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concretegurl · 03-12-2011, 08:10 AM

We prefer to think of the Alaskan Guard as an evil dictator!

Delving out the Teapot Committee's decisions with a mischievous pleasure in the banging of her gavel! MWAHAHAHHA!

No seriously though...that's a great idea! Cheerleaders are the most creative, free thinkers.

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Originally Posted by ASTPhi877

I just wed this entiwer thwed, and you guys awr soooo funny! I know imb not qwite big enuf to be in yoor cwub, cuz my mommy keeps pwaying I make it to "fower pownds won day" (watebber dat means)... but I did hab a suug... A soog... A sug-guest-sh... An idea! Y'awl shub make Miss Awaskayowrki yoor offishall PWESIDENT! I fink she mite hab a shot if yoo awl put yoor big bootiful yowrki booties togeder!!!

P.S. To de wondewful Miss Awaskayowrki: If sumwon tels yoo dis is a bwatant attempt to fwatter my way into dis eggs-salted cwub, pweese don't beweeve themb! I, Lucy Bell Kemp, aka Lucy Boosey, fowrmarly of LooeaseEana, now ob Pinsylbannia (3 pownds 13 ownces, d.o.b. May 9, 2010. Female.) wood neber stoop so low! Tehehehe!

jojomima · 03-12-2011, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

Upon further reflection, the committee formally accepts Shadow's application. What were we thinking? Welcome, Shadow, to the Teapot Club. However, if you lose that half pound, you will fall to honorary cheerleader status.

We are soooo excited!

As soon as my bowling fundraiser is over next weekend (my daughter and I participate in the Susan G. Komen 3 Day for the Cure in Phila), I will get working on some kind of....bandanna?...charm?....something!

ASTPhi877 · 03-12-2011, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by concretegurl

We prefer to think of the Alaskan Guard as an evil dictator!

Delving out the Teapot Committee's decisions with a mischievous pleasure in the banging of her gavel! MWAHAHAHHA!

No seriously though...that's a great idea! Cheerleaders are the most creative, free thinkers.

And yoo couwd be de VICE PWESIDENT! in chawage of evaluwaiting memburrship!

*batts eyes adowably*

concretegurl · 03-12-2011, 08:26 AM

Welcome to the Teapot Club!

Wait a minute did the Alaskan Guard tell you about the secondary verification? We need a mug shot style pic posted with Shadow next to a ruler and on a scale...or a pic of your planned creation when you make it...either or...it's a very strict club with stuffy rules since we are so official by nature anyways

Oh and watch out for

she'll make you laugh...it's evilllllll...

Best of luck -Sincerely,

(We need a teapot smiley...somebody get the Cheerleader on a secondary campaign...)

Jinger · 03-12-2011, 09:46 AM

"Teapot Smiley, we need wun!
We all fink it shood be dun!
Make it pwease, we hope wif ease,
The teapot smiley will be FUN!

GooooooOOOOOOOO TEAPOTS!

concretegurl · 03-12-2011, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jinger

"Teapot Smiley, we need wun!
We all fink it shood be dun!
Make it pwease, we hope wif ease,
The teapot smiley will be FUN!

GooooooOOOOOOOO TEAPOTS!

That was great!
(hmmmmm V.P. Elvis prefers I maintain a position of DA/instigator LOL!)

Jinger · 03-12-2011, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jojomima

We are soooo excited!

As soon as my bowling fundraiser is over next weekend (my daughter and I participate in the Susan G. Komen 3 Day for the Cure in Phila), I will get working on some kind of....bandanna?...charm?....something!

Yayyyy!

Wucy, yer da best!!! I fink we maybe cud be good fwiends.

(But, keep yer paws off my mens...Elbis and Corky...

)

Oh, and may I pwease get a speshull Teapot Cheerweader version of yer cweation??

Fwum Me, Zoe

ASTPhi877 · 03-12-2011, 10:31 AM

c()~'

I fink this is de best I canb do fower now! But Imb wowrking on it and wil wet yoo know!

alaskayorkie · 03-12-2011, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASTPhi877

I just wed this entiwer thwed, and you guys awr soooo funny! I know imb not qwite big enuf to be in yoor cwub, cuz my mommy keeps pwaying I make it to "fower pownds won day" (watebber dat means)... but I did hab a suug... A soog... A sug-guest-sh... An idea! Y'awl shub make Miss Awaskayowrki yoor offishall PWESIDENT! I fink she mite hab a shot if yoo awl put yoor big bootiful yowrki booties togeder!!!

P.S. To de wondewful Miss Awaskayowrki: If sumwon tels yoo dis is a bwatant attempt to fwatter my way into dis eggs-salted cwub, pweese don't beweeve themb! I, Lucy Bell Kemp, aka Lucy Boosey, fowrmarly of LooeaseEana, now ob Pinsylbannia (3 pownds 13 ownces, d.o.b. May 9, 2010. Female.) wood neber stoop so low! Tehehehe!

Dear Lucy Boosey,

While you sound like you have a heart big enough to be a Teapot, you made several critical mistakes in your application:
(Not necessarily in order of importance)
1. You did not post a picture of your cuteness with your application;
2. You did not apply for an honorary membership, which is the only membership available for normal, average size Yorkies.
3) (Hint: This is really #1) You called me Miss AlaskaYorkie when, in fact, I am Mr. AlaskaYorkie!!!!!!!!

You may reapply when you've had your first Yorkie sex education class.

alaskayorkie · 03-13-2011, 01:09 PM

This is a warning from the Emergency Teapot System. This is NOT a test:

I caught 4-pound Jillie today trying to submit this first picture to the Teapot Club for consideration for membership! Notice the fat cheeks and double chin.

And compare it to the second picture, one I took of her for the recent Valentine's Day Ball!

I turned it over to our Research and Investigative Unit and discovered she had altered the photo with an iPhone ap called Fat Booth in an attempt to gain admittance to her big brother's club!!!

Please keep your average size Yorkies on a tight leash until we finish interrogation of her to find out if she has any conspirators.

bellababy08 · 03-13-2011, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

This is a warning from the Emergency Teapot System. This is NOT a test:

I caught 4-pound Jillie today trying to submit this first picture to the Teapot Club for consideration for membership! Notice the fat cheeks and double chin.

And compare it to the second picture, one I took of her for the recent Valentine's Day Ball!

I turned it over to our Research and Investigative Unit and discovered she had altered the photo with an iPhone ap called Fat Booth in an attempt to gain admittance to her big brother's club!!!

Please keep your average size Yorkies on a tight leash until we finish interrogation of her to find out if she has any conspirators.

I bet she is working with my little brother Harley

...I told ya he attacks from the back and hits ya in your blindside..."always trying to steal our thunder"

bellababy08 · 03-13-2011, 01:52 PM

oopsy...I forgot to add his pic...don't let that cute face fool ya...evil pure evil...and those ears, I can't do anything without him hearing me

alaskayorkie · 03-13-2011, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by bellababy08

oopsy...I forgot to add his pic...don't let that cute face fool ya...evil pure evil...and those ears, I can't do anything without him hearing me

Aww, Harley is adorable. I don't BELIEVE he has a hint of evil in him.

PLEASE don't break the news to him that he may not be cut out for the Teapot Club. It would break his fragile little heart!

bellababy08 · 03-13-2011, 03:05 PM

I see Bella has been at the key board again.

but don't let HER fool you, she really does love her new baby brother and would never break his little heart. Bella is all bark with no bit.

bellababy08 · 03-13-2011, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alaskayorkie

This is a warning from the Emergency Teapot System. This is NOT a test:

I caught 4-pound Jillie today trying to submit this first picture to the Teapot Club for consideration for membership! Notice the fat cheeks and double chin.

And compare it to the second picture, one I took of her for the recent Valentine's Day Ball!

I turned it over to our Research and Investigative Unit and discovered she had altered the photo with an iPhone ap called Fat Booth in an attempt to gain admittance to her big brother's club!!!

Please keep your average size Yorkies on a tight leash until we finish interrogation of her to find out if she has any conspirators.

Jillie is just stunning!!

03-12-2011, 08:26 AM	#304
concretegurl Between♥Suspensions Donating Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Vaissades Posts: 7,979	Welcome to the Teapot Club! Wait a minute did the Alaskan Guard tell you about the secondary verification? We need a mug shot style pic posted with Shadow next to a ruler and on a scale...or a pic of your planned creation when you make it...either or...it's a very strict club with stuffy rules since we are so official by nature anyways Oh and watch out for she'll make you laugh...it's evilllllll... Best of luck -Sincerely, (We need a teapot smiley...somebody get the Cheerleader on a secondary campaign...) __________________ Shan & 8 kids now!

03-12-2011, 09:46 AM	#305
Jinger Donating YT 500 Club Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas Posts: 2,213	"Teapot Smiley, we need wun! We all fink it shood be dun! Make it pwease, we hope wif ease, The teapot smiley will be FUN! GooooooOOOOOOOO TEAPOTS! __________________ Jen and Zoe

03-13-2011, 01:09 PM	#310
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	This is a warning from the Emergency Teapot System. This is NOT a test: I caught 4-pound Jillie today trying to submit this first picture to the Teapot Club for consideration for membership! Notice the fat cheeks and double chin. And compare it to the second picture, one I took of her for the recent Valentine's Day Ball! I turned it over to our Research and Investigative Unit and discovered she had altered the photo with an iPhone ap called Fat Booth in an attempt to gain admittance to her big brother's club!!! Please keep your average size Yorkies on a tight leash until we finish interrogation of her to find out if she has any conspirators. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube Last edited by alaskayorkie; 03-13-2011 at 01:11 PM.

03-13-2011, 01:52 PM	#312
bellababy08 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 1,043	oopsy...I forgot to add his pic...don't let that cute face fool ya...evil pure evil...and those ears, I can't do anything without him hearing me Attached Thumbnails __________________ Jennifer R.I.P Bailey Bella Harley Ivy Baby Milo

03-13-2011, 03:05 PM	#314
bellababy08 YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Port St. Lucie, Florida Posts: 1,043	I see Bella has been at the key board again. but don't let HER fool you, she really does love her new baby brother and would never break his little heart. Bella is all bark with no bit. Attached Thumbnails __________________ Jennifer R.I.P Bailey Bella Harley Ivy Baby Milo

03-12-2011, 10:31 AM	#308
ASTPhi877 Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Louisiana, USA Posts: 192	c()~' I fink this is de best I canb do fower now! But Imb wowrking on it and wil wet yoo know!