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Originally Posted by simonandhallie

1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)-TRUE

2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention. D-DUH!!

3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
d) filet mignon & bacon every night (Eddie you would know this if your dad treated you properly)

4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one)

Now get your cold, furry butt to NY

Thank you for your interest. You have scored 75 percent on the questionnaire. (The judges, knowing S&H only too well, believe you are lying about No. 1)

We will be in contact should you remain in first place, at which point we will ask for pictures of sleeping accommodations and nearby parks.