Dear YT (from Eddie),

[TurtleDove]

Aww, poor Eddie & Rusty! You two should make your dad stay outside nekked in the 29 degree weather ... see how he likes it!

[yorkiesmiles]

Eddie, Dis is Bubba - if I were you or Rusty, the next time DBD goes outside steal his keys & coat & lock the door. Watch and see how long he can last out there

Maybe a taste of his own medicine will work!!

[yorkiecrazy]

OLD MAN!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING (or not)???? POOR GUYS.

[mustangbee]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

Absolutely do not forgive him. Unfortunately Eddie, I'm afraid this is only going to get worse..as your father is a very old man.

Pack your bags and I will have my mommy send you and Rusty and Jack a ticket to fly south to South Carolina. You will like it here...Life is wonderful with my mommy and daddy .. they are the best.

We'll be looking for you. And don't feel bad about leaving your Dad...heck he doesn't remember you when you live there, he certainly won't remember you when you are gone.

Love,

Bonnie

LOL, And we will soon be there too, we can have a playdate!
Love Princess & Katie

[cj125]

Originally Posted by paulapoo

Dear Eddie,
I'm sending your dad some ginko biloba in the mail. Also, tell him to get some of those soduko (sp?) puzzles to help with memory. You could also suggest he put a note on the door that asks.......do you know where your doggies are? or..... "have you counted your babies lately?. Just some friendly suggestions.
Don't be too hard on your Dad. He takes great care of you guys. Happens to all of us, no harm done!!

Too funny!

[BabyFidgette]

Originally Posted by Bonnie's Mom

So are you asking if Mike is neutered?????

Moi never! That was Baby talking.

[chachi]

Originally Posted by BabyFidgette

You wanna know something funny? (this is Nicole talking now) If you were a new member coming on here you'd really get ripped a new "you know what." Then you'd be called a troll! LOLOLOL

LOL so true!

[AprilLove]

Originally Posted by simonandhallie

Dear Eddie, this is Simon.

Immediately take all of your dbd's treats away. Do not pay attention to him at all! He obviously doesn't pay attention to you in the way you deserve. You, Rusty and Jack need to pack your bags and move to NY. Our mommy would NEVER forget about us. Before you leave you should all hike your legs and pee on him!

Here here!!! My goodness, you could not have said it any better!!

[YorkieMom55]

Eddie & Rusty.....
print this out and put it where daddy will see it. http://www.thepetdoorstore.com/ ~or~ maybe a doorbell down at your level so that you can let mommy know if it ever happens again. Hope you 2 enjoyed your adventure. Didn't Jack notice that he was alone?

[WidsMom]

Fig here.

No, no, no..you guys got it all wong. You gotta wait for the wight 'pportunity and use this for your avantage! Jes' wait for your Poopa to be soun' 'sleep, and when you gotta sprinkle...fin' a nice warm spot nexxa him to do it. Or...roll in some ewwy gooey stuff that you fin' unner the deck 'hind a rock. Maybe e'en go in the bafoom twash and pull out sompin and shred it in teensy pieces. Better yet...fin' a ol' tootsie roll and run 'roun the house wid it like a Cuban Seegarrrr....then kiss Poopa on the wips..hehehehehehe.

He's a baaad, baaaad man. I think he should go wick an ice cube....

Your Fwiend,
Fig

[sherrijmkassie]

Eddie & Rusty,

Dis is Kassie my dbd did the same ting to me jus las week. It was told here to, minus 10 celsius. My mum cum outta da bafoom and herd me ouside barking my hed off. Buoy did ma Mum tor a stip outta my dbd big time.

Les awl wun away togefer, wha ya tink?

Luv Kassie

[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by BabyFidgette

No, no...you said Rusty and I have them chopped off. That's why I wanted to know if you or Mike were talking! LOL

EEEEEK! That is funny and thankfully went over my head! I thought it was a grammar thing!

[Morkie4]

I am shocked and apalled!!!! Eddie, pack your bags and come to Florida where you can lounge around the pool and bark at the golfers as they go by(it's really great sport). Oh and did I mention, waiting for you as playmates are two darling sweetheart maltese babes!!!!

But if you can't make it...............I think maybe taking a leak when he is a sleep might be appropriate!

Licks and Kisses from Brandy & Kallie

[alaskayorkie]

Eddie again,

This is my preliminary list of potential new homes based on replies to this thread. The ones who bashed my DBD the most are listed first. The really harsh ones are the front-runners. The DBD sympathizers are listed last and will not be considered.

PROSPECTIVE NEW HUMANS
BabyFidgette
patty58
Buddy-licious
katcarasella
margaritaville
pepe mint
chattiesmom
Bonnie's Mom (front-runner)
Lilacss
LuvMySissy
simonandhallie (front-runner)
Suzy
TurtleDove
yorkiesmiles
mustangbee
cj125
YorkieMom55 (good suggestion)
WidsMom
sherrijmkassie (Kassie, not your dbd)
Morkie4



DBD SYMPATHIZERS
Judy in Waco
AprilLove
marcerella02
yoyo27
mizzwanned
paulapoo
kalina82

[txshopper73]

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Just a note to let you know that my Dad is on restriction and will not be posting until he gets a clue. Any posts you see from this sign on, just assume they are from me.

Why the restriction? Well, some of you might remember a while back that Dad forgot and left Jack in the car for an hour while he was in the house watching TV. It was 29 degrees outside! Dad admitted his mistake publicly and apologized to Jack, so we begrudgingly forgave him. Most YTers did, too, although some of you rightfully chewed him a new one, if you know what I mean. (http://www.yorkietalk.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=103126)

Well, this morning Dad left me AND Rusty outside in the cold in, you guessed it, 29 degree weather!!!!!! How dare he! He claims that he got up after only 4 1/2 hours' sleep and had an appointment he had to get to. He let me and Rusty out back to do our business and then FORGOT ABOUT US.

He came home an hour and a half later, and, believe me, we tore into him like raw meat. We didn't even have our coats on, for Dawg's sake. To be honest (don't tell him), it wasn't that bad. I actually wanted to stay outside and play some more once he got home, but the deadbeat dad chased me down, picked me up and put me in his coat while blubbering about how sorry he was.

I bought it last time. I don't buy it this time.

Consider this a plea for help. Anybody out there want two housetrained Yorkies?

Your pal Eddie "The Popsicle"

Dear Eddie (& Jack & Rusy)...

That sorry ba$tard! We will make LOTS of room for you here in South Texas. We believe it was in the lower 50s today and that's darn cold for us Southern yorks.

If we were you, we'd cut off ALL shows of emotion, love, etc. Your human should not have forgotten about you, yet again.

Anytime that you want to come and visit, we'll let our human know so that she can make room for you on her, ummm we mean our, bed.

Signed,
Gracie, London & Dallas