When my dtr was about 3, knickers were in style and she really wanted a pair for xmas. Only problem was, she mispronounced them. Picture this: Santa asks the cute little blond girl with one long straight pigtail and one long curled pigtail (she sucked her thumb and twirled one 'tail) what special thing she wants for xmas. She pulls her thumb out of her mouth and with her little lisp says "Please Santa, can you bring me a pair of knockers?
" Santa's face was the color of his suit and he was speechless as he looked at me for guidance. Of course, everyone standing around listening was cracking up. I tried to explain and we scooted out of there as fast as we could.