Oh No Eddie and Jack! Dis is a tewwible fing your rotten daddy has done. My mommy said "Tink go get them and bring them to Wisconsin."
But ya know what Eddie? It's cold here too. It's minus 12 today and wif da wind chill it will be -25 tonite. It must get dat cold in Alaska too huh? You and Jack come live wif me. I have a big cwate and wots of sweaters. My mommy made dem for me and I will shar dem wif you and Jack. She neber weeves me in da cold all awone. She always stays wif me (but sometimes she is saying "huwwy up Tink I'm fweezing."
I fink you should pee on your daddy's bed when he's not wooking! And bite him's slippers all up in pieces! But maybe you better forgib him pwetty soon or he may forget to feed you! Mommy said to get him some fish food for him's brain! |