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shodanusmc · 12-29-2010, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ringo1

I would like a teddy-bear faced, white yorkie, that can clean my house. Got any of those?

No, but for an additional fee, I can train one to ride around on a Rumba......The Rumba I will include at cost plust 50%

MaddiesMommie · 12-29-2010, 11:15 AM

How about V-day? Will you have puppies for Valentine's Day? How about a chocolate one and a white one? I know this girl who is soooo stressed because of her busy lifestyle. I think a shotglass puppy is just what she needs to cheer her up.

They do have champion lines right??

DvlshAngel985 · 12-29-2010, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddiesMommie

How about V-day? Will you have puppies for Valentine's Day? How about a chocolate one and a white one? I know this girl who is soooo stressed because of her busy lifestyle. I think a shotglass puppy is just what she needs to cheer her up.

They do have champion lines right??

I'm glad you mentioned valentines day. Will there be any champagne colored yorkies available? One that will pop down on one knee and propose? I've got a few requests for a pup that can fit that criteria.

MaddiesMommie · 12-29-2010, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985

I'm glad you mentioned valentines day. Will there be any champagne colored yorkies available? One that will pop down on one knee and propose? I've got a few requests for a pup that can fit that criteria.

Or pop out of a bottle!

megansmomma · 12-29-2010, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MaddiesMommie

Or pop out of a bottle!

I've got my a bottle and like to pop a top or 2 or 3 or 4..........

chachi · 12-29-2010, 01:12 PM

I want a shot gun yorkie and one thats small enough to fit in my designer coin purse.

capt_noonie · 12-29-2010, 01:18 PM

I reeeeeally want a teddy near chocolate shot glass yorkie! But I can't afford more than $50, but I PROMISE I"ll take reaaaaallly good care of it. Pleeease. I can't pay more than $50, see cuz I only work 2 days a week, but I reeeeaaaallly want one. Anyone that can help me out please email me, and if you can't help me out, don't bother to contact me!

Purebred and under 3 pounds only! I'm not allowed to have dogs so I have to be able to hide it in my coat pocket when I go in and out of my building. And one that doesn't bark either.

DvlshAngel985 · 12-29-2010, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by capt_noonie

I reeeeeally want a teddy near chocolate shot glass yorkie! But I can't afford more than $50, but I PROMISE I"ll take reaaaaallly good care of it. Pleeease. I can't pay more than $50, see cuz I only work 2 days a week, but I reeeeaaaallly want one. Anyone that can help me out please email me, and if you can't help me out, don't bother to contact me!

Purebred and under 3 pounds only! I'm not allowed to have dogs so I have to be able to hide it in my coat pocket when I go in and out of my building. And one that doesn't bark either.

So you want a tiny version of Kaji?

capt_noonie · 12-29-2010, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985

So you want a tiny version of Kaji?

Yes! so it can be Kaji's pet? Can Kaji take care of it? I only make $50 a week. Kaji can walk it right?

DvlshAngel985 · 12-29-2010, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by capt_noonie

Yes! so it can be Kaji's pet? Can Kaji take care of it? I only make $50 a week. Kaji can walk it right?

Sure! In fact, Kaji will be the sire so they can be just like him. We'll just have to find a bitch that is no more than 1 lb. Also, we'll have to get Kaji some neuticals to replace his testicles and we're all set. Do you think tennis ball sized neuticals will give us more puppies?

capt_noonie · 12-29-2010, 02:13 PM

I think you should use they size that would be fit for Carlo. I think the bigger the neuticles the more puppies. Make sure the bitch is smaller than one neuticle though.

You're gonna let me have it for free right, since we're friends? No broker fee?

RachelandSadie · 12-29-2010, 03:01 PM

AHAHAHAHA you guys are killing me!

but on a serious note guys i rly need dis pup like yesterday. i have millions of bucks and live ina very nice neighborhood in hollywood area and it's for a famous client of mine that is in drug rehab and going back to jail soon. she just needs something to cheer her poor heart up since that judge gave her jail time. you may know her, all i can say is she frequently gets her nails done at a celebrity salon, sometimes even gets words on them...anyways she's a mess and needs a pup she can hide in her shirt pocket of her jumpsuit in jail. can you get us one. we'll pay millions for one.

(and on a realistic note, I think that Bentley looks like a Teddy Bear and he's pretty normal for a silky)

LDMomma · 12-29-2010, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by shodanusmc

Momma, I will have to ponder your offer. Any idea how many litters I can get from an 8 year old? Also, these are shot glass Yorkies, not Salad Bowl Yorkies! Intact is the best, speaking for myself, of course!

I wud think atleest 7 moor littres. Please wire me the $ now. I send you pup, okay?

Shot glass yorkies, yes. I include liquor no? That will be 50 moor $. Send money now.

shodanusmc · 12-29-2010, 08:29 PM

I am just a small BYB trying to provide a service. Not sure I can handle all of the requests. I may rent a larger truck and not only do pick-ups in MO, but may head to Southern Illinois and Iowa. I will do my best to get a Choclate Shot Glass Tiny Yorkie to all that desire one,, at a very fair price for me, but a good amount from you!

DvlshAngel985 · 12-29-2010, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shodanusmc

I am just a small BYB trying to provide a service. Not sure I can handle all of the requests. I may rent a larger truck and not only do pick-ups in MO, but may head to Southern Illinois and Iowa. I will do my best to get a Choclate Shot Glass Tiny Yorkie to all that desire one,, at a very fair price for me, but a good amount from you!

Let me know when you'll have them available. I need one to breed with my boy. After he gets some implants of course.

12-29-2010, 01:12 PM	#66
chachi I Love My Yorkies Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana Posts: 37,147	I want a shot gun yorkie and one thats small enough to fit in my designer coin purse. __________________ Chachi's & Jewels Mom Jewels http://www.dogster.com/?132431 Chachi http://www.dogster.com/?132427

12-29-2010, 01:18 PM	#67
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	I reeeeeally want a teddy near chocolate shot glass yorkie! But I can't afford more than $50, but I PROMISE I"ll take reaaaaallly good care of it. Pleeease. I can't pay more than $50, see cuz I only work 2 days a week, but I reeeeaaaallly want one. Anyone that can help me out please email me, and if you can't help me out, don't bother to contact me! Purebred and under 3 pounds only! I'm not allowed to have dogs so I have to be able to hide it in my coat pocket when I go in and out of my building. And one that doesn't bark either. __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12

12-29-2010, 02:13 PM	#71
capt_noonie www.yorkierescue.com Donating Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Las Vegas & Orange County Posts: 17,408	I think you should use they size that would be fit for Carlo. I think the bigger the neuticles the more puppies. Make sure the bitch is smaller than one neuticle though. You're gonna let me have it for free right, since we're friends? No broker fee? __________________ The T.U.B. Pack! Toto, Uni, & Bindi RIP Lord Scrappington Montgomery McLimpybottom aka El Lenguo the Handicapped Ninja 10-12-12

12-29-2010, 11:15 AM	#62
MaddiesMommie LoveMy2 Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: East Tennessee Posts: 4,060	How about V-day? Will you have puppies for Valentine's Day? How about a chocolate one and a white one? I know this girl who is soooo stressed because of her busy lifestyle. I think a shotglass puppy is just what she needs to cheer her up. They do have champion lines right??

12-29-2010, 03:01 PM	#72
RachelandSadie No Longer a Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 5,748	AHAHAHAHA you guys are killing me! but on a serious note guys i rly need dis pup like yesterday. i have millions of bucks and live ina very nice neighborhood in hollywood area and it's for a famous client of mine that is in drug rehab and going back to jail soon. she just needs something to cheer her poor heart up since that judge gave her jail time. you may know her, all i can say is she frequently gets her nails done at a celebrity salon, sometimes even gets words on them...anyways she's a mess and needs a pup she can hide in her shirt pocket of her jumpsuit in jail. can you get us one. we'll pay millions for one. (and on a realistic note, I think that Bentley looks like a Teddy Bear and he's pretty normal for a silky)

12-29-2010, 08:29 PM	#74
shodanusmc BANNED! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,603	I am just a small BYB trying to provide a service. Not sure I can handle all of the requests. I may rent a larger truck and not only do pick-ups in MO, but may head to Southern Illinois and Iowa. I will do my best to get a Choclate Shot Glass Tiny Yorkie to all that desire one,, at a very fair price for me, but a good amount from you!