15.5 Month Old Stewie For Sale - Page 5 - YorkieTalk.com Forums

Deja Blue · 02-03-2006, 01:43 PM

Yea, I knew the breed was getting expensive, Stewie must be a great guy! You should post this in the breeder Talk forum, they could use a laugh.

crystalsmom · 02-03-2006, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deja Blue

Yea, I knew the breed was getting expensive, Stewie must be a great guy! You should post this in the breeder Talk forum, they could use a laugh.

BOY, YOU SAID A MOUTHFULL GAL!!

Stormy · 02-03-2006, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by txshopper73

Sounds like a keeper to me!

OH my goodness.....my 3 year old Wolf has all of these exact same "WONDERFUL" (NOT) qualities.....but unfortunaltely I love him to death !!!!!!!

mhorst · 02-03-2006, 03:25 PM

One question.....Does he eat poo???

Stormy · 02-03-2006, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StewiesMom

Your name: Kristy

Your city, state: Chicago, IL

Your phone number: 888.GET.STEW

Your email address: kristynice at gmail dot com

Yorkie(s) For Sale: Stewart Finnegan

Age of Yorkie(s): 15.5 months

Weight of Yorkie(s) parents: 7lbs and 4lbs

Current weight of Yorkie(s) for sale: 9lbs

Registration if any (AKC, etc): AKC

Price: $10,000,000,000

Do you ship your Yorkies: Yes. Shipping is included in the price.

He's not housebroken and probably never will be

So don't ask if he's housebroken. He's also the BEST kisser in the whole world and has the longest legs of any Yorkie ever born and floppy ears to match. He loves cuddling and sitting on your lap or head. He gets gas sometimes, but it's kind of funny because he barks at his butt after he does it. He's also incredibly lazy and prefers to lay around on the couch or on the back of the couch to bark at people. He needs to be around people at all times and cries for his momma when he's not with her. He sleeps under the blankets and needs to have at least 2/3 of the bed - no matter what size it is - king, queen or twin. His favorite treats are bacon, ham, cottage cheese, plain yogurt, pizza, yummy chummies, yogurt drops, milkbones, pupperonis, greenies, dingo bones and basically anything else that fits in his mouth. He runs into the other room with his tail between his legs if you sing or dance (could just be my voice or moves). He's very high maitenence, needy, and is prone to urinary tract infections - his penis needs special care. He is neutered and up to date on all shots but rabies (he's allergic).

First person to paypal me 10 billion dollars gets him!

OK...this describes my 3 yr old Wolf to a tee....I can offer him up at a reduced price of $ 10,0000.00 since he is older (10 million only).
He also attacks his brothers on a regular basis and he is a 10 pound hound, so since he has these extra added qualities he is an exceptionally good deal at this reduced price.Worth every dollar, he is the most loveable little Teddy bear and fiercly loyal and devoted to only me....so, he prolly will not be happy with anyone else but anyone interested in trying.....let me know

bkessler · 02-03-2006, 03:27 PM

Kristy,
I'll take him!! Lily Mae needs a playmate!! LOL
Thanks for the laugh.. Cheered me up

crystalsmom · 02-03-2006, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mhorst

One question.....Does he eat poo???

I'm not sure but I heard a rumor that he barks at his butt!!

Kristy, thanks so much for the laughs; we surely needed them.

lilbumbleybees · 02-03-2006, 06:06 PM

haha, that's great! Thanks for posting that. it was very cute!

BabyFidgette · 02-03-2006, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaviniaHyacynth

The check is in the mail...Do you ship to Nigeria?

I live in Nigeria too.

How about I can send 20 billion, and you send me the dog and 1 billion. You keep the 19billion for all your troubles!!!!

sondra2004 · 02-03-2006, 06:33 PM

Thanks for the Laughs.

ytsirk27 · 02-03-2006, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabyFidgette

I live in Nigeria too.

How about I can send 20 billion, and you send me the dog and 1 billion. You keep the 19billion for all your troubles!!!!

HEHE

simonandhallie · 02-03-2006, 07:14 PM

Stewie is mine! We'll work something out on the side

you are too funny!

michiko · 02-03-2006, 08:32 PM

Oh my goodness.. you scared me... with the title!! You got me worried big time!

iheartyorkies · 02-03-2006, 08:40 PM

Kristy, thanks for the laugh, I needed it girlfriend!!
Stewie, you can come live with me and Turbo! You're momma's talkin' ugly about you! I bet she's really the one who barks at her butt when she poots, lol!!!!!

crystalsmom · 02-04-2006, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iheartyorkies

Kristy, thanks for the laugh, I needed it girlfriend!!
Stewie, you can come live with me and Turbo! You're momma's talkin' ugly about you! I bet she's really the one who barks at her butt when she poots, lol!!!!!

I agree Cynthia, should we start a "Be nice to Stewie Club" ?? ....maybe I'll
rethink that cause we all enjoyed the laugh.

So happy to see you back posting. We miss you.

02-03-2006, 03:25 PM	#64
mhorst Donating Yorkie Yakker Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 177	One question.....Does he eat poo??? __________________ Zoe's Mom & Chase's Gram http://www.dogster.com/pet_page.php?i=257369

02-03-2006, 03:27 PM	#66
bkessler Mommy's Little Angel Donating Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northern New Jersey Posts: 1,496	Kristy, I'll take him!! Lily Mae needs a playmate!! LOL Thanks for the laugh.. Cheered me up __________________ Brooke & Lily Mae (Maltipoo) Mocha (12/23/04-6/25/05)

02-03-2006, 06:06 PM	#68
lilbumbleybees YT 1000 Club Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 1,339	haha, that's great! Thanks for posting that. it was very cute! __________________ Liz Little Lotte , Bouncer, Lilli , Yodi

02-03-2006, 06:33 PM	#70
sondra2004 Mommy's Love Bugs Donating Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Northern Virginia! Posts: 1,670	Stewie for sale Thanks for the Laughs.

02-03-2006, 08:32 PM	#73
michiko The Yorkie Sitter Donating Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 2,350	Oh my goodness.. you scared me... with the title!! You got me worried big time! __________________ Michiko (Ethicist) and Haruka(Fragrance of Spring Flowers) [/URL][/COLOR]

02-03-2006, 01:43 PM	#61
Deja Blue Yorkie Talker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NV Posts: 10	Yea, I knew the breed was getting expensive, Stewie must be a great guy! You should post this in the breeder Talk forum, they could use a laugh.

02-03-2006, 07:14 PM	#72
simonandhallie *I Love My Monkeys!* Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Falling Waters, WV Posts: 11,166	Stewie is mine! We'll work something out on the side you are too funny!

02-03-2006, 08:40 PM	#74
iheartyorkies Boppin' Bo! Donating Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 2,719	Kristy, thanks for the laugh, I needed it girlfriend!! Stewie, you can come live with me and Turbo! You're momma's talkin' ugly about you! I bet she's really the one who barks at her butt when she poots, lol!!!!! __________________ ~~~ i yorkies ~~~ Cynthia Turbo and Suri!