We prefer to think of the Alaskan Guard as an evil dictator!
Delving out the Teapot Committee's decisions with a mischievous pleasure in the banging of her gavel! MWAHAHAHHA!
No seriously though...that's a great idea! Cheerleaders are the most creative, free thinkers. 
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Originally Posted by ASTPhi877  I just wed this entiwer thwed, and you guys awr soooo funny! I know imb not qwite big enuf to be in yoor cwub, cuz my mommy keeps pwaying I make it to "fower pownds won day" (watebber dat means)... but I did hab a suug... A soog... A sug-guest-sh... An idea! Y'awl shub make Miss Awaskayowrki yoor offishall PWESIDENT! I fink she mite hab a shot if yoo awl put yoor big bootiful yowrki booties togeder!!!
P.S. To de wondewful Miss Awaskayowrki: If sumwon tels yoo dis is a bwatant attempt to fwatter my way into dis eggs-salted cwub, pweese don't beweeve themb! I, Lucy Bell Kemp, aka Lucy Boosey, fowrmarly of LooeaseEana, now ob Pinsylbannia (3 pownds 13 ownces, d.o.b. May 9, 2010. Female.) wood neber stoop so low! Tehehehe!    |