Wanted, Breeding females (being facetious)

[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

I guarantee that! They will also come housebroken and a years worth of premium chow. Leash included!
For an extra fee, I will keep the pup until it is 8 weeks olld and train it on a skateboard or snowboard!

A snowboarding shot glass yorkie! Sending my deposit ASAP! Will $1 million hold the pup for me?

Originally Posted by RemydeHaviland

Would like to offer my pit bull terrier for stud with your tiny shot glass yorkies. Imagine the potential...a whole new bread of pitshires

Is it AKC registered?

[RemydeHaviland]

Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985

A snowboarding shot glass yorkie! Sending my deposit ASAP! Will $1 million hold the pup for me?

Is it AKC registered?

The Pitshire will most absolutely be registered, in a superior registry... KCK... (Kennel Club of Cameroon)

[Mardelin]

Originally Posted by RemydeHaviland

Would like to offer my pit bull terrier for stud with your tiny shot glass yorkies. Imagine the potential...a whole new bread of pitshires

Yes, a whole new breed of potential whelping issues.

[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by RemydeHaviland

The Pitshire will most absolutely be registered, in a superior registry... KCK... (Kennel Club of Cameroon)

You mean KCC.

[Lisa and Pic]

I hav a check in the male for $5,000 for the too puppys. My secetary made a mystake and over pade, so please sendme backe $2000. Thankyou. Will piic up the puppys soon.

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by Lisa and Pic

I hav a check in the male for $5,000 for the too puppys. My secetary made a mystake and over pade, so please sendme backe $2000. Thankyou. Will piic up the puppys soon.

Your check for $500 is in the mail. There is a $1500 handling fee. As soon as I see the money, I will send the dogs and the refund of $250.

[FlDebra]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

Your check for $500 is in the mail. There is a $1500 handling fee. As soon as I see the money, I will send the dogs and the refund of $250.

That's the kind of math lesson I can follow! Y'all are crazy and I love it!

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by FlDebra

That's the kind of math lesson I can follow! Y'all are crazy and I love it!

Deb, I resemble that remark! Does it not add up to to the $750?

[2Morkies]

Ha, ha...you're just trying to stir things up and cause problems.

[MaddiesMommie]

Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985

You need to stop that! All those "ok's" are driving me nuts!

Can I be placed on the waiting list for those tiny teddy bear faced akc registered champion blooded morkies? I'm looking for something small that can be Kaji's pet. Anything bigger than 3 lbs and I'll have to return it.

I knoooooow They drove me nuts in the email Jodi got from the puppy scammers

[MaddiesMommie]

Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985

hmmm.... well it's still a bargain. Do you think I can train Kaji to walk his "shot glass yorkie"?

Oh and Maddiesmom, I hope you didn't take my earlier post the wrong way. All those "ok's" make me laugh. Every time I read those kinds of posts I think of the teacher from southpark. I don't know his name but he always says, "mmm ok."

Haha! just read this one after posting above. I was only mocking the email scammers. didn't take it the wrong way at all


Now, Steve, I will take 2 shotglass puppies. I am going to give them as gifts! Everyone just loves a puppy, right?

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by MaddiesMommie

Haha! just read this one after posting above. I was only mocking the email scammers. didn't take it the wrong way at all


Now, Steve, I will take 2 shotglass puppies. I am going to give them as gifts! Everyone just loves a puppy, right?

All of the Christmas Pupppies are spoken for, but I will have some ready for Easter. I may also take the Pick-up to Missouri and get several more littlers to make people happy with.

[FlDebra]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

Deb, I resemble that remark! Does it not add up to to the $750?

Welllll.....$500 + $250 -- yes it does! I liked the $1500 handling fee though. Moderation in all things!

I had to come back here and laugh a little as was feeling one of these coming on: It was either find a funny thread or start drinking and someone seems to have drank all the eggnog here!

Ah, but a little humor always puts me back on track...... That and playing with smilies.

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by FlDebra

Welllll.....$500 + $250 -- yes it does! I liked the $1500 handling fee though. Moderation in all things!

I had to come back here and laugh a little as was feeling one of these coming on: It was either find a funny thread or start drinking and someone seems to have drank all the eggnog here!

Ah, but a little humor always puts me back on track...... That and playing with smilies.

Deb, you are my new accountant! it is good to laugh!

[RachelandSadie]

Originally Posted by FlDebra

Welllll.....$500 + $250 -- yes it does! I liked the $1500 handling fee though. Moderation in all things!

I had to come back here and laugh a little as was feeling one of these coming on: It was either find a funny thread or start drinking and someone seems to have drank all the eggnog here!

Ah, but a little humor always puts me back on track...... That and playing with smilies.

ur good at that...so this Cameroon Kennel Club....never heard of it. which state in the US is it located and when can i get my pitshire terror? i'm willing to fly someone into my guest house on my yacht with all my millions until they sell me this puppy!