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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie  Eddie again,
First of all, Txshopper just joined the front-runner list.
Now, as president of the rescue group Benevolent AlaskaYorkies Desperately Determined to Acquire a new Dwelling (BAD DAD) I have taken the liberty of creating a little questionnaire to help me with my picks.
QUESTIONNAIRE FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW OWNERS
1. (T or F) All the toys in your home will be Eddie's property? (Hint: The correct answer is T)
2. (Multiple choice) If you hear Eddie bark from the back room, you would:
a) Ignore him (hint: It's not this one)
b) Ask him to come (hint: ha, no way)
c) Check on him during the next commercial (hint: getting warmer)
d) Immediately rush to him and provide whatever it is he needs, be it toys, food or attention.
3) What would you feed Eddie for dinner?
a) Canidae
b) Chicken soup
c) Yummy Chummies (hint: this is the correct answer)
4) The daily walk is over:
a) In 20 minutes
b) When the human says so.
c) When Eddie says it's over (pssst: It's this one) |
Well, Eddie, we have a little tiny problem. You can be King of the house if you like, Tink is pretty submissive in fact! BUT, and this is very important, you cannot, under any circumstances, have Tink's frog. It got her through her horrible illnesses this past summer and it is glued to her and she will NOT share it with anyone. I'm sorry. She will let you have all of her other toys though. Just don't bite her or she will cry, OK?
p.s. you can have whatever you want to eat OK?!