Wanted, Breeding females (being facetious)

[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by RachelandSadie

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ur good at that...so this Cameroon Kennel Club....never heard of it. which state in the US is it located and when can i get my pitshire terror? i'm willing to fly someone into my guest house on my yacht with all my millions until they sell me this puppy!

I'm Steve's new broker. I'll gladly fly to Illinios, then to Missouri, on your dime of course.

[LDMomma]

I've got just the pups for you. I've got two 8 year old Yorkies, they might be mixes, but they are beautiful! The have luxating patella but the throw gorgeous pups. If you wire me the money tonight, I will throw in my 7 month old female that should be ready to be bred next month so you can immediately get started and a 12 pound gorgeous intact male, that I found last night!

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by LDMomma

I've got just the pups for you. I've got two 8 year old Yorkies, they might be mixes, but they are beautiful! The have luxating patella but the throw gorgeous pups. If you wire me the money tonight, I will throw in my 7 month old female that should be ready to be bred next month so you can immediately get started and a 12 pound gorgeous intact male, that I found last night!

Momma, I will have to ponder your offer. Any idea how many litters I can get from an 8 year old? Also, these are shot glass Yorkies, not Salad Bowl Yorkies! Intact is the best, speaking for myself, of course!

[Lisa and Pic]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

Your check for $500 is in the mail. There is a $1500 handling fee. As soon as I see the money, I will send the dogs and the refund of $250.

You are mixing tings up. That is knot what I said. Arre you scaming mee? I thik so, sew puting a hex on you....

[yorkieusa]

I'm just getting around to reading this and howling over the pitshires and shot glass yorkies.

[megansmomma]

OMG! My new puppies must not be puppies after all! What do I do they are pregnat and having babies right now Did I mention they were both girls too. Those darn scammers! I have a blow dryer and some dental floss so I think I am all set to go! I'll be posting in the Nursery in about 5 minutes with babies. Morgan is go excited and is off shaving the hair from her palms to help with the whelp. This is going to be amazing!

[yorkieusa]

I've got to have one of these puppies! What color will their coat be as adults? Will they have silky coats? Didn't you say they would have teddy bear faces? How much?

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by yorkieusa

I've got to have one of these puppies! What color will their coat be as adults? Will they have silky coats? Didn't you say they would have teddy bear faces? How much?

Until they hit the ground running, I have no idea on the coats, but I am focusing on Chocolates and Cameroons. Silky coats for sure, and yes, they will look like little Brown bears.

[megansmomma]

Originally Posted by yorkieusa

I've got to have one of these puppies! What color will their coat be as adults? Will they have silky coats? Didn't you say they would have teddy bear faces? How much?

That all depends on what you are looking for...........get back at me.

[yorkieusa]

Originally Posted by megansmomma

That all depends on what you are looking for...........get back at me.

I wanted a white yorkie. Do they come with mohawks? I really prefer a cotton coat. All the better with a mohawk, you know. I'd like to know how much you want if you can provide a white yorkie with a mohawk.

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by yorkieusa

I wanted a white yorkie. Do they come with mohawks? I really prefer a cotton coat. All the better with a mohawk, you know. I'd like to know how much you want if you can provide a white yorkie with a mohawk.

The White will cost more, much more. However, I can throw in a Mohawk for free. You are looking at $8,000 minimum. Hard to find a white, cotton, Mohawk, Bear face under 3 pounds shot glass Yorkie. I may need more breeding females as demand is strong. I am also going to advertise in the local Paper and put up 3x5 cards at the food stores.

[yorkieusa]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

The White will cost more, much more. However, I can throw in a Mohawk for free. You are looking at $8,000 minimum. Hard to find a white, cotton, Mohawk, Bear face under 3 pounds shot glass Yorkie. I may need more breeding females as demand is strong. I am also going to advertise in the local Paper and put up 3x5 cards at the food stores.

No need to put up cards at the food stores. Just throw them in a box and take them up there. They'll go like hotcakes!

[megansmomma]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

The White will cost more, much more. However, I can throw in a Mohawk for free. You are looking at $8,000 minimum. Hard to find a white, cotton, Mohawk, Bear face under 3 pounds shot glass Yorkie. I may need more breeding females as demand is strong. I am also going to advertise in the local Paper and put up 3x5 cards at the food stores.

I would be willing to sell my brand spanking new mohawk wearing, Cameroon bred, baby doll faced, puppies for a low price of $137 to repay the generosity of my new found Cameroon friend. Only think is they look kind of dark but I know just how to fix that little problem.

[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by megansmomma

OMG! My new puppies must not be puppies after all! What do I do they are pregnat and having babies right now Did I mention they were both girls too. Those darn scammers! I have a blow dryer and some dental floss so I think I am all set to go! I'll be posting in the Nursery in about 5 minutes with babies. Morgan is go excited and is off shaving the hair from her palms to help with the whelp. This is going to be amazing!

Originally Posted by megansmomma

I would be willing to sell my brand spanking new mohawk wearing, Cameroon bred, baby doll faced, puppies for a low price of $137 to repay the generosity of my new found Cameroon friend. Only think is they look kind of dark but I know just how to fix that little problem.

Clorox right? Bleach is bleach, and you'll have platinum blond/white yorkies in no time!

[Ringo1]

I would like a teddy-bear faced, white yorkie, that can clean my house. Got any of those?