Embarrassing Moments!!!

[sweetr72]

Originally Posted by Lou

As a young mother (about a century ago) I believed that my three year old son needed to know the correct names for body parts. Calling a penis a pee pee was just silly to me. I was wrong!
One sunny day a friend and I were having a yard sale when my adorable little guy walked up to a little girl about his age and said "I have a penis....you have a bagina." The little girl was with an older woman, probably her grandmother and you should have seen the look I got!!! Needless to say she didn't buy anything!

Soooooooooooo funny...bagina!! lmao

Dawn

[sweetr72]

Originally Posted by Dena

Daughter's boyfriend???? you went out with your daughter's boyfriend?

LOL..I was wondering the same thing lol

Dawn

[BLowry]

Originally Posted by sweetr72

LOL..I was wondering the same thing lol

Dawn

Me too! I had to read it a couple of times to see if maybe I was reading it wrong!

[Lexi's_Mommy]

I think she ment her and her daughters dad. (I hope anyway)

[BrendaS54]

I just have to tell you about this one. This happened to a Girlfriend of mine long ago.
My girlfriend Cindy had an appt. with her doctor for her yearly physcial. She took her shower and shave her legs, underarms etc. an powered herself all over. she took the powder from on the back of the toilet that her daughter had left there.
She was in a hurry and dressed an took off to the doctor. She got there an the nurse told her to undress and put on the gown an the doctor would be right in.
She waited a few minutes and the doctor came in an took the vitals etc, like they normally do an told her to lie back an put her feet in the stirrups for her pelvic. She did like many times before. The doctor started to laughing an My girlfreind Cindy asked what was wrong. She said that she didn't want to embarrass her but did she intended to put powder on down there on her pelvic area. My girlfriend thought it was funny that she asked and told her doctor Yes" I always have, whats wrong with it? The doctor said well it was really a nice color an shined really nice. This sounded odd again.. so she got up and looked "Down there" an was mortified for what she saw! She didn't use a normal powder like you would use.. she had used her daughter's glitter powder that she used for a Show she was in at school. The glitter was blue and sparkled like crazy that she put in her hair an on her skin. She said she just about ran out but couldn't help from laughing herself when she explained to the doctor what she did. The doctor still teases her when she goes for a physical an ask what color of glitter she has on this time!

[Breeze]

My gosh I love this thread, been laughing so hard my tummy aches.

[mrs. chris]

When i was getting ready for my senior prom years ago, i had a run in my panty-hose. so i called my date and asked him to pick me up a pair of thigh-hi hose for me on his way to pick me up for the prom. i was all dolled up you know, hair and nails and makeup done, just needed my hose so i could put on my dress which was backless so i didn't have a bra just my thong and high heels well i got something in my eye and walked into the living room to get some kleenex.so there i was practically nekkid with my eyes closed and full of kleenex when i heard something and looked up and there was my prom date dressed to nine in his tux standing there with his jaw hanging to the floor holding my pantyhose in his hands!!! i was SO embarrassed!!! i probably looked like one of those strippers all did up with nothing but heels on!!! i'm sure he got more than an eyeful!!!

[Cheska's Bella]

Originally Posted by Dena

Daughter's boyfriend???? you went out with your daughter's boyfriend?

Oooooops! Yeah, there goes another embarrassing moment. My daughter's FATHER. LOL!

[BLowry]

Originally Posted by Cheska's Bella

Oooooops! Yeah, there goes another embarrassing moment. My daughter's FATHER. LOL!

PHEEEEWWW! I thought we were going to have to pass this one on to Jerry Springer! LOL

[Brookef18]

A long time ago when our kids were younger, we had some friends stop by... The parents and me and hubby were in the kitchen having coffee and the kids were running around playing.

My husband said he was going to check on the kids... I though that was weird cause I had just checked them.

So next... the phone rings in the kitchen ( we had an office line and a home line) So I answer it (not a cordless phone) right in front of my guest. My husband is on the other line in the office (Same house remember) He says " hon don't let them know it's me" So I am trying to act like it's just a friend... He says to me (As I'm looking at our friends) "Hon you have this bugger in you nose and you need to get it out!"

I almost feel on the floor!!!! I say thanks for calling, hang up, and excuse myself to the nearest bathroom!!!! It was no where near as bad as he said but I was so embarrested thinking I had this thing in my nose!!!!

[Nikki+2]

Okay, here's mine. It's not as funny as a lot of these but it was EMBARRASSING!!! First, let me say that I am a huge klutz. My nickname growing up was Grace and my mom still calls me that sometimes. I am very used to tripping, spilling things, etc. and am used to laughing at myself- it's pretty hard for me to feel embarrassed but I managed to do it two years ago at a Christmas party .

The party was hosted by someone my husband works with (the person is in a higher position) and he felt obligated to go. It was a really large party and we didn't know many people there. I was drinking a glass of red wine (I know better- that's the kiss of death for me) and yes of course I knocked it over. Yep, that's not really fun but here's where it gets good. A girl who was standing near me starts screaming- it got in my eye! It got in my eye! So of course everyone stopped and was starring. I was trying hard to apologize and my husband ran off to get paper towels and she just keeps screaming- it stings! It stings! I was literally dying (okay not literally) and I had no idea what to do but just keep apologizing and offering to help her rinse it out. There was no way for ANYONE inside to miss this little show. After it died out, she went outside to tell anyone who would listen and had missed it what I had done and by now she's noticed there are a few spots on her jeans which she makes sure everyone sees. Keep in mind, I do not even KNOW this girl. She eventually tried to rinse the spots on her jeans and came over to let me know that her eye was still stinging and now her jeans were never going to dry. I offered to ask the host for a blow dryer, apologized some more blah, blah. She pretty much made sure it was the act for the evening. I was really dying of embarrassment and so after a respectable amount of time, we decided we could leave. We get up to leave and I go to open the front door and guess what? It wasn't the front door, it was the study! Wouldn't be a big deal but in light of the whole evening it was really the icing on the cake.

It took me about a year before I could laugh at that one.

[AllieJo's Mama]

Originally Posted by ChestersMom

I probably shouldn't tell this story, but my friends and I still laugh so hard about it that tears roll down our cheeks. I went for a boat ride up the bayou one evening with two guy friends of mine. I had been drinking beer all day and we took plenty with us. Needless to say, I had to relieve myself several times during the trip. The guys would turn their heads, I would hang myself over the side of the boat and all was well.

We had passed a few people here and there, but no real traffic. We saw a couple of kids in a canoe, another boat or two. When it came time for me to go again, we did the same as always. I looked upstream and saw nobody. So, I pulled down my pants, hung my fat butt over the boat, turned around, and there were the two boys in the canoe. All I could say was "And that boys, is what an old lady's ass looks like." We all almost fell out of the boat.
Those two boys were probably ruined for life!

LMAO! Too funny!

[AllieJo's Mama]

Originally Posted by connie k

Okay this one is on my husband.
I am known for always carrying around a cup of tea or coke. That being said. My husband and I went to pick up our car from the Mechanic. We were standing there at the counter talking about what had been done to the car. I look over and see my husband leaning on the counter slurping a way on this huge cup of tea. He is chewing the straw and enjoying himself. Until I informed him "THAT's NOT MY TEA!!!!!" The mechanic just smiles with his four rotten teeth and says "yea, it was mine but you can have it now." HAR HAR :mechanic

OMG! What a nightmare but too funny! your poor dh. I'm loving this thread.

[AllieJo's Mama]

Originally Posted by BrendaS54

LOL! LOVE IT!
Well I have a few to tell, but will only tell one.
One Sunday after church my husband decided we would go out for lunch with the grandchildren. We left from the church to the restaurant in town. It has a big buffet so the grandchildren just loves it there. We get there an of course I had to go to the restroom so everyone went ahead to get the table and I would meet and find them when I was done.
I did my duty and washed my hands and went out of the restroom to the dining area. I stopped to see if I could find my party an seen they were already in the line at the buffet. I went on up and stood behind my husband and waited. The next thing I know there is a peck on my shoulder an I turned around and a Lady motioned that she wanted to tell me something. I turned around an she whispered in my ear that my Skirt was tucked inside my panty hose and my Butt was just a shining! Now since these are PANTY hose I don't where Panties with them. My butt was shining away. I turned quickly and told my husband and asked " what do I do" He of course the man he is .. said " Just pull it out and get a plate"! .. I was absolutely crying! So I backed up against the buffet and pulled it out. Everyone in the resturant was laughing and pointing at me when I filled my plate up and went back to the table they all were sitting. I made sure I had enough and got my dessert so I didn't have to go back up there.. I was so embarrased.
Another time I had toilet paper sticking out my trousers all the way down the hallway to the elevator. It had to be at least 25 foot long! it even went down the stairs and around the corner and didn't break! I was told about it when I was standing at the elevator waiting for it to open. Everyone had a good laugh that day too!
My husband tell everyone not to go out with me cause I never know what I am going to do to embarrass him!

Sorry so long! I have others to tell too!

Brenda & Bobo & Libby & Max says HI!

OMG! these get better and better.

[AllieJo's Mama]

OK this just happened a couple of days ago. My dh and I were at jackson Hewitt and the tax lady was standing outside taking a smoke break. So we were standing there talking to her about some furniture that was outside and I was walking backwards to read the sign and fell backwards over a parking stone. It was a slow motion fall annd my dh could've stoped my fall but he just stood there and smiled my whole way down. I was so emberassed. The lady helped me up because my dh couldn't stop laughing nor could I.