[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by dollydoodle

WOOF! My name is Teena & OMDog you should see my big sister Dolly prancing around the house like she's hot dog stuff! She's an official Cheerleader for Teapots now & I'm wondering if you would let me be one, too. I also have a boyfriend but I've never asked him how much he weighs because I like all sizes but I don't think he's in your club, his name is Cedric Phineas. I do not want to tell you my weight but it is exactly the same as Dolly's & added together we could not be a member of your club if you know what I mean! Please respond promptly because I'm very excited about this & I want to write to Cedric & tell him the big news.
Thank you, WOOF!

The Benevolent and Wise Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society asked to be awakened if your application came in. The cheerleading squad can always use new additions because there's a whole lotta Yorkies to cheer for. So welcome to the club. Now tell your sister you get to prance around too because you're hot stuff!