I got as far as "teacup" and had to check for sure to see who the poster was!! Then I thought, "must be a joke" so the further along I got in reading the more I KNEW it was a joke! Cute, though! I thought I'd fall out of the chair when I got to the place where you said you were going to Nigeria to do missionary work!!!! You must have spent a lot of time and effort on this ad to get ALL of the bad things people do into the one ad!!