I love this thread! I haven't laughed like this since last night.
I have a few stories myself.
Right after we first got married, hubby and I would go grocery shopping together every Saturday night. After, we finish our shopping and we'd get to the checkout. He would let a sbd (silent but deadly) fart, and he would walk away and leave me there by myself. Knowing I couldn't walk away because the cashier was ringing up our groceries. She would just look at me and I so wanted to DIE right there on the spot. He would do that everytime we went to the grocery store and it was always the same cashier too. She finally told me she knew it wasn't me, and I should just leave him at home from now on and we wouldn't have those embarrassing moments. I took her advice and started leaving him at home!
This happened just last night. If hubby knew I was telling he would get me! lol This is funny! Little Man and hubby (was laying on the floor) was playing tug-a-war with Little Man's loofa dog. Little Man decided he needed to go pee! Little Man pee'd right in front of hubby's face, while they were playing tug-a-war. lol It was soooo funny. Hubby got mad cause I just bursted out laughing. Hubby said what if he had pee'd on my face. I just started rolling then. Then I said, "well we'll just have to call you pee pee face" in between laughs. |