Puppies!!

[Peters]

yikes i was hoping this was a joke! poor little "teacup" yorkie!
wow could you imagine little puppys with rottie heads and small yorkie bodies oh disturbing!

[JCarlson2004]

Originally Posted by Peters

yikes i was hoping this was a joke! poor little "teacup" yorkie!
wow could you imagine little puppys with rottie heads and small yorkie bodies oh disturbing!

LOL!! You never know what those sick people will come up with next ... what will be the next designer dog? Maybe a Rotti and Yorkie mix? Some people are disgusting!

[Sadie's Mom]

Ya know, my mom says that baby Yorkies look like Rottweilers...because of their coloring, mostly I think.

[Zoey's Momma]

Is the tea set still available? LOL

[Lexi Rae]

i would like a teaspoon for sure

[JCarlson2004]

LOLOL!!! I personally prefer the coffee mug Yorkie.

[Lexi Rae]

[gypsyqueen]

FUNNY
started reading and thought what the hell is this person smoking
got me good

[BLowry]

Originally Posted by JCarlson2004

I have a 6 month old TEACUP Yorkie that I want to breed. She is very tiny -- about 2 lbs. I don't have a male stud but a few neighbors have some male dogs that they will let me use. One neigher has a Maltese mix, another has a Pug, another has a Pomeranian mix and the last one has a Rottweiler. I figure I will just lock them all in a room together for a few nights and hopefully one of them is bound to get her pregnant!!

I don't believe in de-worming or puppy shots but don't worry, they won't need them!! I plan on dosing them with Hartz flea and tick prevention … surely that is enough. I also feed my dogs only soft food … preferably Cesar's. It's super soft and easy for them to eat. And the good news is that by eating soft food their teeth will get lose and fall out! That way you'll never have to worry about the puppy biting you or chewing on your shoes and carpet! And as for docking tails and removing dew claws, I can save money on all that too and do it myself!! I have an old boxer cutter that would do the job perfectly!!

I will keep the puppies only until they are 6 weeks old. If I keep them any longer, I will have to raise my prices to pay for all of the wonderful and extra care that I will give them!!

When you receive the puppy, be sure to play with it ALL DAY LONG. Whoever said that puppies need to sleep a lot during the day was mistaken! Be sure to allow little kids to play with them … heck, even invite your neighbors kids over and let them all take turns playing with the puppy. And no need to wash or sanitize your hands first … puppies need to be exposed to LOTS of different germs and diseases so that they can build up an immunity to them. It's actually better for a puppy to get sick a lot while it's young so that it will be healthier when it's older.

Dogs love the outdoors so feel free to leave your puppy outside all day long. That is a good way to ensure it won't pee or poop in your house! And as for feeding, just throw some food outside for it once a day! And for water, just hose it down with the garden hose once or twice a week (that way you can give it a drink AND clean it at the very same time!! What a time saver!). And don't worry about drying the puppy because it will naturally dry itself off simply by rolling around in the sandy mud … think of it like a free exfoliator!! It will get rid of all the dead skin! And don't worry about the change of seasons … puppies love having fun in the sun in the summer and digging in the snow in the winter!

Now if the puppy pees or poops in the house, be sure to spank it VERY HARD but only after you have rubbed his/her face in the poop first!! And when you do spank the dog, a great tool for this is a rolled up newspaper or fly swatter. Don't be afraid to use some force … the puppies are strong and can handle it (after all, they will already be 6 weeks old!).

As for barking, this can be a problem. First try spanking the puppy every time it barks. If this does not work, take a metal pipe and ram it down the puppy's throat. That will solve the barking problem! Or if you want this surgery done in advance, just let me know and I will do it but I will have to charge you an extra fee of $200 for this service.

PS - I am a missionary and I will be doing overseas volunteer work in Nigeria around the time the pups will be ready to go to their new homes. Just send me the money via Western Union and I'll send you the puppy the next day!! Promise!

So look for my "For Sale' add, which will look something like this:

Litter of PUREBRED Yorkshire Terriers
Born 6/16/06
Dam: Weighs 2 lbs
Sire: Not sure who is the dad but could weigh anywhere from 10 lbs to 80 lbs
Puppy: Teacup -- since I have a whole litter full of teacups, I call them my "tea set"
Price: $3,000 for Males and $5,000 for Females (I charge more for girls because you can breed them too and make lots of money just like me!)
Registration: AKC
Shipping: Yes! Will ship anywhere … just send money ASAP via Western Union
Puppy Available At: 6 Weeks

I just want you all to know how much I love my puppies and promise to give them wonderful homes. Thank you and God bless.

Until I got to the box cutter part I thought~~~WHAT is WRONG with this person!!! Good luck with your babies!

[artierae]

I got as far as "teacup" and had to check for sure to see who the poster was!! Then I thought, "must be a joke" so the further along I got in reading the more I KNEW it was a joke! Cute, though! I thought I'd fall out of the chair when I got to the place where you said you were going to Nigeria to do missionary work!!!! You must have spent a lot of time and effort on this ad to get ALL of the bad things people do into the one ad!!

[ferragame]

Very funny post but its also sad that some people and "breeders" treat their puppies like that.

I'm only about 45 minutes to an hour east of Lancaster PA which is (so it seems) puppy mill heaven. My wife sees the results of puppy mills and pet stores at her hospital everyday. Its so sad and depressing.

The Amish are notorious for puppy mills. Everyone thinks that they take better care of their puppies because they are "old fashioned" and do not use electricity so they "must be better than us". This is just plain incorrect. The Amish give the job of breeding/raising puppies to children because its "not an adult" job. We can all imagine how careful 7 - 10 year olds are with taking care of a puppy, especially with cleaning/feeding/providing water. NOT.

That is why we like prospective buyers to come to our home to view the puppies. Not just that it allows them to see the puppy before they buy it but it also allows us to interview the prospective buyer to see if they are a good fit for owning one of our Yorkies.

[ssguzzy]

Okay that had me going for a second ROFL!! I busted out laughing when I got to the tea set lol!!! I was about to respond the following:

"Wanted teacup yorkie (the smaller the better) for my 1year old to play with. lol "

[browniesmom622]

ill take 3 !

[JCarlson2004]

LOL!! You guys all crack me up!! But the sad part is this is very true for some disgusting breeders and their poor dogs. I just feel sorry for those poor animals who have to suffer. I believe there's a special place in hell who all those who harm animals.

[Zoey's Momma]

Originally Posted by JCarlson2004

LOL!! You guys all crack me up!! But the sad part is this is very true for some disgusting breeders and their poor dogs. I just feel sorry for those poor animals who have to suffer. I believe there's a special place in hell who all those who harm animals.

The box cutter thing and the debarking is funny! i'm still laughing.