15.5 Month Old Stewie For Sale - YorkieTalk.com Forums

StewiesMom · 02-02-2006, 08:51 PM

Your name: Kristy

Your city, state: Chicago, IL

Your phone number: 888.GET.STEW

Your email address: kristynice at gmail dot com

Yorkie(s) For Sale: Stewart Finnegan

Age of Yorkie(s): 15.5 months

Weight of Yorkie(s) parents: 7lbs and 4lbs

Current weight of Yorkie(s) for sale: 9lbs

Registration if any (AKC, etc): AKC

Price: $10,000,000,000

Do you ship your Yorkies: Yes. Shipping is included in the price.

He's not housebroken and probably never will be

So don't ask if he's housebroken. He's also the BEST kisser in the whole world and has the longest legs of any Yorkie ever born and floppy ears to match. He loves cuddling and sitting on your lap or head. He gets gas sometimes, but it's kind of funny because he barks at his butt after he does it. He's also incredibly lazy and prefers to lay around on the couch or on the back of the couch to bark at people. He needs to be around people at all times and cries for his momma when he's not with her. He sleeps under the blankets and needs to have at least 2/3 of the bed - no matter what size it is - king, queen or twin. His favorite treats are bacon, ham, cottage cheese, plain yogurt, pizza, yummy chummies, yogurt drops, milkbones, pupperonis, greenies, dingo bones and basically anything else that fits in his mouth. He runs into the other room with his tail between his legs if you sing or dance (could just be my voice or moves). He's very high maitenence, needy, and is prone to urinary tract infections - his penis needs special care. He is neutered and up to date on all shots but rabies (he's allergic).

First person to paypal me 10 billion dollars gets him!

veguroev · 02-02-2006, 08:54 PM

I want him!!!Do you take payments?

alaskayorkie · 02-02-2006, 08:55 PM

Will you take a check?

txshopper73 · 02-02-2006, 08:56 PM

Do you take PayPal payments?

She-ra's Mama · 02-02-2006, 09:02 PM

I will trade you my hubby!

sylvan · 02-02-2006, 09:10 PM

Thank you Kristy!

cheryl000 · 02-02-2006, 09:27 PM

Thanks for the laugh! that is TOO cute! I would trade you but my Brandy is PRICELESS!

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Originally Posted by StewiesMom

Your name: Kristy

Your city, state: Chicago, IL

Your phone number: 888.GET.STEW

Your email address: kristynice at gmail dot com

Yorkie(s) For Sale: Stewart Finnegan

Age of Yorkie(s): 15.5 months

Weight of Yorkie(s) parents: 7lbs and 4lbs

Current weight of Yorkie(s) for sale: 9lbs

Registration if any (AKC, etc): AKC

Price: $10,000,000,000

Do you ship your Yorkies: Yes. Shipping is included in the price.

He's not housebroken and probably never will be

So don't ask if he's housebroken. He's also the BEST kisser in the whole world and has the longest legs of any Yorkie ever born and floppy ears to match. He loves cuddling and sitting on your lap or head. He gets gas sometimes, but it's kind of funny because he barks at his butt after he does it. He's also incredibly lazy and prefers to lay around on the couch or on the back of the couch to bark at people. He needs to be around people at all times and cries for his momma when he's not with her. He sleeps under the blankets and needs to have at least 2/3 of the bed - no matter what size it is - king, queen or twin. His favorite treats are bacon, ham, cottage cheese, plain yogurt, pizza, yummy chummies, yogurt drops, milkbones, pupperonis, greenies, dingo bones and basically anything else that fits in his mouth. He runs into the other room with his tail between his legs if you sing or dance (could just be my voice or moves). He's very high maitenence, needy, and is prone to urinary tract infections - his penis needs special care. He is neutered and up to date on all shots but rabies (he's allergic).

First person to paypal me 10 billion dollars gets him!

vcabbyw · 02-02-2006, 09:48 PM

Do you take Western Union?

hehe

Connie · 02-02-2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by vcabbyw

Do you take Western Union?

hehe

Hahaha...good one! Western Union! LOL

Maddie wants Stewie, so what kinda payment plan could we set up?

rnnw62 · 02-02-2006, 10:41 PM

Thanks, for my first laugh of the day
at 11:30 p.m.! Does Stew know he is
for sale?

SoCalyorkiLvr · 02-02-2006, 10:54 PM

What?? Only $10,000,000,000????

fasteddie · 02-02-2006, 11:46 PM

Does Stewie KNOW you put him up for sale? I mean, shoot, if Yoda knew I did something like that, he'd get revenge on me. So... if you notice a wet bed or pile of laundry...

bettyeanne · 02-03-2006, 03:11 AM

Poor Stewie!!

Tell him we will come get him if his Mom will take payment via "Nigerian Western Union"!!

alisonJ · 02-03-2006, 03:56 AM

That's very sweet. Everytime someone comments on my Edie, my husband says " 5 bucks and she's yours!" I woud never sell her, of course, and neither would he.

Jaspermom · 02-03-2006, 04:04 AM

I actually sent you two billion, and if you could please send the remainder to my accountant in Nigeria, I would really appreciate it!!

02-02-2006, 08:51 PM	#1
StewiesMom Stewie Rox the Sox Donating Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 6,306	15.5 Month Old Stewie For Sale Your name: Kristy Your city, state: Chicago, IL Your phone number: 888.GET.STEW Your email address: kristynice at gmail dot com Yorkie(s) For Sale: Stewart Finnegan Age of Yorkie(s): 15.5 months Weight of Yorkie(s) parents: 7lbs and 4lbs Current weight of Yorkie(s) for sale: 9lbs Registration if any (AKC, etc): AKC Price: $10,000,000,000 Do you ship your Yorkies: Yes. Shipping is included in the price. He's not housebroken and probably never will be So don't ask if he's housebroken. He's also the BEST kisser in the whole world and has the longest legs of any Yorkie ever born and floppy ears to match. He loves cuddling and sitting on your lap or head. He gets gas sometimes, but it's kind of funny because he barks at his butt after he does it. He's also incredibly lazy and prefers to lay around on the couch or on the back of the couch to bark at people. He needs to be around people at all times and cries for his momma when he's not with her. He sleeps under the blankets and needs to have at least 2/3 of the bed - no matter what size it is - king, queen or twin. His favorite treats are bacon, ham, cottage cheese, plain yogurt, pizza, yummy chummies, yogurt drops, milkbones, pupperonis, greenies, dingo bones and basically anything else that fits in his mouth. He runs into the other room with his tail between his legs if you sing or dance (could just be my voice or moves). He's very high maitenence, needy, and is prone to urinary tract infections - his penis needs special care. He is neutered and up to date on all shots but rabies (he's allergic). First person to paypal me 10 billion dollars gets him! Attached Thumbnails __________________ Kristy & Stewie

02-02-2006, 08:54 PM	#2
veguroev Donating YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Space City Posts: 2,079	I want him!!!Do you take payments? __________________ IF THERE ARE NO DOGS IN HEAVEN, THEN WHEN I DIE I WANT TO GO WHERE THEY GO. CHIKIS, OSCARITO,JEROME, KIKI, AND NEGRITA.

02-02-2006, 08:55 PM	#3
alaskayorkie Banning Thread Dictator Donating Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anchorage Posts: 30,843 Blog Entries: 57	Will you take a check? __________________ Mike ~ Doting Dad to Jillie, Harper, Molly, Cooper, Eddie (RIP), Lucy (RIP), Rusty (RIP) and Jack (RIP). Check us out on YouTube

02-02-2006, 08:56 PM	#4
txshopper73 Donating YT 14K Club Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 14,226 Blog Entries: 1	Do you take PayPal payments? __________________ As always...JMO (Just My Opinion) Kimberley

02-02-2006, 09:02 PM	#5
She-ra's Mama Got Yorkies? Donating Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: S.E. Mo Posts: 1,602	I will trade you my hubby! __________________ She-Ra Marie ~ 9-22-02 to 2-22-06 Dixie Belle ~ 10-12-2006 to 12-13-2008 You girls left us way to soon. I miss you both.

02-02-2006, 09:10 PM	#6
sylvan YT 2000 Club Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Eastern PA Posts: 2,484	Thank you Kristy! __________________ Stacy and the crew

02-02-2006, 09:48 PM	#8
vcabbyw YT Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Corvallis, OR Posts: 273	Do you take Western Union? hehe __________________ *ApriL and Turbie* I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner

02-02-2006, 10:41 PM	#10
rnnw62 Donating Senior Yorkie Talker Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gilbert, Arizona Posts: 1,610	Thanks, for my first laugh of the day at 11:30 p.m.! Does Stew know he is for sale? __________________ Shelly, Teddy, Toby,Hanne & Indigo

02-02-2006, 10:54 PM	#11
SoCalyorkiLvr BANNED! Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,246	What?? Only $10,000,000,000????

02-02-2006, 11:46 PM	#12
fasteddie *YT 6000 Club Member* Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 6,238	Does Stewie KNOW you put him up for sale? I mean, shoot, if Yoda knew I did something like that, he'd get revenge on me. So... if you notice a wet bed or pile of laundry... __________________ YODA & WINKY R ::: RIP Winky ::: RIP Yoda!

02-03-2006, 03:11 AM	#13
bettyeanne Donating YT 7000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Alabama, etc. Posts: 9,031	Poor Stewie!! Tell him we will come get him if his Mom will take payment via "Nigerian Western Union"!! __________________ Toto's Mom - http://www.dogster.com/?206581 Yorkie Rescue Colorado - http://www.yorkierescuecolorado.com/ "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." -- Albert Einstein

02-03-2006, 03:56 AM	#14
alisonJ YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 1,840	That's very sweet. Everytime someone comments on my Edie, my husband says " 5 bucks and she's yours!" I woud never sell her, of course, and neither would he.

02-03-2006, 04:04 AM	#15
Jaspermom Yorkies Rock My World! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: North Carolina Posts: 4,721	Just wired you the funds! I actually sent you two billion, and if you could please send the remainder to my accountant in Nigeria, I would really appreciate it!! __________________ Glad Mom to Jasper, Wosie & Dreama, RIP sweet babies.