Pet Peeves

[BamaFan121s]

Originally Posted by La_Man

huh no...I saw this thread and saw all the ladies chiming in about the opposite sex so i had to give the men's version.

Did you all have to brain storm to come up with a "version?" Lol, just kidding, I love getting a man's point of view when I get to the stage of thinking I am perfect...it helps me to confirm that I am.

Aww crap, there's that Diet Pepsi again...

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by La_Man

LOL..


huh no...I saw this thread and saw all the ladies chiming in about the opposite sex so i had to give the men's version.

You forgot to beat on your chest as you posted

[La_Man]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Me too I love men even though they are wrong Wrong AND drink out of the milk container

i'm sorry but you are wrong. You should be thanking us.

We care about you ladies so much that we drink out of it. We don't want you to wash anymore dishes then what you have to already. Thats ONE less cup for you to pick up after and wash. We do it out of love and not lazyness.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by BamaFan121s

Did you all have to brain storm to come up with a "version?"

Is it considered a storm if there's only one, wouldn't that just be a shower

[BamaFan121s]

Originally Posted by La_Man

we aren't standing there mindlessy...we are paying homage to the female bodies that are around us. speaks volumes about your driving skillz and violent side though...

Who, me?!?!

[BamaFan121s]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Is it considered a storm if there's only one, wouldn't that just be a shower

A light mist...

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by La_Man

i'm sorry but you are wrong. You should be thanking us.

We care about you ladies so much that we drink out of it. We don't want you to wash anymore dishes then what you have to already. Thats ONE less cup for you to pick up after and wash. We do it out of love and not lazyness.

Why, La Man, thank you. I never, ever thought of it that way. Matter of fact, tonight at dinner I will simply place the milk carton, the can of peas, unpeeled potatos and the meat still in it's stryofoam container....ALL on the table. And while we're at it....just use your hands, that's why God gave us fingers for. What a breeze clean up will be Just be sure to kiss me for a wonderful meal

Thought of something else....why are we dirtying up the bathroom...we can all just go outside.

You, my friend, are helping solve issues left and right

[La_Man]

I got another one.

the reason why we smack our food or chew with our mouth open sometimes its to show you HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOUR FOOD.

Whats better then showing you that we really are eating/enjoying the food you ladies make.


How many times you ladies tell other that their food is good but its not really and you chew a few bites and then swallow really quick.

we don't want you to misunderstand so we are really making an effort to show you that we are chewing/eating for real. we smack so you can hear that we are eating and really enjoying it.

you ladies are too negative towards us...instead of thinking that these are peeves think of it as really reallly cute adorable things we do to show our affection.

[BamaFan121s]

Originally Posted by La_Man

i'm sorry but you are wrong. You should be thanking us.

We care about you ladies so much that we drink out of it. We don't want you to wash anymore dishes then what you have to already. Thats ONE less cup for you to pick up after and wash. We do it out of love and not lazyness.

Awww, how sweet, I'm touched. <insert smiley gagging here>

[BamaFan121s]

Originally Posted by La_Man

the reason why we smack our food or chew with our mouth open sometimes its to show you HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOUR FOOD.

You wouldn't say that if you knew what we put in it half the time.

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by La_Man

we don't want you to misunderstand so we are really making an effort to show you that we are chewing/eating for real. we smack so you can hear that we are eating and really enjoying it.

you ladies are too negative towards us...instead of thinking that these are peeves think of it as really reallly cute adorable things we do to show our affection.

And I thought that's what the belch meant.....

[BamaFan121s]

Originally Posted by bchgirl

Thought of something else....why are we dirtying up the bathroom...we can all just go outside.

Just use the emply milk carton...kill two birds w/ one stone...don't even have to get off the couch then.

OMG! You guys are cracking me up!

[miezzi]

Originally Posted by BamaFan121s

Just use the emply milk carton...kill two birds w/ one stone...don't even have to get off the couch then.

OMG! You guys are cracking me up!

Hahahahahah!!! I am LMAO!!!!!!! Can't wait til my hubby reads this thread!!!

[Sherry Lynn]

Originally Posted by StewiesMom

1. When people put the toilet paper going under instead of over. I change it on them whenever I use their bathrooms. If I walk into someone's home bathroom and the TP is under, I change it and then the next time I have to go to the bathroom, I make sure I go in one of their other bathrooms so I can change that one, too.

2. People who cram into the elevators in my building at work. There is a sign at the bottom of the bank that says "limit 8 people" and of course the idiots all pile in and squish me in the back. It pisses me off even more because the elevators come literally every 10 seconds - why can't you just wait for the next one?

3. When I'm leaving work for the day and the elevators stop on every floor to pick up people on the way down - I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!

4. People who come on YT and say they want to breed their dogs. and then they try to pretend like their not doing it for money. Oh, people who want to breed and use the excuse that their kids want to see it. Nope! Your kids don't want to see it!!! They're not idiots like you!

5. People who stand around in a busy hallway or in a doorway and hold a conversation or meeting. Believe that when I walk by, you are getting the shoulder - hard. I'm not going to try to squeeze my big ass past you. You better move.

6. People who call my work with accents that I can't understand and talk quickly. If you want my help getting something done, speak slowly and clearly.

7. When there is time left on the microwave. Just press CLEAR when you walk away!

8. People who stare on the bus or train.

9. Tourists who just landed at the airport and are taking my train. They take up 10 seats with their luggage, coats, etc. Pick your sh*t up, put it on your lap and stick your suitcase between your legs to make room for others who want to sit down around you. Don't talk loudly to your fellow tourists; don't call home to let everyone know you've landed and you're ok. Just sit there and shut up. I want to enjoy my last few mins before I get to work. I want to drink my coffee and read in peace!

Thanks!

#1 - well that one just cracked me up!!!

The rest - sounds like you had a bad commute this morning, Kristy! They better get out of your way on that elevator at quitting time!!

[bchgirl]

Originally Posted by BamaFan121s

Just use the emply milk carton...kill two birds w/ one stone...don't even have to get off the couch then.

OMG! You guys are cracking me up!

Terrific idea, Bama! Why waste energy. Btw, someone's gonna have to help out here...can't hold the container, the tv remote, AND "something else" ALL at the same time