[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by ASTPhi877

I just wed this entiwer thwed, and you guys awr soooo funny! I know imb not qwite big enuf to be in yoor cwub, cuz my mommy keeps pwaying I make it to "fower pownds won day" (watebber dat means)... but I did hab a suug... A soog... A sug-guest-sh... An idea! Y'awl shub make Miss Awaskayowrki yoor offishall PWESIDENT! I fink she mite hab a shot if yoo awl put yoor big bootiful yowrki booties togeder!!!

P.S. To de wondewful Miss Awaskayowrki: If sumwon tels yoo dis is a bwatant attempt to fwatter my way into dis eggs-salted cwub, pweese don't beweeve themb! I, Lucy Bell Kemp, aka Lucy Boosey, fowrmarly of LooeaseEana, now ob Pinsylbannia (3 pownds 13 ownces, d.o.b. May 9, 2010. Female.) wood neber stoop so low! Tehehehe!

Dear Lucy Boosey,

While you sound like you have a heart big enough to be a Teapot, you made several critical mistakes in your application:
(Not necessarily in order of importance)
1. You did not post a picture of your cuteness with your application;
2. You did not apply for an honorary membership, which is the only membership available for normal, average size Yorkies.
3) (Hint: This is really #1) You called me Miss AlaskaYorkie when, in fact, I am Mr. AlaskaYorkie!!!!!!!!

You may reapply when you've had your first Yorkie sex education class.