Wanted, Breeding females (being facetious)

[OwnedByJezebel]

Teacup devil dogs .....

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by OwnedByJezebel

Teacup devil dogs .....

All of my pups will have Ooh Rah in the name Field! Little Semper Fi Ooh Rah, Chesty Ooh Rah, Machine Gun Ooh Rah.....

[RachelandSadie]

camaroon sounds like a cookie!

Good one, like a macaroon

[RachelandSadie]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

All of my pups will have Ooh Rah in the name Field! Little Semper Fi Ooh Rah, Chesty Ooh Rah, Machine Gun Ooh Rah.....

AHAHAHAAH

[MaddiesMommie]

Originally Posted by megansmomma

I'm on my blackberry driving back from CA with my new puppies that I just bought from my friends over in Cameroon. They are fully vaccinated with AKC and CKC. The man at the adoption office said they would be read to breed in only a few months. Make sure you check back with me in a few months. My sister and I are planning on opening our very own puppy selling business lickitie split. I promised to keep my prices low at only $340 for the pair.

that is a great deal ok. make sure to get your money up front ok. I think having puppies is a great idea ok. I think Morgan needs to see puppies being born ok.

[ladyjane]

You all are a bunch of fruitcakes! I am only posting, so that I can continue to follow this for a few chuckles.

[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by MaddiesMommie

that is a great deal ok. make sure to get your money up front ok. I think having puppies is a great idea ok. I think Morgan needs to see puppies being born ok.

You need to stop that! All those "ok's" are driving me nuts!

Can I be placed on the waiting list for those tiny teddy bear faced akc registered champion blooded morkies? I'm looking for something small that can be Kaji's pet. Anything bigger than 3 lbs and I'll have to return it.

[nana911]

Thank you for waking me up at the end of my 12hr shift....good chuckles..!!

Good night Chesty, wherever you are!!!

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985

You need to stop that! All those "ok's" are driving me nuts!

Can I be placed on the waiting list for those tiny teddy bear faced akc registered champion blooded morkies? I'm looking for something small that can be Kaji's pet. Anything bigger than 3 lbs and I'll have to return it.

We will not be allowing any returns. Remember, these are TINY's, I prefer to call them Shot Glass Yorkies, and there will be no returning them. Also, upon reflection, no guarantees either. But I will be here a lifetime for you to guide and advise.

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by nana911

Thank you for waking me up at the end of my 12hr shift....good chuckles..!!

Good night Chesty, wherever you are!!!

Chesty is guarding the gates of Heaven! He talks to Chaplain Charlie Daily.

[DvlshAngel985]

Originally Posted by shodanusmc

We will not be allowing any returns. Remember, these are TINY's, I prefer to call them Shot Glass Yorkies, and there will be no returning them. Also, upon reflection, no guarantees either. But I will be here a lifetime for you to guide and advise.

hmmm.... well it's still a bargain. Do you think I can train Kaji to walk his "shot glass yorkie"?

Oh and Maddiesmom, I hope you didn't take my earlier post the wrong way. All those "ok's" make me laugh. Every time I read those kinds of posts I think of the teacher from southpark. I don't know his name but he always says, "mmm ok."

[Rhetts_mama]

I'll only buy one if they are soooooper cheap (nothing over $150) and guaranteed to become Champions. I'll want full breeding rights, of course.

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by DvlshAngel985

hmmm.... well it's still a bargain. Do you think I can train Kaji to walk his "shot glass yorkie"?

Oh and Maddiesmom, I hope you didn't take my earlier post the wrong way. All those "ok's" make me laugh. Every time I read those kinds of posts I think of the teacher from southpark. I don't know his name but he always says, "mmm ok."

I guarantee that! They will also come housebroken and a years worth of premium chow. Leash included!
For an extra fee, I will keep the pup until it is 8 weeks olld and train it on a skateboard or snowboard!

[shodanusmc]

Originally Posted by Rhetts_mama

I'll only buy one if they are soooooper cheap (nothing over $150) and guaranteed to become Champions. I'll want full breeding rights, of course.

You want me to give it away? Does my time and troble mean nothing? Only serious buyers! I will require a non refundable deposit. Still thinking of a fair amount.

[RemydeHaviland]

Would like to offer my pit bull terrier for stud with your tiny shot glass yorkies. Imagine the potential...a whole new bread of pitshires