Embarrassing Moments!!!

[meglaulanmar]

Ok.. in school... many years ago, I had just changed schools for the first and only time in my life. I was in English class and everyone was "smiling" at me. I didn't know what was going on but felt weird. I was in 9th grade mind you... I get ready to pack up and go to the next "period" class and when I look down two tampons had fallen out of my messy purse. I could have died. I cried. I was soooo embarrassed. Looking back... I wish I could tell my daughters how much that crap doesn't matter and learn to laugh at yourself.

Later down the road....
I was having my first baby....
My doc was not on and this doc was so FINE! I look down and see this doc for the first time... as i was sort of in and out of conciousness... and he has his arm in up to his elbow cking the baby and I turn my head and my brother's best friend was at the door w/ his mouth hanging down to the floor and abject fear in his face! I could have died!
again... after the birth of four... I would laugh at that now!lol

[barbiesMoMmY]

oh boy mine most embarassing story would HAVE to be freshman year high school ... i just passed my license and my mom and dad bought me my first car.. so i was driving around and called my now fiance (who at the time was my biggest crush for 3 years!! but we were not together yet!!) to tell him i passed! he was so excited and told me he'd call me when he got done work and i could pick HIM up for a change.. so OF COURSE i was the happiest girl alive! new car, freedom of having a license and hanging out with my crush! well apparently i sat on my phone and it called him back and he didnt answer cuz he was off lunch break.. so i was SINGING out loud to n sync!! NOOO LIE PEOPLE! and left this on his voicemail!!!!!!!! THAT ISN'T EVEN THE WORST PART! he got home and got ready called me, i went and picked him up and he says "oh yeah i never listened to your voice mail" and i'm thinking uhh what voicemail?! and he played it on speaker phone RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!! i wanted to crawl under a rock i didn't talk to him for weeks!! he still brings it up sometimes!!

[RoxyJosMom]

When my dtr was about 3, knickers were in style and she really wanted a pair for xmas. Only problem was, she mispronounced them. Picture this: Santa asks the cute little blond girl with one long straight pigtail and one long curled pigtail (she sucked her thumb and twirled one 'tail) what special thing she wants for xmas. She pulls her thumb out of her mouth and with her little lisp says "Please Santa, can you bring me a pair of knockers? " Santa's face was the color of his suit and he was speechless as he looked at me for guidance. Of course, everyone standing around listening was cracking up. I tried to explain and we scooted out of there as fast as we could.

[YorkieRose]

My list goes on for pages, but the worst involving a Yorkie happened when I did boarding.
I was taking care of a tiny girl, who was the apple of her moms eye..aren't they all? Earlyone morning I opened the front door to get the newspaper off the step,my little boarder bolted out the door and headed for road....there was no time to get dressed, so I ran out in my sheer nightgown...I ran across a wet lawn with the springers going, as I grabbed the Yorkie, I slipped and fell flat on my face, nightgown came up over my butt and I laid in the wet grass listening to all the car horns honking with people on their way to work....I had to walk almost a full block home in a soaked gown that left nothing to the imagination....but I didn't lose the Yorkie, just my dignity.

This story was told all over town for years...people at my church heard it and my vet....good grief!!!!

[Brookef18]

Originally Posted by YorkieRose

My list goes on for pages, but the worst involving a Yorkie happened when I did boarding.
I was taking care of a tiny girl, who was the apple of her moms eye..aren't they all? Earlyone morning I opened the front door to get the newspaper off the step,my little boarder bolted out the door and headed for road....there was no time to get dressed, so I ran out in my sheer nightgown...I ran across a wet lawn with the springers going, as I grabbed the Yorkie, I slipped and fell flat on my face, nightgown came up over my butt and I laid in the wet grass listening to all the car horns honking with people on their way to work....I had to walk almost a full block home in a soaked gown that left nothing to the imagination....but I didn't lose the Yorkie, just my dignity.

This story was told all over town for years...people at my church heard it and my vet....good grief!!!!

Oh my gosh... I can imagine this happening... but your a good Mommy for saving your baby!

[LittleMansMomma]

I love this thread! I haven't laughed like this since last night.

I have a few stories myself.

Right after we first got married, hubby and I would go grocery shopping together every Saturday night. After, we finish our shopping and we'd get to the checkout. He would let a sbd (silent but deadly) fart, and he would walk away and leave me there by myself. Knowing I couldn't walk away because the cashier was ringing up our groceries. She would just look at me and I so wanted to DIE right there on the spot. He would do that everytime we went to the grocery store and it was always the same cashier too. She finally told me she knew it wasn't me, and I should just leave him at home from now on and we wouldn't have those embarrassing moments. I took her advice and started leaving him at home!

This happened just last night. If hubby knew I was telling he would get me! lol This is funny! Little Man and hubby (was laying on the floor) was playing tug-a-war with Little Man's loofa dog. Little Man decided he needed to go pee! Little Man pee'd right in front of hubby's face, while they were playing tug-a-war. lol It was soooo funny. Hubby got mad cause I just bursted out laughing. Hubby said what if he had pee'd on my face. I just started rolling then. Then I said, "well we'll just have to call you pee pee face" in between laughs.

[meglaulanmar]

ewwww...pee on the face... my baby did that the very first diaper I changed... in my mouth... my mom just died laughing and said she could have warned me but every mother of every boy had to go through it....