and this is not a lie) 12 in the toy box, 4 laying in the dining room and a bag full in the closet. We have plenty to go around.

Nearby parks? We can do better than that, we have doggie daycare. You can play twice a week for 8 hours in spectacular accomodations. Is there really a contest here Eddie?

Start packing~

[Bonnie's Mom]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Eddie again,

First of all, Txshopper just joined the front-runner list.

Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD) I have taken the liberty of creating a little questionnaire to help me with my picks.

QUESTIONNAIRE FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW OWNERS

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)
2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention.
3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)

1. T
2. d
3. c
4. c

So....how did I do??

[Tink's Mom]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Thank you for your interest, but I'm afraid those conditions simply will not do. ALL toys are mine or, yes, I will bite.

Have a nice day.

Hmmm, Eddie, I believe you are a spoiled brat!

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

1. T
2. d
3. c
4. c

So....how did I do??

100 percent!

But we have a winner, and unfortunately, it is not you because we feel you are lying too.

Yes, Simon&Hallie tipped the scale with the doggie daycare offer. Jack and I heard about the hot Maltese who hangs out there, and we want in.

Our attorney will draft up paperwork and be in touch.

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by Tink's Mom

Hmmm, Eddie, I believe you are a spoiled brat!

Dad? That's what you say! Did you sign on as Tink's Mom??